Joe Biden’s approval rating is not good. Sad! Not good!
Here are seventeen things with higher approval ratings than Joe Biden:
1. Candy corn – Even these tasteless cones of wax fare better in the polls than Sleepy Joe.
2. Prostate exams – Uncomfortable but at least they don’t last four years.
3. The restrooms at Walmart – Unsanitary but they’ve never tried to sniff our hair.
4. The decision to cancel Firefly – Next time Joe Biden wants to stab us in the back, he should have the guts to do it to our face.
5. DMV employees – Hey, at least they know where they are.
6. Pearl Harbor, the Ben Affleck movie – We don’t know how this one beat Joe but it did.
7. The actual attack on Pearl Harbor – At least it eventually led to the fall of Hitler.
8. Andrew Cuomo’s steamy new romance novel – Yeesh. Biden’s numbers must be awful.
9. The guy in your neighborhood who hands out toothbrushes on Halloween – Everyone has that guy. But hey, he’s not trying to ruin your life.
10. Long John Silver’s – Something’s fishy about this place but at least you can just avoid it.
11. Todd – Good one, Todd!
12. Gas station sushi – Will only make you sick one time and you’ll have a great story to tell.
13. Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina candle – We don’t know why she sells these but some people like them, we guess.
14. Alex Rodriguez’s vagina candle – We don’t know why he sells these but some people like them, we guess.
15. Installing a car seat – On a 120-degree day in Phoenix.
16. Wuhan’s world-famous bat soup – The taste isn’t so bad, it’s the consistency.
17. The one true President Donald Trump – USA! USA! USA!
What do you like better than Joe Biden? Let us know in the comment section, which will likely be the longest comment section ever.
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TBP ?
Running low on practice ammo, which sucks, but not as much as Joe Biden.
Joe sucks, Kamala sucks. One figuratively, the other, literally.
100 – Joe’s age = His shoe size, IQ and approval rating all combined.
The original Mr. Potatohead
USPS’s service.
Hey, doesn’t one of those letters in its name stand for Service???
This tweet thread is 100% correct about how little libs care about Biden’s popularity falling:
“Biden is moving the ball so far and so fast that any short term losses (popularity in polls) will be worth the long-term gains”
It’s all going according to plan.
Biden didn’t withdraw from Afghanistan. He brought Afghanistan to America.
Sparta, a small town of less than ten thousand souls, whose claim to fame is being the “Bicycling Capital of America”, could only watch as a population of Afghans outnumbering its own population created a new Afghanistan on the premises of Fort McCoy….
A Czech journal article from the Department of Military Hygiene noted that Afghan “people in rural areas were found to defecate almost everywhere according to convenience. It is important to observe that particularly the rural population does not know or does not use toilet paper.”
An account of the toilet practices of the defunct Afghan National Army described how our soldiers were forced to “share their toilet with the ANA, as they had been ordered to do by their commanding officers” to win their “hearts and minds”. Unfortunately “it was the custom of the ANA to wipe themselves with their hands, smear their excrement on the walls of the toilet, and rinse their hands in the sink, which left the sinks reeking.”
https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2021/10/afghanistan-grows-wisconsin-daniel-greenfield/
The opening chapter of “The Platoon” has the young officer hopping off the helicopter at his new base camp and immediately seeing an Afghani taking a dump then wiping with his hands. He followed his escort to the command post with his eyes focused on the ground so he would not step in the “deposits” that covered the open areas of the base.
There is a reason why Muslims always eat with their left hand and the bad ones get their right hand chopped off.
Ingrown toenails, yes…especially on democrats.
Pubic lice…as in the Democratic Party.
Is that why Bill Clinton seldom smiles?
toe jam.
A bug at the bottom of your salad bowl. Hey you better start getting used to them before they become a staple.
A root canal
I take exception to the Walmart bathroom: our store almost always has a clean bathroom plus it has plenty of hot water; go to the local Kroger and it is dirty with no hot water for well over a year.
When I work out of town I always stay in a Walmart parking lot. The bathrooms at the back of the store are always clean enough that I am ok with brushing my teeth there.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FBMc28HXoA8usvd?format=jpg&name=small
Scabies.