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I smell gopher poon tang.
varmint poontang. Get it right, twat.
She wants you again, Humper!
meal foreplay
Just an older brother doing his job.
Yep – my grandpups are the same ages and the other day I watched the older one help the little one who is crawling and climbing but not quite walking yet get off the couch in the exact same way.
No need for them to be brothers.
It’s the same look I get on my face when I see the faceplants and nutsackers here.
Being on the border, collie.
Look at this catch, and the crowd actually booed me! They were all whining, “Give him back his leg! He fell down the stairs when you took it!” Spoilsports.
…and now for the rest of the story.
The remarkable incident happened during Chicago White Sox’s home Major League Baseball (MLB) game with Detroit Tigers. Frendreis, who kept the ball, wrote on TikTok: “Five beers in and taking my leg off to catch a ball seemed like a great idea.” The video has since been viewed more than 2.7MILLION times, receiving 414k likes and 11.1k shares. And fans were loving her latest video, with one replying: “Took an arm and a leg to catch that ball.”
Honey, I’m home.
Now that try that after a few pints and see what happens.
It’s about time.
Timely catch.
If Indians are serious about cleaning up their waterways they will have to consider cutting back on curry and teaching the lower castes about toilets.
New from Taco Bell….the ghost pepper burrito.
LMFAO.
live picture of the earth taking a shit
What I went through last week. The next day after Taco Bell.
The new and improved versions are no better at negotiating steps but they come with guns.
Just read where one was shut down after creating it’s own language because it didn’t perform well enough with English to get programmed rewards. Then it started teaching it’s new language to the other’s in the area……Hmmmmm….
Drunken robot..
White robots can’t jump.
Seems racist.
Why are these robots all white?
Where are the black robots?
Too lazy to show up?
I see the safety nets are as effective as face masks against covid.
Make Nathan proud.
The Optigrab.
Ooohhhhhh….the new phone book’s here!!!!
I still like that movie.
Navin Johnson……
You, sir, are correct.
I was born a poor black child…….
Stay away from the cans!
He hates those cans!!!
Asian ingenuity.
Meanwhile in the living room…
ps. your welcome fujigm.
I’m predicting he’ll say, “Shit-FACED!”.
OK.
I’ve caught my breath.
That’s clearly a hotel lobby.
AWESOME lobby-FACED!
A self-induced lobby face../….
When he grows up, he’s going to f@ck tigers.
Lil’pup is having fun exploring his new world.
Like the first time they play in snow…
Hey, Luigi, what does the R mean on the stick shift?
“Racin’!”
Thomas found the R.
I love watching professionals at work…
Unseen he took out $45,000 worth of warehouse equipment inside the building
Don’t worry.
This pro retired and will be replaced by a Millennial that knows everything.
Or not.
Do you like porn also? Pros at work?
So that’s why all the plaster is missing from the brick in those quaint European villages.
nkit? gif not f.f. approved.
You gots to be kidding me..
Any real cat would’ve scratched her eyeballs out.
Found your stash!
You obviously don’t love me. You gave me a broken phone.
the camera pans up, Bob, now what about love?
Gross
Worse than a cat?
Yep,
By magnitudes.
I guess you really are an average joe.
‘Cause I was thinking the same (average) thing about that pic.
Gross.
Bob’s soul mate!
Kind of reminds me of a large tranny David Hogg….
Let’s put our politicians in one of these and line up to punch the living crap out of them.
Beat it til it breaks like a pinata.
Those Everlast bags can take a serious beating.
Unless we buy the bag from Chiiiiina won’t last more than an hour
OK nkit, this gif redeems your cat’s manicure gif. Redheads, food porn coming? Let’s not forget Doc’s late arrival.
yes more redheads…not enough last week
I couldn’t agree more Todd.
No
Yes
You gotta wonder how many boyfriends died that way.
I’ll take the ‘No’.
That kind of core muscle control is awesome.
Like the top corner of the picture says.
Now that’s funny.
I’m guessing he has a generous handicap.
But us f.f.ers in the matrix.
Fun ride but a bitch to dismount.
SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Internet warrior’s dog…
Be careful what you wish for…
Poor Corgis, they never get any respect…
Cindy caught many a window shopper unawares to her great satisfaction till one day a startled pedestrian jumped back into the path of an oncoming city bus. Fortunately the only witness is now a red splotch, so Cindy is free to resume her hijinks.
Cindy, videos for sale, $10,000.00
I loved that scene.
I could watch it for days.
Vaccine mandates have forced employers to reach lower into the labour pool to find available workers.
Outdid yourself on that one Bob.
Houstons Mayor at his side gig.
Eggs… lol… Tossing eggs from behind the car is only gonna get you a face full of egg…
I used to keep a handful of pennies in my jacket pocket for just such purposes. Also is great when some cager is tailgating you serious, a few pennies in the air takes care of that too…
Step it up, Brian.
Use the bearings out of a CV joint.
They’re like hardened steel marbles.
Set them on your cartop, they roll off and will penetrate the windshield of a tailgater.
Navy Pea Beans won’t break their windshield
I used a handful of BBs
all my bikes have the throttle on the right so I have to throw with my left hand
That’s so dangerous! They’re not even wearing masks.
Or 6 feet apart!!!
Who cares!
There’s a FACED in there somewhere!
An Utter Pradesh, faced turd roller…
Liberals’ wet dream for America.
This is what you get when you don’t tell a woman to pack light.
I thought that was light???
you said just a quick weekend out of town right?!?
Well, it was the entire weekend.
Core muscle control.
It’s awesome.
She’s pulling a train.
To be fair they said only 1 carry on
White dog doing all the work, brown dog just scamming a free ride.
Shame on you…I saw what you did there….
How could you have not seen?
It’s blatantly obvious.
Let’s see cats do that…
Didja
Can you clean up politicians with this?
or Cats?
fake
Actually real. Laser based rust remover. Expensive but fun!
Mix?? What the heck? Fake?
Not satisfied with spawning killer viruses, China is researching how to create future famines by stuffing 1.4 billion people with food.
I couldn’t help myself. I just had to press the emergency stop button.
This is what you get for eating my mother.
I warned you: no hybrids!
Won’t even go there, Bob.
Good doggie!
That’s a good, faithful American Dog!
What a heart-rendering reunion!
Is that a new covid avoidance measure?
Luisa had been waiting three years to kick Raul in the cojones…
Nutsacked with the foot drag.
Saw that coming from a mile away.
Thanks nkit.
Yes, it was etched in stone…still funny, NTL…
The unorthodox plan worked fairly well but employing a tree as the brake needs more thought.
With new EV charging restrictions in place, little Jimmy’s new transportation option is all the rage in the UK.
The tight turn radius really helps with tacking back upwind, too…
On the positive side at least 1 yute figured out wind velocity dynamic propulsion physics
And this is why the “elites” think they don’t need the people anymore.
Nah, ’cause they still need us to drive the spoonlifts and knifelifts.
The moment Stuart began to regret spending 50 grand on a college course for driving forklifts.
Thats hilarious… I’d love one…
Damn! Why didn’t I think of that. Decades ago I won one of those in a drawing at Wally-World, but sold it a few days later because I can’t swim.
My wife is Chinese and she calls the waverunners water motorcycles….lol…
As listed on the menu: Heart Attack on a Bun
Lies and propaganda. This is nutrition.
Saturated fat – that’s where it’s at!
Give me one “Artery Closer” to go!!!…
What we didn’t see was the kidney and foot of duodenum he took out perfecting his routine.
But they don’t serve potatoes in hibachi grill restaurants, so what will that skill avail him of?
Friday Fail placement.
That’s the kidney on the left.
One of 30,413 Indian train accident victims from Sept 5th. It was a relatively good day.
That’s how I do it too, but I use my other leg for the right pedal.
I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet. Helen Keller
I cried because I couldn’t get laid until I met a man named Llpoh who had no dick.
That’s a tranny, fool.
Adapt and live.
17 species per household is the limit.
X’s 17…
Mix,
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that your dog, AverageJoe?
Benneton family.
Elon Musk space program … the early, early years.
(Still can’t get any closer to orbit.)
nor Bezos
Where do I buy?
Me too