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Wake up ya lazy slug and feed me!
On Wednesday, the official NCIS Twitter account – for the naval agency, not the TV show – wished its parent service branch a happy 246th birthday, with a smart graphic of the giant US flag fluttering beside an impressive-looking surface ship. There was just one tiny problem: the vessel turned out to be Pyotr Velikiy, the flagship of the Russian Northern Fleet – named after Peter the Great, the first Romanov emperor of Russia.
There’s a second, upcoming problem. Since so many sailors and soldiers will be fired, jailed, or quit because of the vaccine mandates, the Russian flagship will soon sail into New York harbor to claim the city for mother Russia. On second thought, maybe that’s not a problem.
You are right. And even Biden will sell it for less than what we paid the Indians
They’d take one look and pay us to keep it.
Good doggie!
Down, Karen, down, good girl.
Some dads know better,
just ask mom.
omg….
If this were a movie a 5’3″, 110-pound woman could easily dispatch that big bastard.
Of course.
WTF??
Taser flashlight
Ten paws up.
Always wondered how they did those African braids.
Fumble in the Jurassic jungle.
doggie face plant
Bed-faced.
You misunderstood me. I wanted a ho.
But he’s raking in the cash.
bearded clam rake
Good doggie.
Bite him in the dick.
After Gobby’s phone call…
lmao…
I’m impressed.
After cars became anti-racial, the celebrations commenced.
Sweet.
A perpetual energy waster.
Wankel agrees
Touche.
Should have seen that coming.
Love the rotary (Wenkel) engine.
At long last the Louvre commissioned a local artist to recast the Mona Lisa as a woman of colour.
Beauty knows no color, Bob.
Nonsense.
Couldn’t stop laughing at that one word reply.
Outstanding.
Davinci limes, $1.99lbs.
Oh shit, Tomorrow’s Breakfast escaped!
Breakfast?
That’s their children.
Today is the day when pigs fly. ANYTHING can happen now!
Sweet!
An indoor pig sty!
Who said “white pigs can’t jump”, no one ever.
Do they really have a litter box in that posh sty? Do pigs know how to use a litter box ?.. But more importantly, why would you want pigs running around in your house?.. What’s to be gained?..
A Jewish dilemma….free ham.
After the jewelry storm of 2020, things got better for Tarpon Springs.
Joe’s going to buy one for each of his cats.
Teleportation is real!
I saw it on tik tok!
Yes, but many Canadian kids have been potty-trained by this age.
You’re so far ahead of the US.
It must be the socialized medicine…
Come on Bob, Canadians are set in their ways.
Puuuuuuukke!
In the event of a water landing, your dog can be used as a flotation device…
Once he farts he will sink.
Ohhhh.
That’s what the cork is for…
Joe’s right, follow the science.
Why didn’t she sink?
Buttocks-planted.
Her built-in floation devices
Pumping IRON-faced!!!
Let me see your war face !
fujigm has been denied.
Gender-changing faceplant?
You have peaked my interest.
Does it work in reverse?
fujigm marks the spot.
If only….
The only tragedy there is Woodland BDU in a snowfield.
Unknown my ass.
I hear rumor your ass is quite e famous…..lol
Problem solved.
Few knew that’s not natural.
As you can see from the badge she said no.
If only it wasn’t his hand…
Just another censored Mix pic.
Too many freckles for my taste,
Morphing into a cat doesn’t help.
She was fun in bed but she scratched the hell out of me.
Sex on the Island of Dr. Moreau.
heterochromia fiction
Right is rear. He squeezed the left brake too hard.
But nice roll.
Could’ve easily been a SCION-faced.
Earl fell asleep and somehow found himself on his feet.
So that’s how Carl Reiner passed away… 45 seconds later he didn’t land on his feet.
Now please excuse me while I go home and make some potato alcohol.
Bet he was a real pistol as a kid.
Two to go please…
Seafood porn, thanks nkit.
For any hyper-feminist bitch who says fathers aren’t necessary.
They are not necessary for hyper-feminist bitches.
And as their children are removed from the gene pool to happenstance, hyper-feminism dissipates.
Natural selection.
Dad’s at work.
The rare but thoroughly enjoyable quadruple pavement-FACED!
That was musical.
Had to go to youtube to listen to it..
Did a drop when I was doing my Marine Operations course many moons ago… Thats a wow…
Operation Caddy Shack was a success.
What a waste…..a perfectly good Baby Ruth floating in a public swimming pool that people have pissed in.
Nice collarbone. That’s rare.