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Not THAT’S a Supreme pizza.
Sorry, meant now.
Three to go NOW!!!
Damn, think I’ll go get a stick of city chicken from the fridge.
Another prime motorboating area.
SKOAL!
…and now for something totally related.
Every job interview I ever had, so I started my own business and got rich…SUCK IT, H.R. DEPT!
Another great bass.
A bit dark for my tastes…but I love any and every Monty Python reference.
No need to fire, honey. Cupid’s arrow has already struck.
That’s not love in her eyes, Bob.
Tit rack show!
Who puts an ‘x’ over an ‘o’?
So who wears it better, the first one or Wendy O. Williams of the 80’s band The Plasmatics?:
Sorry, just popped into my head.
YUUUGS props for the Wendy O Reference.
Great band. Wendy sadly killed herself. Terrible.
A pig is a pig and that’s that.
Who’s got a fetish?
If you got it, flaunt it.
Wow, wow and wow. Now THAT is a beautiful woman.
NiceColoradoArtist…
You are most welcome.
You gotta love this kitchen…
Concentrate on these red dots and your mood is KNOWN.
That’s one of those infinity bums, isn’t it?
You mean the kind you could fondle for infinity??
Here….let me help you with that….
What an invitation!
Bottoms up!
Now that’s a rail.
I’m already spanking…
Back when President Xi was a movie star.
Leggings are great on the right woman and a crime on the wrong ones.
Words of wisdom from the mountaintop.
Or Canada…
Nice calves
She has nothing on the girl in the Lone Star bikini
I feel sorry for fags.
More for me.
But envious of lesbians.
A down and up f.f.
With gaposis like that, I can see my house from here.
yeah, so can your wife…
All hands on dick.
I doubt that’s her name.
Deck, Bob.
It’s “All hands on deck.”
Excuse me, captain, but being such a loyal first mate, I recommend a nose ride before casting off.
That is, how can I say it…Enchanting.
mesmerizing..
In the future, the creek will run as red as the shore or worse…. if TPTB have their way.
Bounce it off your windshield!
Finally some reality in this f*cked up world.
What an ass pecker!
Goose goosed.
I still have and use my Dad’s model 61. Hasn’t failed in over 70 years.
22LR.
Easily muffled and will destroy the medulla even at 100 meters.
Redhead for the trifecta.
“in the twilights, last gleaming, the flag was still there”.
Lucky boy.
That wheel pulled off his helmet.
A little more and it would have been his head.
Darwin flunky.
As the wife steps out the front door…
Don’t mess with them babettes.
But did you see that faceplant?
Dirt slam-FACED!
looks like he scorned the wrong crazy woman
f.f. classroom:
The female baboons are called sows and the males are referred to as boars.
Thanks, Mix.
I did not have that valuable piece of information in my insult folder.
lmao…
Don’t forget the f.f. classics…
Fat schlub grass FACED! Fat broad kid pool FACED! a two-fer.
The automatic beheader needs a bit of fine tuning.
A little to the left, it would have cut him in half.
Poor marksmanship.
What the hell Abdul, your head broke my window.
all he’s missing is the white hand of Saruman
Capsaicin FACED!
Reminds me of Richard Pryer’s freebasing fuckup..
f.f. fun.
He won’t need to shave tomorrow.
OK, Bob, it’s been a half-hour, move along.