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It’s long past time for an assessment of the cardinal failures of the scamdemic. Retard Olympic medals will be awarded to the three greatest failures of the covid calamity, which in itself is a challenge given the unprecedented level of failure (and evil) it took to carry off the crime of the century. I take the chore upon myself because no one else has stepped forward to volunteer; if I get it wrong—well, then I’ve failed and I made myself proud on FF.
The bronze medal for stupidly goes to the morons who devised the covid bug, assuming it even exists. Some may object that this surely deserves the gold, but we’ve barely begun to plumb the depths of idiocy in this caper. The covid bug itself is an arrant failure, killing only 0.26% of its victims, most of those already on death’s doorstep. The plan was to take out tens of millions of useless eaters, but covid wasn’t up to the task. Talk about a failure of a virus. If the virus chose a gender it would be a questioning gender non-conforming two-spirited faggot with the pronoun Bluck. Were there a hall of fame for wimpy viruses, it would be enshrined even before its career expired. It was so weak the evil cabal behind it had to go the extra mile devising lie after lie to salvage the plan.
Which brings us to the silver. This is awarded to the stewards of the malevolent plan to foist this on humanity. This encompasses the oligarchs at the top along with their puppet presidents, prime ministers, governors, premiers, central bankers, public health care “authorities,” and their mainstream and social media mouthpieces. Their task was to panic the population into surrendering their freedoms and their money, and, granted, they succeeded well enough at this to almost cost them a retard medal, but they succeeded at this only because of our gold medal winners, not because of anything they did. Their narrative wove together a string of lies that started unraveling the moment their media machines puked them out. It’s not a pandemic; oh wait, yes it is. Masks don’t work . . . they might work . . . they work so well everyone must wear them . . . but not well enough that we can discard social distancing . . . not well enough at all so you need to wear two. Vaccines will take years to develop . . . will come out as soon as the election is successfully stolen . . . will solve everything so things can go back to normal. . . well, maybe not everything because nothing is perfect so you can’t have your freedoms back just yet . . . but you won’t have to wear a mask . . . oh wait, yes you do because not everyone’s vaccinated . . . yes the vaccines work, but only if everyone’s vaccinated . . . yes even if 99% are vaccinated you can still get covid and pass it along, but not die, but it’s still the fault of the unvaccinated . . . well, okay you can still die at the same rate as the unvaccinated because of the damn unvaccinated. . . but anyway it’s perfectly safe . . . pay no attention to tens of thousands of people dying and hundreds of thousands with debilitating injuries . . . that’s all lies perpetrated by the unvaccinated. Get them!
And now the moment no one’s been waiting for. The esteemed gold medal for stupidity goes to Joe and Karen Public, whose imbecility is so abysmal it actually bought all these lies! Has humanity ever witnessed such exquisite idiocy? Even a millennium ago, when numskulls believed their surgeon when he told them he could cure their smallpox by drilling a hole into their cranium to let out the evil goblins, they didn’t have a mountain of evidence at their fingertips that the medicine man was full of shit. Today’s is the kind of stupidity that drowns in the bath because it forgot which end goes up. The kind of stupidity that suffocates to death because its brain can’t manage two functions simultaneously, like tweeting something nasty and breathing. The kind that believes a man can simply decide he’s a woman and have a baby. The kind that votes for Biden and Trudeau; the kind that believes Biden actually won and Trudeau isn’t a retard (I would like to nominate my prime minister for the Lifetime Achievement Gold Medal in the Special Retard Olympics). The kind of stupidity that believes every lie the government and media spew out about any topic. The kind that believed such obvious and contradictory lies related to covid, and continues to believe them. “The vaccine works but stay away from me if you’re unvaccinated because then it doesn’t work and the virus will surely kill me because of you.” Congrats, you frigging morons; you win gold.
But, for today, let us forget all these losers; let’s poke fun at 2021, the year of a hundred clusterfucks, and enjoy Friday Fail!
Not sure I agree with the bronze & silver; but you’re spot on that the sheeple take the Gold Medal for failure.
Especially the Canadian ones. Gobsmacking mass idiocy up here. Bob P nailed it.
If you submitted your post it should win a Pulitzer.
just one more vaccine ought to do it
Excellent analysis and well stated. The thing I am most worried about is the berating the Wuhan Lab virus researchers received from the CCP after the virus was reported as not lethal enough. Their lives may have been spared due to its contagion rate, but they dropped the ball otherwise.
I am excited to learn about the features and benefits of the next few hundred strains; natural mutations or designed. Great job funding this CDC and Mr. Fauci (no typo).
Bob P.;
You fcuking rock.
Proud to play your foil on FF.
Nailed it. Get back to me when you’ve finally had enough of this, America.
Spot on. Especially the observation about our insipid public.
Snopes fact checkers declared this is false. The box in question was misprinted, and the manufacturer was put out of business, its owners shot for treason. Sanjay Gupta, a real doctor on CNN, told me masks work. So did St. Anthony Fauci. How stupid do you have to be to believe they would lie about something so important? So, if you value your life and mine, wear a mask. If you don’t, you’re a grandmother killing, Trump supporting Nazi who deserves a painful, lingering death from covid.
dumbass read any box of those masks and they all say something similar.most say not for medical use or not for prevention of disease.you want to be a sheep go ahead , FJB
You’re new here, aren’t you? Look up the definition of sarcasm in the dictionary and get back to me.
Some can’t seem to comprehend that there are times when /s isn’t even necessary.
Only for those without a complete grasp of the obvious.
That shit has happened to all of us at some time Bob. He meant well.
Probably, but it our sworn duty to heap abuse on anyone who makes that error. It’s what we do.
I think you missed it….but you meant well.
Good lord Bob, don’t hold back!
Check him with your sarcasm hockey stick!
Even I detected a tinge of sarcasm.
There is a tiny chance that Bob may have been being facetious….
You don’t know Bob. lol
Well, aren’t you a special one… Have you always been a dumbfuck?
That’s basically the message of an article appearing on the front page of the Athol Daily News and the Greenfield Recorder several days, written by an administrator of the most significant hospital in Franklin county, Massachusetts, to “encourage” vaccine usage. The only part of his op-ed you didn’t cover is that if you show up in his hospital with a COVID infection and are NOT vaccinated, you will probably immediately be put on a respirator, have tubes inserted in every orifice of your body and may be shipped out to some remote location for additional “treatment”, like dialysis. You’re not likely to ever see your friends and family again, says the good doctor.
But you very effectively captured the spirit and tone of his message.
WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.
The pogo stick guy, WTF. Charlee was looking for a guy hung like a horse?
Reminds me of the time I was sent to El Paso for business and decided to stop in this tavern outside of town. When I entered and went up to the bar, I saw a sign on the wall that said, “Make the horse laugh and win $500 and drink free all night”. I asked the barkeep what the deal was and he said it was real as he pointed to the horse in the corner. Thinking for a moment, I went over to the horse and whispered into his ear. Immediately the horse started laughing so loud the place went quiet but for the horse. I went back to the bar and there waiting for me was $500 and my 1st free drink. Well, if luck would have it, I was sent back the following month and so I decided to go back to that tavern one night. I noticed that the sign had been changed to “make the horse cry and win $500 and drink free for the night”. Well, I am always up for a good challenge so I went over to the horse and whispered into his ear. Stood there for a moment and the horse started crying like he was being taken to a glue factory. I went back to the bar and there again waiting for me was $500 and my 1st free drink. Now this got the barkeeps curiosity up so he asks me how I got the horse to laugh last time I was here. So I told him, I whispered into his ear that I have a bigger cock than him. Then the barkeep asks how I made him cry. I showed him.
Just when her husband had put the visual of the baby’s head emerging from the birth canal behind him, his desire for his wife suffered another setback.
My bad.
Thought that was the husband.
No, she’s fat, so the husbabydaddy would have to be Blek nowadays.
wish I hadn’t seen that…
ditto
..even after reading the headline..”OOHHH!!”…
Remember last time you played it at top volume on your gramophone and it blew out all the windows in my house? No? Then let’s just say it’s on a stairway to heaven.
What else would you expect from construction workers?
Meh.
Amateur…
Ya gotta start somewhere.
That setup is actually safe.
Never too old to rock-n-roll.
LMAO
Lynching the oligarchs excepted.
Congratulations, sir, you’re the proud father of a 50-pound sack of fat.
Excellent for making boutique hand soap.
OMG! I’ve been pregnant for over 50 years!
Hate to tell you what’s really in that gut. The guy needs a good laxative.
On the bottom right, aren’t those Biden’s senior advisers?
Yes, of course it’s perfectly safe because I replaced a doctor who said it wasn’t, and they took away his license and put him in a mental institution.
Does this mean that if you don’t fart, mine won’t stink?
I recently noticed that the exam rooms at the oncology clinic now have new Jabra devices with a blinking blue light. CDC monitoring doctor/patient conversations?
Do people with foot fetishes fantasize about camels?
camel toe!
Do camels have tent fetishes?
Why wouldn’t they?
Fashion designer for new Hooters Girl uniforms!
He could have modeled a bearded clam.
For some odd reason, that made me think of a double-barreled shotgun.
Bipartisan equals double penetration.
Taking it coming and going.
BINGO!
If they invited me to ride them this wouldn’t be what I had in mind with my enthusiastic assent.
Forget what you have in mind, Bob.
Where do I get one?
If bill clinton rode them first would you still want to?
Bill Clinton is dead meat…sepsis..
Or does he have the Clap?
The latest schtick is that he had or has a urinary tract infection. Now consider how long he had to ignore that in order to get septic. Or , more likely, consider what kind of infection he really has.
He has dirt on Hillary and willing to cut a deal
Maybe HIV?
That chariot ROCKS. I especially like the Abigail Adams ass-saddle.
must be Stucky
Is that Bill Gates ?
For those who aren’t gay Muslims, we also have a product that works on women.
That fails as a business model.
After the safari, family and friends were unwilling to accept this as evidence of George’s demise till the lion shit out his teeth.
Queen Elizabeth WW2 mechanic.
This is the 1% living up to their potential.
FIFY
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/the-corpses-of-italian-dictator-benito-mussolini-and-his-news-photo/94101584
The Arizona audit was supposed to spur full forensic audits in the rest of the swing states, but it was all sent down a black hole. A mountain of evidence that the election was stolen hasn’t made a bit of difference. Democracy is dead; justice is dead. We know who the bad guys are. I fear a revolution is the only cure.
You can swindle votes sent by mail.
You can’t swindle votes from the rooftops.
No escape route from a rooftop…do your work the way Francis Marion did from behind the trees and bushes.
I don’t fear a revolution. I pray for one. Sooner than later. So I will be young and healthy enough to participate in it and survive it. (just my opinion)
Revolution may be the only solution to the current situation, but don’t pray for war. Ever. Taking a life changes you in ways you cannot imagine.
Been there, done that long ago and you’re definitely right, but a fight is coming.
Ya mean like two tours in VN? Been there, done that.
I think the prayers that were answered came from the Torah.
A good pic of the plane that doesn’t exist. See how the left wing disappears and there is no corresponding hole in the building. No planes hit the twin towers.
I’m still open to the possibility of planes…..but definitely not the planes they claim. And so what happened to all of those passengers? My wife’s close friend was supposed to be on one of those flights, but something came up and she didn’t take the flight. So where did they take those planes, and what did they do to those passengers? 100% murder I’m sure. You know they didn’t get the Jeffrey Epstein, molesting little girls on a desert island treatment…that’s for sure.
There is a very large body of water just to right of NY.
Just saying.
don’t know where the passengers are (rumor is they were kept in a DUMB) but family of the passengers all accepted a massive payoff in the millions (and probably signed an NDA) except ONE woman and surprisingly she died from a “suicide” one month later
’tis true.
That’s the first time I’ve seen his horns. Does anyone have a picture of his spiked tail?
“Taking a life changes you in ways you cannot imagine.”
Sign me up.
depends on da situation
Mine is bigger.
There will be no increase in heating costs for me.
I’ve got 2 of those. I expect my bill to go down. The last 6 weeks I’ve been cutting up 10 trees I had dropped. Might be enuf wood for 2 yrs.
Looking forward to cutting and splitting a few cords, are you ? Keeping your stash dry, carrying logs to the stove several times a day (and often night), cleaning out those ashes in the morning, cleaning the flu so you won’t have a chimney fire, monkeying endlessly with the air valves to get an even burn, enjoying the backpuffs that fill the home with smoke, cleaning the gray ash off everything in the house, etc. etc. etc.
Apparently #bareshelvesbiden is trending on Twittshit this morning.
Do select donors receive manual assistance from comely nurses? If so, I’m there, and I’ll give it away for free. Aren’t I a special human being?
i’d vote for you
Would you be so forthcumming if the nurses were not comely, or only identified as such?
Oh that’s easy! When I’m out and about these days I notice “I’ve never seen so many FAT and UGLY people in all my life!” Both men and women. Sheesh!
DynOmite!
Because one is Cain and the other is Able with a murder occurring eventually.
Humper is the Toronto Zoo’s most popular attraction.
Looks like Detroit could use an atom bomb. Just make sure Gov. Whitmer is there, and that the wind’s blowing toward Cleveland and not London, Ont, where I live. Nuclear fallout would be the least of Cleveland’s problems.
Nuke it from orbit…
…it’s the only way to be sure.
Is it niggers? Let’s call it “liberals”
Is it kikes? Lets call it “liberals”
communist – liberals
demon worshipping psychopaths – liberals.
I personally prefer Nancy without makeup.
Never date a woman who wears a lot of makeup…
You got that last one backwards. The left one is prettier
Either way, send them all back.
The beauty is all the tattoos give clear grouping and sight adjustment call from your spotter.
I am for land mines and auto-turrets for either group. Plus all the others. Fuck off we are full.
“Taking a life changes you in ways you cannot imagine.”
Sign me up.
Those poor young boys seem to have arthritis so bad…
I do accept them for who they are: narcissistic losers desperate for attention.
Too complicated.
I see them as Un-American perverts.
Simple.
Their problems run a lot deeper than that. Bogs for all of them. It is humane.
OK, time for my first white Russian, I’ve got to be optimistic.
What do happy endings beget?
A divorce?
Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end.
-Seneca/Semisonic
I think she would’ve taken note of your hideous face, six chins, and missing neck anyway, buddy.
Sarcasm is my way of dealing with “STUPID”……because there ain’t enuf gray tape to fix it.
Mix started young.
My baby pics. where always censored.
Dangerous Toys – Sport’n A Woody
It took a while, but the wait was worth it; eventually the sharks took the bait.
Idiot! Never take your llama surfing or next they’ll be expecting skiing and skydiving.
Mayor of Houston at the beach.
Your cat would never do that!
No. She would just start drinking it out of her paws and then knock it over.
I understand, wave; I wanted to do the same thing.
Snorkel that butt?
They never learn…
Bob P.’s revenge.
That’ll put a damper on the proposal.
Should’ve given her a life ring…
But they both put themselves in that position.
Hope they don’t have kids.
No, Mr. Guard Dog, I wasn’t gawking at your owner’s ass. I swear I never noticed how wonderfully the small of her back slopes into her perfectly curvaceous bum. I always drool like this.
Looks a heckuva lot like my pup
Hell.
Looks like me.
It could have been me today in SC except they were all 66+ and only 1, 2 piece suit. Oh well I have have that going for me tonight smh
bark like a dog……
I will teach you the meaning of the word “respect”!
Man in a boat overboard!
My self portrait
A rare picture of the perverted nkit fish, which has been known to feast on female buttocks.
I heard those were going extinct because of global warming.
What? The nkitfish or the female buttocks? I sure hope it’s the nkitfish because I too enjoy partaking of the female buttocks.
Tried it.
Didn’t work.
Coming up to torpedo depth.
She’s rather well-endowed for a chick with big tits.
I’ll see that bikini nkit, and raise you…
I see that bikini and raise my . . . never mind.
Ok I’m ready to visit Feralirishman. Who’s with me?
Been there already.
Savin’ that for later
His inner personality is showing.
Nothing wrong with that.