SAN DIEGO, CA—The U.S. Navy has named a ship after gay rights activist and politician Harvey Milk. At the commissioning ceremony, Naval officers announced the ship will be manned entirely by a crew of underage boys, in honor of the LGBTQ+ icon.
“We know Harvey loved to prey on teen boys, that ol’ stinker,” said Secretary of the Navy Carlos Del Toro. “So, to honor his memory, we will be filling this Navy oiler with exactly the kind of underage foster kids that were exactly Harvey’s type.”
Historians confirmed that Milk was indeed a sexual predator who preyed on young boys but also confirmed that anyone who brings up those details is a homophobe.
After the commissioning, the ship was sent out on its very first assignment: to spread the message of love and tolerance around the world, except not to the Middle East or China because they might get mad.
The Navy has asked for foster kids interested in serving on a really cool military ship to step forward and volunteer their service in exchange for minimum wage and free gender transition surgeries.
At time of publishing, Loudon County Schools had already volunteered half of the young men without their parents’ consent.
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Is it just me or is this type of satire, using children as the punchline, just not funny? And in point of fact should this be uttered in the context of a couple of beers with other fathers, it would result in the shit being kicked out of “the funny man.”
Jim with all the GREAT content that you generate and share from other sources, WHY THIS?
I get paid more than $90 to $100 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago and after joining this I have earned easily $10k from this without having online working skills . Simply give it a shot on
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Lighten up Francis.
Excellent.
I’m out.
Bye Felicia.
It’s the Babylon Bee for gosh sakes.
If your name was really Joe you would know satire when you see it.
Not to hijack this post but, a long time Burning Platform member held in high regard by many (MManny) and his wife have the Covid. He is well stocked and seems to be in good spirits. Keep him/them in your thoughts please.
Vitamin D, nebulized H2O2, zinc, NAC, lots of sunshine and fresh air. Wish them the best.
Don’t forget the quercetin and/or green tea to help the zinc into the cell to block viral replication.
Glock,
My wife and I both had the coof over the summer. I am 67, considered obese by the medical know-it-alls.
We both survived, without their intervention, taking the supplements recommended(zinc, D3, C), and hydrating. Not that I would wish the coof on anyone(except maybe several in Washington D.C.).
Please give my best to MManny and his beloved wife.
When I had the dread virus, I finally recovered when I started taking selenium with the zinc, after reading a health update letter from Bill Sardi, from whom I buy some supplements. According to Mr Sardi, who reads medical journals obsessively, blood proteins will bind the zinc and render it largely useless unless you take the selenium at the same time. I buy my zinc and selenium from Solaray-30 mm Zinc & 20o mcg Selenium .
Also, If I feel funky and suspect that I have encountered one of the dread variants, I take some licorice root capsules and some dried elderberry juice capsules. A study published in the Lancet demonstrated that a compound in licorice root kills all corona viruses. Elderberry juice has been demonstrated to be effective against the flu. Caution-a capable physician warned me that too much licorice can be toxic.
1 brazil nut a day gives you 200% of your daily selenium RDA.
you can hardly buy brail nuts around here anymore,how about you other guys?
everything that has been posted plus ivermectin & monoclonals–
Again, the BEE is no longer satire, as the Brandon administration has become 100% satire.
That’s one ship just begging to be torpedoed, literally and figuratively.
They should have named it after Dan White.
+100–
didn’t dan white get out a few years ago?
Sorry to say but Dan White hung himself in his garage 1n 1985.
thanks
“You’ll do your duty in a manly way aboard th “Raging Queen”.
…………….. John Belushi, SNL Skit, Late ’70s
…and the Russians have named their latest destroyer the ‘Dan White.’
For the discerning public to take or dismiss as their conscience may allow. Whatever one makes of this, offended or not, perhaps it will be somewhat thought provoking and a bit entertaining; and it is sure to anger some, regardless of their worldview, if for different reasons:
https://genzconservative.com/undeserved-honor-the-usns-harvey-milk/
This was the last paragraph of Undeserved Honor: The USNS Harvey Milk:
“It’s not going to hurt my feelings one bit if some Islamic mujhadeen drives a TNT loaded boat into the USNS Harvey Milk, or China or Russia sinks it with a hypersonic missile or some other mishap befalls it, like a meteor falling on it from the Heavens as God’s Judgement.”
I can understand the editor’s decision to edit it out, but I thought I’d put it here just from a point of curiosity to see what ideas it might generate in response.
A whole ship full of lubricant.
This was the last paragraph of Undeserved Honor: The USNS Harvey Milk:
“It’s not going to hurt my feelings one bit if some Islamic mujhadeen drives a TNT loaded boat into the USNS Harvey Milk, or China or Russia sinks it with a hypersonic missile or some other mishap befalls it, like a meteor falling on it from the Heavens as God’s Judgement.”
I can understand the editor’s decision, but I thought I’d put it here just from a point of curiosity to see what ideas it might generate in response.