Happy Kwanzaa, the Holiday Brought to You By the FBI

Guest Post by Ann Coulter

Happy Kwanzaa, the Holiday Brought to You By the FBI

It seems like all I hear these days is how liberals are red-hot for teaching history, while retrograde troglodytes on the right are demanding that we suppress the teaching of history by banning critical race theory (CRT). Haranguing students, day in day out, about their white privilege is just teaching history.

On this beloved Kwanzaa week, here’s some history for you.

Celebrated exclusively by white liberals, Kwanzaa is a fake holiday invented in 1966 by black radical/FBI stooge Ron Karenga — aka Dr. Maulana Karenga, founder of United Slaves, the violent nationalist rival to the Black Panthers. Liberals have become so mesmerized by multicultural gibberish that they have forgotten the real history of Kwanzaa and Karenga’s United Slaves. Kwanzaa emerged not from Africa, but from the FBI’s COINTELPRO.

In what was ultimately a foolish gambit, during the madness of the ’60s, the FBI encouraged the most extreme black nationalist organizations in order to discredit and split the left. The more preposterous the group, the better. (It’s the same function Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez serves today.)

By that criterion, Karenga’s United Slaves was perfect.

Despite modern perceptions that blend all the black activists of the ’60s, the Black Panthers did not hate whites. Although some of their most high-profile leaders were drug dealers and murderers, they did not seek armed revolution.

No, those were the precepts of Karenga’s United Slaves. The United Slaves were proto-fascists, walking around in dashikis, gunning down Black Panthers and adopting invented “African” names. (I will not be shooting any Black Panthers this week because I am Kwanzaa-reform, and we are not that observant.)

It’s as if David Duke invented a holiday called “Anglika,” which he based on the philosophy of “Mein Kampf” — and clueless public schoolteachers began celebrating the made-up, racist holiday.

In the category of the-gentleman-doth-protest-too-much, back in the ’70s, Karenga was quick to criticize Nigerian newspapers that claimed that certain American black radicals were CIA operatives.

Now we know the truth: The FBI fueled the bloody rivalry between the Panthers and United Slaves. In the annals of the American ’60s, Karenga was the Father Gapon, stooge of the czarist police. Whether Karenga was a willing FBI dupe, or just a dupe, remains unclear.

In one barbarous outburst, Karenga’s United Slaves shot two Black Panthers to death on the UCLA campus: Al “Bunchy” Carter and John Huggins. Karenga himself served time, a useful stepping-stone for his current position as the chair of the Africana Studies Department at California State University at Long Beach.

The left has forgotten the FBI’s tacit encouragement of this murderous black nationalist cult founded by the father of Kwanzaa. The esteemed Cal State professor’s invented holiday is a nutty blend of schmaltzy ’60s rhetoric, black racism and Marxism. The seven principles of Kwanzaa are the same as those of the Symbionese Liberation Army, another invention of The Worst Generation.

In 1974, Patty Hearst, kidnap victim-cum-SLA revolutionary, famously posed next to the banner of her alleged captors, a seven-headed cobra. Each snakehead stood for one of the SLA’s revolutionary principles: Umoja, Kujichagulia, Ujima, Ujamaa, Nia, Kuumba and Imani — the exact same seven “principles” of Kwanzaa.

When Karenga was asked to distinguish Kawaida, the philosophy underlying Kwanzaa, from “classical Marxism,” he essentially said that, under Kawaida, we also hate whites. (And here’s something interesting: Kawaida, Kwanzaa and Kuumba are also the only three Kardashian sisters not to have their own shows on the E! network.)

While taking the “best of early Chinese and Cuban socialism” (is that the mass murder or the seizure of private property?), Karenga said Kawaida practitioners believe one’s racial identity “determines life conditions, life chances and self-understanding.”

There’s an inclusive philosophy for you!

Sing to “Jingle Bells”:

Kwanzaa bells, dashikis sell

Whitey has to pay;

Burning, shooting, oh what fun

On this made-up holiday!

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21 Comments
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
December 30, 2021 9:02 am
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Iska Waran
December 30, 2021 11:16 am

Nobody loves to pander like the GOP.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  MrLiberty
December 30, 2021 9:40 pm

The GOP of Lincoln officially strongly supports the Out of Africa bull shit theory (and they proudly proclaim “We are all Afro-Americans”) and leftist Affirmative Action (ie, Reconstruction II). America desperately needs a real Conservative Party to emerge to sweep the Communist and RINOs into the dust bin of history.

ICE-9
ICE-9
December 30, 2021 9:11 am

This “holiday” makes me laugh out loud every year I hear some jackass mention it. I am one of the few Americans that has actually lived in the Kwanza River Basin, used New Kwanzas as money, and was in the heart of everything named Kwanza. I did not see one person in a city of one million people (Luanda) celebrating “Kwanza”, nor did I ever see any African person wearing a kinte.

Yep, black history. And Kamala Harris is an Indian, not a black. Her and that fucking Kwanza crap. What an incompetent fraud.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ICE-9
December 30, 2021 1:09 pm

“And Kamala Harris is an Indian, not a black. Her and that fucking Kwanza crap.” I LOVE it, it just gives me more reasons to Laugh. At. Her.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
December 30, 2021 9:14 am

In late December most black Americans celebrate a holiday with a long history in Africa, one celebrated by adherents to the majority religion in Africa. It’s called Christmas.

flash
flash
December 30, 2021 9:48 am

FBI is the new NKVD.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 30, 2021 11:21 am

The only true celebration of the current black culture in America was on display last year with the burning and looting of America’s major cities. Kwanza is just another way to pretend that people separated for 150-400 years from whatever culture they might have had in Africa, can somehow regain it, while playing into the same misguided beliefs that all of Africa is homogenous, and denying that much of the culture of that continent during the period of slave trading, involved mass murder, mass enslavement, and so much worse.

John Pietrusiewicz
John Pietrusiewicz
  MrLiberty
December 30, 2021 11:40 am

It’s also on display this year in the looting of stores in many of our big cities.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  John Pietrusiewicz
December 30, 2021 11:44 am

Sorry, I guess I shouldn’t have put any time frame on my comment as it happens every year if something “inspires” them.

Some scenes from Black Christmas (and you thought it was a movie with Olivia Hussey)
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
December 30, 2021 1:12 pm

Everyday is Black Friday for them just like everyday for me is Christmas, Easter and THE FOURTH OF JULY. God Bless America!

BL
BL
  Anonymous
December 30, 2021 8:40 pm

I saw on youtube a vid where a white woman who ACTUALLY went through the self check at WALLYWORLD ( which was not functioning properly) was arrested for jacking up a box of Cap’n Crunch, a loaf of bread and a couple other cheep food items for shoplifting. The self-check attendant had even assisted the white woman in her purchase. Charges were eventually dropped BUT how many kneegrows walked out of WM in the last month stealing a $800 flat screen TV (and they watch them do it day after day)? .

rhs jr
rhs jr
  MrLiberty
December 30, 2021 9:47 pm

Blacks did bring their appx 20% Jungle “Ghost” genes and their native habits.

John Pietrusiewicz
John Pietrusiewicz
December 30, 2021 11:45 am

Karenga also was a convicted rapist who tortured his victims. He was real FBI material. No wonder Kamela loves it so and sings its praises.

zorch
zorch
December 30, 2021 12:19 pm

i’m dreaming of a white kwanzaa

rhs jr
rhs jr
  zorch
December 30, 2021 9:50 pm

Yeah, white ksnow and kChristmas kbells.

Ivor Mechtin, M.D. at Law
Ivor Mechtin, M.D. at Law
December 30, 2021 12:23 pm

Dashing through the ‘hood,
In a stolen Pontiac,
All us boys beez good,
Slangin’ rocks o’ crack!
EBT card in paw,
Head down to Chico’s sto’,
Fo’ rollin’ papers, cigarettes
And cold Colt fo’ty fo’s!

Oh! Jungle coons! Jungle coons!
Jungle through and through!
We’ll breed and spawn and breed some mo’
To please the merry Jew!

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Ivor Mechtin, M.D. at Law
December 30, 2021 1:47 pm

Can we get a video of you singing this to us? I can’t quite get the melody down.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Abigail Adams
December 30, 2021 9:52 pm

No melody, it’s Black RAP.

John Pietrusiewicz
John Pietrusiewicz
  Ivor Mechtin, M.D. at Law
December 30, 2021 2:13 pm

Thanks. I enjoy a little ditty.

very old white guy
very old white guy
December 31, 2021 5:49 am

I said it was a CIA stooge, I had forgotten he was an FBI stooge.