U.S.—As part of a bold new marketing strategy to promote inclusivity and appeal to less than 1% of the population, Mars, Incorporated has introduced a new M&M character who identifies as a Skittle.
“I’m gonna be honest here. We basically are doing this because it’s hip and makes us look cool,” said Mars, Incorporated CEO Franklin Crunchy. “And that adds to the bottom line. I think we can make a decent fortune by comparing the hardship of real trans people to a wacky cartoon character.”
“Trans people deserve to be represented by M&Ms,” he continued. “Our Trans-Skittle character will help us break chocolate-covered barriers in your mouth and not in your hands.”
The new character, named Quinn, is an M&M that wears an “S” because they haven’t had letter reassignment surgery yet. On the inside, Quinn has the same chocolate taste because it isn’t able to change anything but its outward appearance.
“We just want to let the trans community know that M&M supports you and wants your money!” said the Mars CEO.
The LGBTQ+ community took to Twitter to ask why there isn’t a Latinx M&M. “Do better,” tweeted user @ihatemyself.
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Huh,when will we have say a psycho m&m character?
I am talking about one that goes full postal and kills all the other m&ms and then create other candies from their corpses and cremates whatever remains.
I suppose the tran skittle will have to do!
Quote: “Huh,when will we have say a psycho m&m character?”
It will most likely appear in the m&m with peanuts first. A resident nut already is in place.
There already is…he/she runs the marketing division.
Ha!
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The terms transgender, trans, transsexual or similar must be avoided at all cost. Those are THEIR TERMS, and have no basis in reality. Transvestite is fine as it is about playing dress up and always has been. There are only mentally ill men and women playing dress up and undergoing dangerous hormone therapy and genital mutilation surgery, but there is nobody who has ever changed their sex, which is and will always be mediated by their genetic makeup. To use their terms is to validate their delusions. Time to stop and push back with reality and honesty. These people’s problems are between their ears and not their legs.
+ 1000
I remember it was great comedy to see a guy dressed up as a woman. Not anymore.
It’s still funny if the intent is comedy….not so much if you think you actually are a female.
Milton Berle made an entire career out of it.
That Y- chromosome is a bitch.
Not that I’ve noticed.
Can we still call them trannies? Because I’m pretty sure that bugs them.
Named Quinn.
I laughed.
I guess I’m through enjoying any candy mars makes. I’m through supporting companies that cater to the woke liberal agenda. I refuse to buy from Amazon even if I can save money