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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:05 pm

File footage of digging Mama Cass’s grave.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
January 28, 2022 4:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:06 pm

I’m curious; how did she think this would turn out well?

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
January 28, 2022 4:57 pm

Huh?
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AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Bob P
January 28, 2022 11:37 pm

She was there first. How could she foresee that he would ride his scooter down the handrail?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:46 pm

Maybe next time she will believe him when he says she’s a knockout.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:07 pm

A July Sunday drive in sunny Saskatoon.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
January 28, 2022 7:46 pm

Went to Regina three times. 40 below each time. Fucking cold.

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  MrLiberty
January 30, 2022 11:37 pm

That will teach you for going there in the summer.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:47 pm

Navigating Pfizers document release after the near total whiteout.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 28, 2022 5:01 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
January 29, 2022 12:57 am

Power Outgages Result From Climate Change Policies. there I fixed it.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:09 pm

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brian
brian
  nkit
January 28, 2022 12:26 pm

and after the third week of install the lift mechanism fails in the partly extended position.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:52 pm

She said she fell asleep on the bench one evening at Cuomo’s house and woke up in the basement. Now I believe it.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 28, 2022 5:07 pm

Biff’s the man.
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
January 28, 2022 9:01 pm

now that’s a cat even average joe might like

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
January 28, 2022 11:03 pm

Tootsie Roll, anyone?

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:09 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:53 pm

You know whats coming, just weight for it.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:10 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:09 pm

Huh, from hard experience, I would’ve thought it would be the Ford that broke down.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:10 pm

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Frank
Frank
  nkit
January 28, 2022 12:37 pm

They crossed the streams…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Frank
January 28, 2022 4:28 pm

“Don’t. Cross. The streams. It would be bad.”

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 28, 2022 5:16 pm

1 Moo whi wuhssin
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i weegwess

Catapult
Catapult
  nkit
January 29, 2022 1:57 am

Consequence of a 110lb female firefighter joining the force.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:11 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:12 pm

True story: Last time I sat on Santa’s knee was at a mall in Mississauga when I was 18. Two of my buddies gathered around while I sat on his knee, and Santa said, “Any of you fuckers got a micky?” (That’s a 12-ounce bottle of booze.) I laughed for an hour.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
January 28, 2022 5:24 pm

Your micky and my Mickey are two different mickey’s.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
January 28, 2022 6:44 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:57 pm

Santa’s stool now has a sample of Santa’s stool.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:12 pm

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brian
brian
  nkit
January 28, 2022 12:28 pm

ahhh the summer of 2020 in Ft St John, BC

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:12 pm

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brian
brian
  nkit
January 28, 2022 12:30 pm

Be right there to help you out… just gotta go set my beer down somewhere safe…

Catapult
Catapult
  brian
January 29, 2022 2:00 am

…..over there! In Joe’s yard.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:15 pm

Jim, the newest addition to the DNC, couldn’t figure out why he wasn’t moving.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:59 pm

Hillary was here.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  nkit
January 28, 2022 5:34 pm

Dead

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 28, 2022 5:37 pm

2 min. later…
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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
January 28, 2022 7:32 pm

For some odd reason this reminded me of the Playboy Vargas girls.

fujigm
fujigm

Ah, days of old.
Olivia’s art is very similar to Vargas.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
February 1, 2022 1:17 am

“Should I keep recording until his legs stop moving?”

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:12 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:01 pm

Post Biden’s America, white people trying to cross in to Mehico.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 28, 2022 4:29 pm

more scorp!

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:13 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:16 pm

Jim, the newest addition to the DNC, makes his first speech.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:02 pm

His wife knew how to use Mike.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:13 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:19 pm

Fortunately Shirley, used to her horny husband shoving something unwelcome into her mouth, handled the situation with aplomb.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:03 pm

…And here she is using Mike.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 28, 2022 4:29 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:14 pm

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Frank
Frank
  nkit
January 28, 2022 12:39 pm

Acts like he’s never been in the endzone before, and still hasn’t.

Bob P
Bob P
  Frank
January 28, 2022 1:20 pm

Acts like he’s just about to be cut.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:04 pm

Hillary on election night.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 28, 2022 5:44 pm

excuse?
eyes b me mofo
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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:15 pm

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Mix
Mix
January 28, 2022 12:16 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
January 28, 2022 12:35 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 12:35 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 12:39 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 12:41 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 12:42 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Mix
January 28, 2022 7:46 pm

His name is Justin Castro.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:31 pm

And a perfectly executed flop dismount!

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
January 29, 2022 12:32 am

Bob, you need to bone up on your gymnastics.
That is a mat-faced Triple Lindy.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:08 pm

Hillary trying to pass the bar exam.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:16 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 28, 2022 5:52 pm

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Death!

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 28, 2022 7:34 pm

Mallet-faced.

fujigm
fujigm

Yes.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
January 29, 2022 12:33 am

Mallet head.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:18 pm

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brian
brian
  nkit
January 28, 2022 12:38 pm

Cory when exactly did you develope that lisp???

on miffbuthders…

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 28, 2022 5:59 pm

When your basket is empty of hallucinogens.
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 9:07 pm

ever notice on these threads that it is men in the vast majority that do stupid shit?

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:19 pm

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Mix
Mix
January 28, 2022 12:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
January 28, 2022 1:33 pm

Isn’t that Maxine Waters’s twin sister?

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:36 pm

C’mon, honey, I got him half price.

Oldone
Oldone
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:56 pm

Your dog is broke, me thinks…

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 28, 2022 6:05 pm

Mr. Hansen loves his dog, Duke.
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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:21 pm

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dantesttx
dantesttx
  nkit
January 28, 2022 5:47 pm

Never give up!!!!

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 28, 2022 6:15 pm

Look, there’s mommy.
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bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Mix
January 28, 2022 11:48 pm

Asian drivers training class.

Catapult
Catapult
  bridgeportbob
January 29, 2022 2:08 am

Nope. 30 mph too fast

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:21 pm

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brian
brian
  nkit
January 28, 2022 12:34 pm

I’ve been outta circulation for a while.

When did they replace the gravel with grass!?!?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  brian
January 28, 2022 12:49 pm

Obviously nobody uses this equipment much or that fescue lawn would be far more worn at the end of the slide.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  brian
January 28, 2022 1:01 pm

It is usually chipped rubber. It gets really hot on a July day.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 28, 2022 6:20 pm

The Wah family strives for nothing.
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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
January 29, 2022 11:48 am

The fail would be for the diaper break.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:22 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 28, 2022 6:29 pm

Hwon Choo is still teaching little Sheon.
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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:22 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 28, 2022 4:24 pm

When I go into the jungle I always take 3 or 4 mice with me to scare the elephants that are charging me. Works every time.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:43 pm

Isn’t that the new Tesla pad?

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 28, 2022 6:38 pm

Don’t worry the kinks are being worked out.
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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:23 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:44 pm

Hey, he flipped me the bird!

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:45 pm

Brendon thought he was cool till he got really cold.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:24 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 28, 2022 6:43 pm

Yo, he tewl.

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:25 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 28, 2022 12:51 pm

Canadian fireworks.

Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
January 28, 2022 1:47 pm

And we can make them more colourful by pissing in the snow.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
January 28, 2022 5:07 pm

so that’s where the northern lights comes from…

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 28, 2022 6:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:25 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
January 28, 2022 12:37 pm

The 4th monkey has been found!

brian
brian
  ILuvCO2
January 28, 2022 1:28 pm

which ones which???

Bob P
Bob P
  ILuvCO2
January 28, 2022 1:50 pm

It got the Pfizer shot and jumped all the way to the twelfth monkey.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 28, 2022 6:52 pm

Young karen was less refined.
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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:26 pm

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brian
brian
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:00 pm

most feared, ice’n fire

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  brian
January 28, 2022 1:22 pm

From January 5, 2022 – https://electroverse.net/south-pole-suffered-record-cold-2021-frozen-cars-lia-conditions-strike-america-sunspots-fade/

One of the articles on that page is ‘CARS DELIVERED TO RUSSIAN PORT CAKED IN THICK ICE’

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:52 pm

Not even a black guy would try to steal that truck.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:14 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 2:15 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 2:15 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 2:16 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 2:17 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 2:20 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 2:21 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 2:22 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 3:44 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  MrLiberty
January 28, 2022 3:45 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  MrLiberty
January 28, 2022 3:47 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  MrLiberty
January 28, 2022 3:47 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  MrLiberty
January 28, 2022 3:49 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  MrLiberty
January 28, 2022 3:51 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
January 29, 2022 12:01 am

I want!

Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 3:53 pm

I’m stealing all these. The pictures I mean.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:27 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:53 pm

Maybe we should’ve told him about brakes.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:27 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 4:13 pm

4th monkey’s hungry.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 28, 2022 6:59 pm

Don’t worry, it’s not tribal,
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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Mix
January 29, 2022 11:29 am

Night At The Museum Film GIF by 20th Century Studios - Find & Share on GIPHY

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 28, 2022 8:38 pm

Houstons Mayor late for the bus.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:28 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
January 28, 2022 12:37 pm

Reach around!!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:23 pm

Is his name Goose?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  TN Patriot
January 28, 2022 8:38 pm

No, Sylvester.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 4:15 pm

Now right turn, Clyde.

Mix
Mix
January 28, 2022 12:28 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
January 28, 2022 1:57 pm

See? Blubber can have health benefits.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Mix
January 28, 2022 5:39 pm

Dead

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
January 28, 2022 6:40 pm

Ya gotta know when to hold on and know when to bail…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
January 29, 2022 12:10 am

Helmets are overrated…..

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
January 29, 2022 12:26 pm

Yeah, but did you see the melon bounce.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:28 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:59 pm

Shannon’s first one-night stand turned out to be rather embarrassing.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 28, 2022 7:05 pm

Lenny bet George $50 he could get her.
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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:29 pm

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brian
brian
  nkit
January 28, 2022 12:42 pm

early days of neil young seems to have set the tone for his later days as well….

Mix
Mix
  brian
January 28, 2022 7:41 pm

Living with Neil Young can take its toll.

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mix
January 28, 2022 8:40 pm

Ooooooh gross

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  YourAverageJoe
January 29, 2022 12:39 am

Still looks better than he does.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  AnalogMan
January 29, 2022 11:55 am

For a man.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 28, 2022 12:53 pm

Meatloaf?