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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:51 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:45 pm

Jerome, the only member of the road construction crew actually working, was sorry to have missed Eric’s performance.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:53 pm

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Oldone
Oldone
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:16 pm

NOT TONIGHT!!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 9:27 pm

cock blocking

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:48 pm

Oh. I was in the middle of lowering my zipper before I understood what she wanted.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 29, 2022 12:09 pm

Didn’t that kid end up giving it to that babe?

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob

A little too young to be giving it to her.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:51 pm

No you may not cut in!

brian
brian
  nkit
January 29, 2022 1:12 pm

Love how she just grinds that into the others face… lol…

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:55 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:08 pm

If that’s what they were going for, it was perfect.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:55 pm

I always wondered how they folded them.

brian
brian
  Bob P
January 28, 2022 4:51 pm

Folding is fine… I want to see them get it back into the box…

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
January 28, 2022 6:34 pm

early effort at designing Transformers.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 29, 2022 12:11 pm

Billy Ray says yaint gonna put that 5g shit in our hills.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:56 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 4:32 pm

strong chair

Thunder
Thunder
  Anonymous
January 28, 2022 10:46 pm

There is a reason I want people who are that obese to pay for two airline seats, notice missing armrest

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:58 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:59 pm

Jaime’s had too much sugar again.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:58 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 28, 2022 4:50 pm

Ah, yeah. I remember making beer runs like this in college.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 12:59 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 4:34 pm

??

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
  Anonymous
January 28, 2022 6:32 pm

Smugglers.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:00 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:02 pm

It’s common courtesy to leave them in the woods.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:02 pm

Age 5 for me.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
January 28, 2022 8:00 pm

I do not remember an age where this was not my default thought.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:01 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:04 pm

Shoot them down.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
January 28, 2022 8:12 pm

Then drag them out of their craft and hang them from lamp posts.
As a lesson to the next batch of galactic billionaires who come here.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:05 pm

Wrong. It would definitely be scarier seeing Whoopi Goldberg naked.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:05 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:36 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 1:37 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 1:38 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 1:39 pm

View post on imgur.com

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 1:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:07 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:45 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 1:46 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 1:46 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 1:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:10 pm

Don’t be shy, darling. Uncross your limbs.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:12 pm

You can have the white pillows; I get the flesh ones.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:09 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 29, 2022 12:39 pm

This is the rarest of the Wood Nymph species. Very rare. Never saw one in my woods, yet. Hope springs eternal.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:10 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 28, 2022 9:05 pm

SCV Albert Sydney Johnston Camp #71
Houston

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  nkit
January 29, 2022 11:41 am

When the vandals lay one finger on holy ground, such as this, is that the line they cross which finally elicits a response?

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:11 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:13 pm

I get the pair on the left and the other pair to her left. The rest of you can share the other pairs.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
January 29, 2022 2:07 am

Not the proper setting for affirmative action.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  AnalogMan
January 29, 2022 4:58 pm

Well, she does stand out like a jig in a blizard.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:11 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
January 29, 2022 10:10 am

She passes the pencil test.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 29, 2022 12:42 pm

I’m holding out for the day Admin gets this site updated to have scratch-n-sniff FF.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:15 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:15 pm

I was gonna say I’ll have a hot dog, but that doesn’t help.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
January 29, 2022 1:54 pm

I could probably eat a bag of Dick’s.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:15 pm

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brian
brian
  nkit
January 28, 2022 1:38 pm

mmmmmmmm NO…

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:13 pm

Sweet potato or pumpkin? Butter pickle chips?

Whatever…disgusting.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:15 pm

Would make almost as good an emetic as Pelosi’s face.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 28, 2022 8:18 pm

If government chose your desert like they chose everything else for you.
Time to fix this.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
January 29, 2022 10:12 am

grody

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:17 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 5:36 pm

yes please

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
January 29, 2022 12:00 am

groupa!

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
January 29, 2022 10:12 am

Fire up the grill!

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 29, 2022 12:46 pm

Oh my, dinner is going to be a smorgasbord! And fish for dessert.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:19 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:23 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 2:23 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 2:24 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 2:25 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 2:25 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 2:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:20 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:48 pm

And she grew up with a strong immune system.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  TN Patriot
January 28, 2022 5:11 pm

Ranch kid. She’s having a blast.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  TN Patriot
January 29, 2022 2:15 am

… and never once doubted that she was a girl.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:16 pm

Atta girl!

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
January 29, 2022 10:15 am

Kids havin’ fun–luv it

fujigm
fujigm
  Gregabob
January 29, 2022 1:55 pm

They do everything they can to tune this out of you.
Never quit.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:16 pm

Atta girl!

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:22 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
January 29, 2022 10:16 am

Lovely waist-to-hip ratio

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:24 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
January 29, 2022 10:17 am

Fake–but nice

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:26 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:04 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 2:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:26 pm

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Peter Built
Peter Built
  nkit
January 28, 2022 4:22 pm

I must be getting old … I keep looking at the pretty faces.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Peter Built
January 28, 2022 5:00 pm

That’s a good place to start and then ……

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:27 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 28, 2022 5:01 pm

OK OK…..who the fuck snuck into my bathroom to embarrass me this way.