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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:30 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 29, 2022 12:54 pm

Please Admin, can you get that..

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:30 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 29, 2022 12:54 pm

scratch-

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:31 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 29, 2022 12:54 pm

-n-

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:31 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 29, 2022 12:55 pm

sniff

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:32 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 29, 2022 12:55 pm

update soon.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:33 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 29, 2022 12:56 pm

Please.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:34 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
January 29, 2022 12:02 am

snook baby

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:36 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
January 29, 2022 10:33 am

nice body, bad attitude

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:38 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:16 pm

“Don’t Bogart that joint Satan!”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 4:55 pm

The Ad Council. Feeding the American public bullshit since 1942.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
January 28, 2022 5:14 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 5:15 pm

Reefer Madness Marijuana GIF by Maudit - Find & Share on GIPHY

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 5:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:39 pm

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Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
  nkit
January 28, 2022 4:28 pm

I’ll bet Justine Turdough has lots of pussy juice running down his face now, down in the bunker.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:39 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 5:40 pm

i once heard Bo Diddley tell this joke

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 30, 2022 7:52 am

Brewster the Rooster

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 30, 2022 7:53 am

Gene Tracy: Truckstop #9 12:54 mark

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:40 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 29, 2022 12:59 pm

I’ll take the skinny one, you can have the fat one.

fujigm
fujigm

I accept your terms.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 30, 2022 11:31 pm

I Allow this!

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:42 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:17 pm

Feels a bit like Monty Python sketch.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:43 pm

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brian
brian
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:47 pm

dang… almost made it too….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 7:14 pm

Keep tryin’…one day you’ll make it.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:44 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 28, 2022 5:09 pm

A couple of my favorites that I enjoy rereading :
Jewish business ethics.
Negroes I have met while yachting.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:44 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:19 pm

Biden’s Supreme Court nominee.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 28, 2022 8:21 pm

Ghettopotomus sussin’ dat shit out!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 9:36 pm

and…..they vote

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:45 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 4:59 pm

half right

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:46 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:20 pm

And Add to Cart….

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
January 29, 2022 2:36 am

Lovely collarbone.

FF Fan
FF Fan
  nkit
January 29, 2022 9:26 am

Pretty face

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
January 29, 2022 10:44 am

nice nipples

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:50 pm

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brian
brian
  nkit
January 28, 2022 2:49 pm

THAT is off the chain funny…

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:23 pm

In 20 meters turn right. You have arrived at your destination, idiot.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 28, 2022 5:24 pm

WTF!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 29, 2022 5:09 pm

Stay safe. Go with the flow.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:50 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 28, 2022 5:00 pm

Karen

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 28, 2022 5:48 pm

They shouldn’t be handing out free useless masks at CVS, etc. They should be handing out free copies of Atlas Shrugged.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:51 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 29, 2022 1:03 pm

This is something I would expect from Ray Jason to post.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:55 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 28, 2022 5:50 pm

Hopefully he killed them, or at least paralyzed them.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:56 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 28, 2022 5:26 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 5:27 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 28, 2022 5:31 pm

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Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  Colorado Artist
January 29, 2022 11:26 am

Reminds me of shooting with my Dad at the age of 7. He loaded 38 cartridges into the 357 revolver and “forgot,” about the 357 in the last cylinder.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Twat Waffle
January 30, 2022 7:36 pm

Stared shooting my dad’s Colt Python at 7.
I LOVED the recoil. Make me feel all grown up.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
January 29, 2022 12:34 am

This is why you spent time at the range!

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 1:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 2:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 2:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:25 pm

If you ask him what happened he waffles.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
January 29, 2022 5:12 pm

Oh, I don’t know. When this job came up, he was a shoe in.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 28, 2022 5:34 pm

As a “short” order cook.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
January 29, 2022 2:08 pm

And he still can’t get a leg up.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 2:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:28 pm

Yes, I’m interested in your special, but can I ask if you guarantee your anal bleaching after I take a shit?

(That should be good for some down votes.)

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
January 29, 2022 2:09 pm

No down votes for you, Bob.
It’s clear sailing.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 2:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 2:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 2:04 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:30 pm

Not to worry. They’ll have plenty of vaccinated bodies to munch on.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
January 29, 2022 2:12 pm

Does the vaccine cook out?
Or does it stay like lead no matter how much it’s cooked?

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
  nkit
January 28, 2022 6:41 pm

If we don’t change direction soon.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 2:04 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 28, 2022 3:31 pm

The moment Ricardo determined he shouldn’t have taken that last box.

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 2:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 28, 2022 2:06 pm

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Huapakechi
Huapakechi
  nkit
January 29, 2022 1:50 am

Been there, done that.