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Ahmed is a very modest man.
Tommy saved Billy by reversing the chairlift, but Bill was out of luck.
Is that what they call the “money shot”??
Chuck, Taekwondo dream master.
Three days later Jesse is still running.
Biden administration explained.
Brave Ottawa policeman just back from stealing gas cans.
Reports are they had to return the gas cans, but the jerks emptied out half the gas in each can and filled the tanks back up with water.
Not sure why they aren’t protesting outside the cops homes instead of letting them mass in the streets in force. They have enough to put hundreds in front of dozens of homes.
Who would have suspected that elepants fear mice, BUT, Ottawas finest are fucking scared of a rat!!
Who do ya think started the fire?
Don’t run away, darling. I have an offensive line to share with you.
You get to play tight end honey
Foot-faced!!
Communism explained.
Feel the burn.
Beat up by a speed bag. LOL
When one statue needs another.
If I had a daughter I would totally send her there behind her mother’s back…lol
Clever invention …
Back in the day when tea came in brick form, a slice of tea would be cut off and placed on a teaspoon. The teaspoons back then had a cover that would hold the tea in place in the cup of hot water. Think double teaspoon with the top part having numerous holes in it.
The brick form of tea was what was thrown into Boston harbor during the Boston tea party back in the 1700’s.
liberal reality…
reality.
cute……but, where’s mama????
Look out behind you!
Opal.
Reminds me of Wall Street…..
Going 80 in the fast lane, has to be those damn Chinese tires.
Jeep death wobble
New struts STAT!
Not struts.
Failed pitman arm.
Both tires are wobbling the same, so tie rod is still connected.
The wobble comes from applying the brakes once they realized the steering no longer worked.
Accurate
Crossed the line so the strike doesn’t count. Score zero.
Does my hair look good?
Practicing for the US trucker convoy to DC.
Mistakes are being corrected, “please stand by”.
This pic. brought to you by failed auto engineers.
Gag worthy! Whoever made that needs to immediately commit ritual suicide!
:Hoit dewg sutchi! Uhh”.
Used couch, a hundred bucks OBO. I’ll throw in a cat and two dogs for free.
The bail was worth it.
Brought to you by;
Brought to you by Pfizer.
Sand dollar … I’ve never seen one that was alive … just the dead ones along the beaches …
Its a sea urchin thats dead and no spines
Live sand dollar.
(Should have scrolled down before typing..)
The end of Nigger St. is Nigger Beach. Don’t stay after dark.
Anonymous: Do you post as “Anonymous” because your real name is “Douchenozzle”? Cut the “Nigger” shit out. I cannot share this otherwise terrific site with my mixed race son because of douchebags like you. Pathetic, hiding in anonymity, acting like a child. Pathetic!!!!!
I second that emotion.
…cause “Fabulous Mike” is your real name…..K
Expelled from the bowling alley and banned for life.
Bowling pins are easy to clean.
I hope to get a soros da.
Momma loves me.
Blue whale.
A little one.
We’r going to need a bigger boat!
eeebil kitties
probably just took a shit…they always seem to get their freak on after a dump
Who doesn’t?
Or mix and match.
Like a blumpkin…
Keep laughing, Bill. That was your beer.
Probably $100 worth.
Hey Bob, I updated this for you since you expressed your love of sumo…..
Whoopi doesn’t look that good, you were generous Stu.
Thanks, Stu. I’ll keep this for next time I need to puke.
If I was still running with EMS, this would be more effective and immediate compared to syrup of epicac.
I don’t often wear a skirt….But when I do, I’m drunk as shit…..
Interesting fact (for some, maybe)- In the movie, “Braveheart” Scotsmen wearing kilts is historically inaccurate as kilts hadn’t existed at the time.
This is true, nor were the battles accurately portrayed in time and location.
In fact, the whole kilt/tartan color and pattern schemes thing was a fraud perpetrated by two men who were faking being royalty. They created all the clan associated man-skirts.