Media: ‘Gas Prices Have Always Been Above $7 And We’ve Always Been At War With Russia’

Babylon Bee

U.S.—Mainstream media outlets are reporting this week that gas prices have always exceeded $7.00 a gallon and that we’ve always been at war with Russia. Also, there’s never been such a thing as COVID.

CNN’s Anderson Cooper was fact-checked by Snopes after his nightly broadcast. He was given a rating of “Entirely True.”

“Anderson Cooper, and all who agree with him, are correct,” Snopes confirmed. “He has never reported an outright lie or spread misinformation.”

Nightly News With Lester Holt changed its name to “Facts w/ Les” and is just a constant list of things for loyal citizens to be aware of.

“Trans surgery for kids is good. There is no such thing as a slippery slope. We have been at war with Russia since time began. Jussie Smollet is innocent and everyone loves Stacey Abrams,” said Holt.

He then turned to camera 2. “Breaking news, America has never existed. You live in China. Uyghurs aren’t real.”

PolitiFact rated Lester Holt’s program as “Totes True.”

At publishing time, The Babylon Bee was informed everything was fine. MSNBC, ABC, CNN, and Fox News never existed. And neither do we. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.

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10 Comments
B_MC
B_MC
March 31, 2022 1:33 pm

History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.

In case you missed it, that is from 1984….

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And indeed the process is continuing…

U.S. Will Rename 660 Mountains, Rivers and More to Remove Racist Word

Led by the U.S. Secretary of the Interior Deb Haaland, the first Native American to serve as cabinet secretary, the February 2022 release of the list marks the next step in a sweeping plan to remove the racist and misogynist slur “squaw” from the national geographic landscape.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/more-than-600-places-in-the-us-will-remove-racist-slur-from-their-names-180979733/

Cedartown Mark
Cedartown Mark
  B_MC
March 31, 2022 3:47 pm

Down the memory hole!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
March 31, 2022 5:37 pm

All mountains are now Nigger Mountain.

SeeBee
SeeBee
March 31, 2022 1:33 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  SeeBee
March 31, 2022 5:37 pm

Oh, it’s a joke alright – but it’s at your expense.

The Duke of New York
The Duke of New York
March 31, 2022 1:49 pm

“The truth was erased, the erasure forgotten, and the lie bacame the truth”

Seems to be happening at a rather accelerated rate these days, that should be a clue

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
March 31, 2022 4:47 pm

I don’t use twitter so I always look at the replies and other tweets under what you post here.
I thought this one was pretty good, I hadn’t seen it before:

GNL
GNL
March 31, 2022 2:53 pm

Isn’t it true that we’ve always been at war with Russia? Sure seems so.

Russia Russia Russia

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 31, 2022 5:36 pm

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It’s called Globohomo for good reason.