Psaki Reminds Reporters That Biden Doesn’t Speak For The President Of The United States

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a tense press conference Monday, Press Secretary Jen Psaki faced pointed questions about several Biden misstatements that led to chaos during his trip overseas. Psaki quickly reassured the gathered press that Biden doesn’t speak for the President of the United States.

“The President has clearly said, and we agree, that Joe Biden does not speak for this administration,” said Psaki to the confused reporters. “Nothing said by Biden should be misconstrued to reflect the official foreign policy of the President. This administration has been clear from the beginning, that we have always been clear about what we have been clear about, clearly.”

“But Jen!” said a feisty Peter Doocy, “Don’t you think these inconsistent statements could cause World War III and unleash CRT on our kids all at once? Why did Biden have to walk back his statements?”

“We would like to walk back the statement that we have ever walked back any statements,” said a frustrated Psaki. “But if you find any statements that we have walked back let me know and we’ll circle back later to walk back our walk-back.”

Sources say Biden is now in his basement on tranquilizers until the administration can clarify what statements need to be walked back.

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6 Comments
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 31, 2022 7:45 pm

Once again, more honest than any other news service. Of course Biden doesn’t speak for the folks in charge. Most presidents don’t.

Ken31
Ken31
  MrLiberty
March 31, 2022 10:08 pm

Once again, it is just barely a stretch over clown world. I was waiting for a real article to call them out on this, but this is as close as we can get.

Honk Honk.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 1, 2022 8:57 am

i’ve often wondered how this creature could possibly sleep at night, or anytime.
But then i had my Eureka! moment. The ONLY unpardonable sin. Has completely driven away the Holy Spirit.

Revelation 22:12
“And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.”

thetruthonly
thetruthonly
April 1, 2022 11:38 am

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I don’t know what you experience when clicking on the Via the Babylon Bee link at the top of this article, but I get “Checking your browser blah,blah” and then it goes to a login page with big “W”. What the fuck??

Stucky
Stucky
April 1, 2022 12:01 pm

Pissucky is supposedly going to quit … and go to MS-NBC. A lying whore getting a job at a shitfuk lying company …. a match made in hell, fer sure.

I wonder what color her pubic hair is.

Be Prepared
Be Prepared
April 1, 2022 1:58 pm

Was there ever a question that Biden has a stick up his rear and that, every so often, we can see the unelected appointees and every other pissant pull his strings to make him talk? There is no left or right, dem or rub….just the face of evil building its machine ever larger and the people who still understand what freedom is supposed to be (a diminishing group).