A Rare Instance of the MSM Covering Black on Black Crime

Via The Blue State Conservative

There would normally be nothing that would get me to comment on the Academy Awards.  And then last Sunday happened.  I got sucked right into this orgy of celebrity sewage when the MSM actually reported about a black-on-black crime – with gusto.

It seems Chris Rock was on the stage telling jokes about the attendees, just as he was paid to do.  It was just a normal night of self-righteous celebrity bloviating until Rock told a joke about Will Smith’s wife Jada’s shaved head.  Smith initially laughed.  But upon seeing the expression on his wife’s face, he mounted the stage and struck Rock with an open hand.

It was not a sucker punch as no fist was involved.  There’s no delicate way to describe it.  Will Smith b*tch slapped Chris Rock – live on national TV.  Then the two exchanged profanities with each other.  The whole thing is guaranteed to be a tremendous ratings boost for next year’s awards.

After that, the night continued as if nothing had happened.  Smith even won an Oscar and received a standing ovation from the crowd.

To summarize:  Will Smith was upset that Chris Rock implied that Jada was butch in her choice of hairstyle – even though everybody knows she’s the more butch of the two Smiths present.  I guess it’s impolite to notice.  It’s a good thing Smith pulled this stunt at the Oscars and not the corner bar in my neighborhood.  The consequences may have been a bit different than a standing ovation.

When I watched the replay, I had a couple of different reactions.  My first was: Oh boy, there’s going to be a duel!  That is after all the only time when it’s acceptable for a manly man to slap another man’s face with an open hand.  But when no matching pistols were produced, my disappointment was followed by my second thought: Don’t stop now!  There are plenty of other people in the room that could use a good firm slap to the face.

Amy Schumer promised to leave the United States forever if Donald Trump were ever elected.  Yet there she was, at the Oscars – which I believe are still held in the country she promised to leave.  That should rate at least one slap.  Though I suspect if Will Smith were to deliver it, she’d give him a beat down of epic proportions – and a display of white privilege for the history books.

Alec Baldwin is still lecturing the rest of us about gun control, even after he shot and killed a member of his own crew – and then acted as if he were the victim.  Surely that rates a bit of corporal punishment.

Leonardo DiCaprio is still yapping about global warming – or is it climate change this week, I forget.  He’s demanding that we give up our cars and freeze to death in the winter to save the planet that he promised would perish 20 years ago.  It’s a slap to our face every time he boards a private jet to attend an environmental conference in Switzerland.

I think Sally “You Rally Like Me” Field should get a light tap to the face.  Nothing painful.  Just enough to let her know that we really don’t care one way or another about her.

At the 2020 Academy Awards, Spike Lee demanded that we do the moral thing and choose love over hate – by voting against Trump, whom he hated.  Hey Spike, where were you this year?  You could have lectured your colleagues not to hate, or hit, each other.

After that, Smith could have just stationed himself on stage like a gargoyle and slapped anybody that said anything other than “thank you.”

The incident does tell us a lot about Will Smith, and none of it screams “maturity.”  Given that the left has a somewhat flexible view of reality, what does Smith think about himself.  More specifically, what does he identify as.

Does he identify as a prepubescent boy?  The lack of self-control and the nature of the assault would support that.  I mean come on man; I haven’t seen a boy slap another boy since the third grade.

Does he identify as the household cuckold?  Given his acceptance of Jada’s sexual habits, he clearly doesn’t identify as the alpha male.  [Note: I’m braced for a good slapping if I ever meet Smith in public.]

Surely, he doesn’t self-identify as the man of the house.  Mature men are not goaded into acts of violence by their girl.  That’s a school boy thing to do – with emphasis on the “boy.”  On the extremely rare occasions when violence is appropriate, spousal permission is not required, and said violence is never applied with an open hand.

The incident also tells us a lot about the people in attendance.  The appropriate response to the attack would have been

  • Have security escort Smith out of the building immediately
  • Report the incident to the police
  • Remain silent when it was announced that Smith had won an award

Their standing ovation, for a man who had just committed assault in front of them, tells us everything we need to know about the moral bankruptcy of the Hollywood glitterati.

But rather than what should have happened, we can expect to be lectured by those same celebrities to fight hate in our communities – even though the attack happened in their community, not ours.

We’ll soon get word that Will Smith has entered treatment for his anger management issues.  We’ll learn that he suffered great trauma while becoming a celebrity on the set of Fresh Prince.

The Reverend Al Sharpton will arrive on the scene soon to provide marital counseling to the Smiths.  Tragically, they are suffering great trauma from the incident.

As for me, I hope to go back to being blissfully ignorant of anything that happens on Oscar’s big night.

By John Green

John Green is a political refugee from Minnesota, now residing in Idaho.

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9 Comments
pyrrhuis
pyrrhuis
April 9, 2022 6:29 pm

It was obviously a publicity stunt for Pfizer’s new drug, and also got ratings…

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
April 9, 2022 7:19 pm

Technically it was entitled celebrity on entitled celebrity crime. They no longer truly consider themselves black (unless it serves their immediate purpose). They still don’t actually cover black on black crime.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 9, 2022 9:04 pm

The whole thing was staged even my kid called it. Upon very close examination of the video it looks like there wasn’t even contact. Another phoney stunt for ratings.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 10, 2022 1:10 am

The most offensive thing was Will Smith winning ‘Best Actor.’ He plays the same character in everything he is in, himself, and he can’t pull it off believably.

Also, Chris Rock would have had a better joke saying Smith’s wife was cast as Kojak in the New Netflix reboot of the series.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anonymous
April 10, 2022 7:02 pm

Tom Cruise has the same problem…always playing Tom Cruise. He didn’t even do a German accent in Valkyre.

Fielding Mellish
Fielding Mellish
April 10, 2022 5:40 am

The Slap heard round the world

BULLETIN….BULLETIN…..BULLETIN…This just in from the AP…….The Justice Department has initiated an investigation into the Will Smith slap of comedian Chris Rock during the Oscars. Apparently it is suspected that there is a Russian connection. A dossier has been produced and endorsed by more than 50,000 former and current Intelligence officials indicating clearly that Russian President Vladamir (Vlad the Impaler) Putin had his hand in this to try to divert Western Media Attention from the war in the Ukraine. A key Justice Department Official has come forward to say that the John Durham investigation will take up the matter making it its top priority. The White House Press Secretary indicated that President Biden agrees with this assessment. President Biden recently stated his belief that Putin is a “butcher” and “cannot remain in power.” A White House Official said that ‘Clearly ‘the slap’ is an indication of the cruel and evil depths to which Putin will go to undermine humanity.’ When Mr. Putin was reached for comment he responded, with his typical wry smile, “Dasvidania Pomoshch.” Translation: ‘See you later succors.’

subwo
subwo
April 10, 2022 5:20 pm

I remember as a child hearing black moms threatening to smack the black off their children if they didn’t behave. If it was an all black assembly Mr. Smith would have said that before the slap but he would have added MFer to the end of the sentence.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 10, 2022 6:47 pm

Why are they complaining? They wanted more Diversity. The got what they asked for.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 10, 2022 8:31 pm

Can’t believe the mileage this non event is getting. Who gives a fuck about any of them