Update: Men Allowed To Have Opinions On Abortion Now That Men Can Get Pregnant

Babylon Bee

U.S.—Progressives have announced that men can, in fact, get pregnant, opening the door for men to have opinions on abortion as well. Across the country, men for the first time ever are now experiencing what it’s like to be able to form their own thoughts on abortion.

“Women used to tell me ‘I’ll listen to your opinion on abortion when you can actually have a baby’ well do I have news for them!” said Neil Hitchens, pro-life activist. “Now that men can get pregnant and my opinion is suddenly credible, I can finally debate people who believe murdering the unborn is okay.”

“Yesterday, when I pointed out that ‘My Body, My Choice’ doesn’t consider the body or the choice of the baby I was ridiculed as backward thinking and anti-science, but today my opinion is worthy of consideration.” Hitchens continued. “Now I’m crushing every debate and all this thanks to woke companies like Apple for insisting that men are capable of getting pregnant too. Way to go, Apple!”

Many pro-abortion activists have tried to pivot to say your opinion on abortion is only relevant if you have a uterus, but they have been called out for their sexism and bigotry for trying to reduce womanhood down to anatomy.

At publishing time, men were just finding out other things they are now allowed to have opinions on such as makeup, periods, and breastfeeding in public.

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27 Comments
BL
BL
April 30, 2022 6:40 pm

They can have an opinion when there is verified video of a baby birthed out the end of a penis. Until then, yawn…….

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  BL
April 30, 2022 7:04 pm

Are you sure that is the comment you want to leave for posterity?

BL
BL
  Glock-N-Load
April 30, 2022 7:18 pm

They are females, it ain’t gonna happen, it is impossible. Why do we spend time on this BS?

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  BL
April 30, 2022 8:23 pm

Men have a right even if they can’t have babies. That’s the point.

BL
BL
  Glock-N-Load
April 30, 2022 8:28 pm

Glock- I was really not debating a man’s right to have an opinion, do YOU believe the pregnant (man) is a man?? We need to have a long talk Glock…….

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  BL
April 30, 2022 9:08 pm

Come on, don’t insult me please :). The way I view this Bee post is…”Ahah!! Now that men can have babies, declared by the leftie loons, we have them by the short hairs. No way they can refute it now”.

But alas, the left is never, or can ever, be held to their own standards. How did this happen?

So, my point is to get back to sanity and simply declare that we always did have a vote on this.

BL
BL
  Glock-N-Load
April 30, 2022 9:16 pm

The Bee was tongue in cheek about this, it was not a serious attempt to show men have an opinion if their FEMALE wife or girlfriend wants to terminate a pregnancy. I am voicing disdain for gender bending and clown world. It is really just that simple. Submit a QOTD involving REAL males and females as to men’s right in that situation. I would then debate that point with you and RED.

Red River D
Red River D
  BL
April 30, 2022 9:38 pm

The only conversation worth having about these topics is one of mockery. None of these fools should be taken seriously, or at face value, on any subject whatsoever. They have all relinquished their privileges here in reality.

In fact, if we have to address them personally, we should invent a new language in which to do it. Speaking gibberish to them is more than they deserve.

BL
BL
  Red River D
April 30, 2022 10:09 pm

How about, “You sir/ma’am are a woman, you will never be a man”. Tiptoeing around these whack-a-doodles is ridicules.

If a farmer inseminates a cow, does it become a pregnant BULL?? I think not.

Enough already with this.

Red River D
Red River D
  BL
April 30, 2022 8:10 pm

While there’s no video to prove it, there is record of a conversation between goofy LA tourists and Ford Fairlane which could be what you’re looking for:

Tourist: Can you tell us how to get to Mann’s Chinese Theater?

FF: Go back to Michigan, Asswipe.

Tourist: We’re from Wisconsin.

FF: I’m from my dad’s penis.

But that’s the best lead I can give you, BL.

(…quote from The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, 1990…)

BL
BL
  Red River D
April 30, 2022 8:18 pm

Red- This constant gender bending crap is nonsensical. Males are males, females are females, this is this. It all gets VERY OLD.

Red River D
Red River D
  BL
April 30, 2022 9:34 pm

As usual, when dealing with or about any of these depraved, confused and misbegotten goobersmoochers…

…NEVER COMPROMISE.

Don’t give these demons a nanometer.

Preaching to the choir, I know.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
April 30, 2022 8:19 pm

Fail. I didn’t laugh. Just feel sick to my stomach now.

BL
BL
  Abigail Adams
April 30, 2022 8:22 pm

Commie flummery.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 30, 2022 9:07 pm

But, gender doesn’t exist so how do men exist?

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Anonymous
April 30, 2022 9:17 pm

Well, that’s really the point of it all. Confusion. The people doing this to our culture know exactly what they’re doing. They’re not stupid. The stupid people are those who legitimize this nonsense (looking at you BB – satire or not). It’s just all so gross and we give it air time.

BL
BL
  Abigail Adams
April 30, 2022 9:26 pm

Exactly.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
April 30, 2022 9:31 pm

I was kicked off City Data for challenging the Abortionist pro choice narrative about 8 years ago.
I got warned for telling a my body my choicer that it wasn’t her body we were discussing. It was the baby’s body under discussion.
The boot cam when a blue hair asked me what is it to me if she gets an abortion. I said it’s a bit unnerving to think that my neighbors kill their babies. What might they do to mine if I don’t guard them 24/7.
I was booted in under an hour. The howls of indignation came from all over the site.

BL
BL
  Fleabaggs
April 30, 2022 9:59 pm

I would not want to waste time on a site that is populated with mentally ill blue hairs, not sure what a blue hair might actually be.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  BL
April 30, 2022 10:14 pm

I was new to the net beyond using it now and then for research.
As for blue hairs!! You haven’t seen these people?

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Like mother like daughter.

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/young-woman-at-the-beach-with-green-hair-picture-id697389638?s=612×612

BL
BL
  Fleabaggs
April 30, 2022 10:24 pm

No, I can’t say I have ever seen anything that hideous but I am sure that it is mentally ill. Egad, is that real ammo? Me thinks you should move if that is an example of your neighbors.

I would encourage her/it to abort any pregnancy so it does not multiply. Maybe you were a little hasty in arguing against her terminating any attempt at reproduction.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  BL
April 30, 2022 10:27 pm

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Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Fleabaggs
April 30, 2022 10:31 pm

Omg…I used to live near that shit. 🤮

BL
BL
  Fleabaggs
April 30, 2022 10:37 pm

I give up, what is it?

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  BL
April 30, 2022 10:57 pm

Rather than encourage murder in the womb we should encourage these ???? to get more vaxxines. Especially the kind suspected of sterilization.

And we think we are going to vote these ???? away or persuade them to change?

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  BL
April 30, 2022 10:31 pm

It’s too late in her case. Just found her daughter shown above. She need a few years to catch up but the apple didn’t bounce.

World War Zeke (Astoria)
World War Zeke (Astoria)
May 1, 2022 8:20 am

Next time spoiler warning. I was told babies were delivered from heaven by storks.