The “Anyone Can Become President” Burning Platform design is available as a men’s t-shirt on Libertas Bella in 4 colors!
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“In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.”
When George Carlin said this, he didn’t mean that quite literally anyone can become president. It’s just not possible to do without over a billion dollars in campaign funds and the entire deep state to carry you – or, alternatively, popular support when the deep state doesn’t expect you to win.
It is heartening, however, to imagine that even you could one day become POTUS. In addition to the aforementioned money and deep state support, all you would need are a good set of dental veneers, someone to help you erase your extensive criminal record, and a blue or red tie depending on which types of promises you intend to break. Imagine it: being the hero of much less than half the country’s population, leading the way toward the steady and inevitable decline of this once great nation while pardoning Thanksgiving turkeys and ordering drone strikes against all the people who were mean to you during high school.
And don’t overlook how empowering the prospect of potential presidency is to America’s youth. Somewhere out there right now is a braindead Generation Zer, wiping the chip crumbs from their Nintendo Switch screen as they hope they will one day become the most powerful person in the world just after every member of the Bilderberg Group.
All proceeds raised from the sales of this fine merchandise will go to The Burning Platform, whose journalists will use that money to buy things they like.
Grab your Anyone Can Become President men’s t-shirt from The Burning Platform collection on Libertas Bella in the following colors: black, white, navy, royal.
Libertas Bella ships worldwide and accepts all your favorite forms of payment, including crypto. Sizes available are S to 3XL for most of our men’s apparel.
Anyone can become president as long as they pretend Dick Levine is a woman.
I have a few of these black/white/orange Tees and the message is great, but honestly the format of reverse color letters/words, and particularly the orange color makes it hard to read. The print (in particular orange) doesn’t hold up that well after many washings. Maybe orange on black or vice-versa is OK, but orange with white or any medium grey scale color isn’t that readable. Otherwise, Let’s Go Brandon.