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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:44 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 26, 2022 2:29 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 10:23 am

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:45 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 26, 2022 5:22 pm

Oh yeah…it’s what the bastards do.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:46 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 2:41 pm

And the NSA is tapped into every bit of it.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bob P
August 26, 2022 3:19 pm

And, since the israeli government has been tapped into the NSA since before 2001, they are, too … oftentimes, over the years, getting information directly from the feeds that the NSA gets … i.e., simultaneously.

Now just why is the israeli government tapped into our own secret-none-more-secret intelligence agency? Anyone?

Free Slave
Free Slave
  Anthony Aaron
August 26, 2022 6:21 pm

It’s a mystery.

Ken31
Ken31
  Anthony Aaron
August 26, 2022 8:45 pm

Sure. Rotschilds and Co. own both governments.

GT Void
GT Void
  Ken31
August 26, 2022 9:33 pm

EXACTLY!!! zionists/jesuits.

GT Void
GT Void
  Anthony Aaron
August 26, 2022 9:32 pm

oh please, zionist Israel and the zionists of the US (which are all the high-ranking people; you can substitue Jesuits is you like- one in the same) freely give the info to one another.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GT Void
August 27, 2022 10:28 am

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Creed
Creed
  Anonymous
August 28, 2022 1:50 pm

I don’t have the hat, but I’m saving all of my foil scraps.

GT Void
GT Void
  Bob P
August 26, 2022 9:30 pm

Not entirely, I know because that was once my job.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 26, 2022 9:21 pm

829ea9-1358d2f46d3d4ae19a170b9457ccadb5-mv2

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  GT Void
August 26, 2022 10:28 pm

He’s right you know.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  hardscrabble farmer
August 27, 2022 2:14 pm

So was Hitler.

VOWG
VOWG
  GT Void
August 27, 2022 8:23 am

ok fine.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GT Void
August 27, 2022 10:34 am

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 26, 2022 9:29 pm

This is your satellite communications folks, along with drones and planes and high alt balloons and antenna towers on top of tall buildings. I was onced tasked to find out where the SEMEWE3 cable came ashore in Morocco so that we could tap it for anti-terrorism purposes.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:46 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 26, 2022 2:22 pm

Good doggy.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 10:41 am

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:48 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 2:43 pm

I told you not to park in downtown Detroit. It’s lucky you still have wheels.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
August 27, 2022 10:50 am

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:48 pm

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Free Slave
Free Slave
  nkit
August 26, 2022 6:23 pm

It’s a roundabout.

GT Void
GT Void
  Free Slave
August 26, 2022 9:34 pm

I love that song and intro!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GT Void
August 27, 2022 10:52 am

yes

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:49 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 26, 2022 2:25 pm

Works great until the cartilage wears out.
Then you get neoprene.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  fujigm
August 27, 2022 8:52 pm

Titanium and teflon in my knee. Almost as good as new. Science does not quite match God.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:20 pm

Some more of God’s great work … 

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 10:58 am

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B B
B B
  Anonymous
August 28, 2022 3:58 pm

Work it, Gramma.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:50 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 11:02 am

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:51 pm

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Free Slave
Free Slave
  nkit
August 26, 2022 6:26 pm

One more and VOOM.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 11:06 am

f.f. on Saturday morning…
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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:51 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:51 pm

I swear dad, I have no idea why he bit my hand off….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 11:14 am

Barney’s inner thoughts…
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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:52 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 2:45 pm

Must be gay.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 26, 2022 9:38 pm

a proxy for a blow and golden shower.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 11:20 am

I know his daughter.
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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:52 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 26, 2022 5:27 pm

Dogs are so awesome,
.
They should be fed fresh cat at every meal.

nkit
nkit
  YourAverageJoe
August 26, 2022 5:33 pm

fried pussycat, Clark

GT Void
GT Void
  YourAverageJoe
August 26, 2022 9:40 pm

We should all have fresh pussy at every meal.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 11:30 am

It begins…
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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:53 pm

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MMinWA
MMinWA
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:38 pm

I miss CO boarding. Saw some incredible shit especially back country at Monarch.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MMinWA
August 26, 2022 6:14 pm

I think that is Breck.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
August 27, 2022 11:40 am

You go, Breck!
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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:53 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 26, 2022 5:28 pm

True love right there….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 11:48 am

5 min. later…
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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:55 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 26, 2022 2:28 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:53 pm

More white girls need to follow her lead.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
August 26, 2022 4:22 pm

Yeah that totally won the internet for the year…

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  MrLiberty
August 26, 2022 7:41 pm

nowadays they seem to change, giver her time?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 26, 2022 5:29 pm

I could watch that for hours.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
August 26, 2022 10:24 pm

Methinks that was no accident.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
August 26, 2022 7:40 pm

another 2fer.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Red Byrd
August 27, 2022 10:53 am

3fer if her aim was good.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 2:48 pm

This is what we get when we treat them as if they’re so special.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
August 26, 2022 7:42 pm

that has to be a Karen.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 26, 2022 9:43 pm

Is this what Pandamonium looks like?

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 1:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 2:49 pm

Jerry Nadler’s whining about Trump again.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
August 26, 2022 7:44 pm

wish his belt would slide up just a little higher and choke him to death. hogjaws

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:53 pm

As a Georgian, I am not looking forward to more Stacey Abrams campaign ads….

GT Void
GT Void
  MrLiberty
August 26, 2022 9:45 pm

Maybe she will twerk for her constituents on tv like the one in Rhode Island.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  GT Void
August 27, 2022 10:54 am

Just threw up in my mouth. Thanks for that. 🙁

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GT Void
August 27, 2022 11:52 am

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:06 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:22 pm

The magic of DNA … 

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anthony Aaron
August 26, 2022 3:54 pm

The magic of recessive genes.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 11:56 am

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:09 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 11:58 am

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:10 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 12:03 pm

red filler gifs?
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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:12 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 12:08 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 12:10 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 12:17 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 12:22 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Anonymous
August 27, 2022 8:58 pm

I could show her a few other moves with that.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 12:23 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Anonymous
August 27, 2022 8:59 pm

Natural redheads are exquisite.

Creed
Creed
  Retirednottired
August 28, 2022 1:58 pm

Which a lot of these are not. Carpet needs to match the drapes.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 12:26 pm

Oh, Bob!
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 12:38 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 12:44 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 12:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:14 pm

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Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
August 26, 2022 7:46 pm

as George Carlin said, “it’s a big elite club party, and you ain’t invited”!

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:15 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 2:55 pm

Rolling Stones- I can’t get no carnal action.

The Association – Windy

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
August 26, 2022 7:48 pm

a lot of deceased in there. except Willie and he will be puffing forever.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 2:52 pm

Unless they’re very sick and have a lot of money.

Mushroom Cloud
Mushroom Cloud
  nkit
August 26, 2022 4:26 pm

It’s ok, now parents can get back at their terrible kids by jabbing them with infertility and myocarditis. Typical boomer whining.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Mushroom Cloud
August 26, 2022 7:52 pm

told everyone, including kids, to stay away from the genetic jabs.

Free Slave
Free Slave
  nkit
August 26, 2022 6:35 pm

Spend every dime. Die with nothing. My kids can make it on their own by now.

B B
B B
  Free Slave
August 28, 2022 4:14 pm

Had a friend back in the sixties who said he was going to spend everything but a nickel and on his deathbed, send one of his kids to get him a candy bar. Guess that won’t work, anymore.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
August 26, 2022 7:51 pm

my “children” cheated my outta their inheritance at a young age. their only hope now if for mama to out last me and feel sorry for them. haven’t seen any of them for several years now.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 26, 2022 9:51 pm

Well, my wife and I sold our house in Texas, bought a 5th wheel and took it to her 91 yo dad’s place in OK so we could take care of him. He has only soc sec and $20,000 in the bank. We pay the water and electric and every other month on the internet, and cook all his meals. He has 7 children and it is only us.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GT Void
August 27, 2022 12:53 pm

Good job Void.

B B
B B
  nkit
August 28, 2022 4:13 pm

Had a neighbor for 20 years who brought his son to live with him. Put him and his stepmother in a nursing home. I know he died. Don’t know about her. Now there are No Trespassing signs all over his fence. He’s the new King.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:17 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 26, 2022 10:33 pm

We used to revere our elders because of the knowledge and lore
they possessed. But the leftist death cult has done away with that.
Now it’s all about ‘Death With Dignity” ushering them out as soon
as a buck can’t be made off them or they become mildly inconvenient.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:21 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 26, 2022 2:31 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Colorado Artist
August 26, 2022 3:02 pm

Some artists of the sixties are revising their tunes for Vulcans.

Beatles – She’s enamored of you, affirmative, affirmative, affirmative.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:26 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 26, 2022 10:39 pm

I’d take that sweet dog over the pretentious Galendewagon any day.

nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
August 27, 2022 1:16 am

How could you not love a face like that?

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:31 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 1:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:41 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:05 pm

My fear be that if North Korea nukes us I’ll be a dried out brainless husk like Maxine Waters.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:41 pm

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