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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:07 pm

Well, he was born in Kenya (which explains his marrying a male gorilla), so we can forgive him his lack of familiarity with the USA.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:37 pm

That explains all the votes he got.

The Orangutan
The Orangutan
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:50 pm

Including the State of Confusion, The State of Corruption, and the State of Denial, among others.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 27, 2022 5:24 pm

Just for those that don’t understand the 57 states- there are 57 countries (States) that are under the rule of Islam.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:09 pm

In other words, “You don’t need God anymore; you have us Devils.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 1:09 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
August 27, 2022 8:25 pm

No doubt she thought she was being hilarious. Another Fail.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:09 pm

And if you don’t pay them you volunteer for prison.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 26, 2022 9:58 pm

It is to some degree. One guy argued how he does not have to pay, and won and never has to pay fed income tax again. For one thing in court if a judge asks you if you understand the ruling, say NO. Say you comprehend the ruling but DO NOT STAND UNDER IT. Standing under it is accepting it.

Words are everything to them, they know the true meanings, not the watered down and confused meanings we use today.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:10 pm

Sheila is the leading cause of retarded remarks.

GT Void
GT Void
  Bob P
August 26, 2022 9:59 pm

and black men seeking white women.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 26, 2022 5:02 pm

She be SheeJack

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:43 pm

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Free Slave
Free Slave
  nkit
August 26, 2022 6:42 pm

He must mean he and his cronies.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:44 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
August 27, 2022 8:29 pm

All in favor of minimum IQ tests for Congress….

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:44 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:13 pm

And if you prove different you’ll be suicided.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
August 26, 2022 6:20 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  Colorado Artist
August 26, 2022 10:00 pm

and they don’t pay for you dry cleaning bill.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:38 pm

But he’s certainly NOT Chelsea’s father, so whose father is he?

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  MrLiberty
August 26, 2022 9:12 pm

a young black son of a Little Rock prostitute.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
August 26, 2022 8:13 pm

You left out Hank Johnson, the all time leader for stupid comments.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TN Patriot
August 27, 2022 1:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:45 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 26, 2022 10:01 pm

Who wore it better?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GT Void
August 27, 2022 1:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:46 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:14 pm

“I’m not fat, I’m big-boned,” so “”Respect My Authoritah.”

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:46 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:15 pm

She’s gonna melt my eyes.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:46 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 26, 2022 10:02 pm

She is five segments short.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  GT Void
August 27, 2022 8:31 pm

I’d prefer the caterpillar….

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:47 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:16 pm

Throw her back!

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
August 26, 2022 4:11 pm

Come on, Bob!
Free your Willy!

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
August 27, 2022 8:32 pm

That dress does play tricks on your eyes.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:47 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 1:32 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
August 28, 2022 8:17 am

Just the smell.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:48 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:16 pm

Flush her!

Con-vid1984
Con-vid1984
  Bob P
August 27, 2022 12:22 pm

Him

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Con-vid1984
August 27, 2022 8:34 pm

It.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:39 pm

No need to insult the toilet. And I bet if you lift the toilet lid you don’t find a penis…..

Empty
Empty
  nkit
August 26, 2022 9:14 pm

I wish someone would slip some viagra into Mike’s drink just once in public. And get the cameras ready.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:49 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 26, 2022 10:04 pm

Well thank you nkit, someone who understands. These are all run by the Jesuits which leads to the zionists/freemasons/rothschildes et al…

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  GT Void
August 30, 2022 2:26 am

Before the Jesuits was The Controversy of Zion. I don’t know if you’ve read this book by Douglas Reed (1956), but I highly recommend it, and I’m sure you’ll love it. Best book I ever read, bar none. Available for free download from archive.org.

Reed was the London Times’ chief correspondent for Europe before and during WW2. His book covers the history of what he calls the world revolution from 500 BC to AD 1956. It’s all connected…

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:53 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 26, 2022 10:05 pm

and twitter members to boot.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:17 pm

Stupid is as Brandon does.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:56 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 1:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:18 pm

Where’s the showers with Ashley?

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
August 26, 2022 4:12 pm

Those are under Extended parental skills.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 2:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:19 pm

New and improved! Little Senile Dummy.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:00 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:42 pm

Not sure who put this meme together, but L and R have already been used.

Free Slave
Free Slave
  MrLiberty
August 26, 2022 6:47 pm

Commies can’t meme.

Thunder
Thunder
  MrLiberty
August 26, 2022 10:52 pm

But J has not

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:00 pm

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jimmy
jimmy
  nkit
August 26, 2022 5:34 pm

Nice, but I prefer to watch it backwards – it gives me hope that things will get even better…

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 4:36 pm

It’s Friday night and it hit me: Bam!
Gotta git me some o’ that juicy lamb.
So out I went in search of sheep
Gonna spread me some wool, get in there deep . . .

No! That’s it. That’s too much even for me. That’s the last time I ever write a sheep fucking song.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:01 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 26, 2022 4:14 pm

Instant karma my ass.
Kitty got a little wet but birdie got dead.
See the cloud of feathers?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  fujigm
August 27, 2022 2:14 pm

The cat may have gotten a mouthful of feathers, but the bird flew away.

fujigm
fujigm
  TN Patriot
August 27, 2022 3:20 pm

You are right!
Had to play it several times, but birdie did make it out to the left.
I retract my previous comment, and file the pic under ‘Y’.
For Yosted!
As in “the cat got yosted”.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 26, 2022 5:11 pm

Missed by that much.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
August 27, 2022 1:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:02 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:42 pm

Future European soccer player.

Free Slave
Free Slave
  nkit
August 26, 2022 6:49 pm

LeBron as a child.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:03 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 26, 2022 4:15 pm

No.
It’s all part of the show to keep you involved.

GT Void
GT Void
  fujigm
August 26, 2022 10:07 pm

Yup!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
August 27, 2022 2:15 pm

Take a listen to Hershel Walker & Dr. Oz and get back to me if this is strictly a republican strategy.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:04 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:30 pm

Best recruitment poster ever for USC.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
August 26, 2022 3:46 pm

I got accepted to USC for undergrad and a couple of others. My guidance counselor said that they were a fine school for medical school, but if that was my only choice for undergrad, I should go to the local junior college instead (Pierce College – called “Cow Poly” as a joke because it was an agricultural college). Not sure how they got a better reputation, but it was pretty horrible in the 70s (not for football of course, but then that is all they really care about anyway).

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:43 pm

Don’t forget the Trojans.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 26, 2022 10:08 pm

Hence how trojan condoms got their name.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:05 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 2:00 pm

I concur…
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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:06 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 2:07 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Anonymous
August 27, 2022 8:39 pm

What else can she put entirely into her mouth?

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:06 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 26, 2022 5:09 pm

Republican rinos, all bark and no bite.

GT Void
GT Void
  Anonymous
August 26, 2022 10:10 pm

should be “all bleat no butt.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 2:09 pm

RIP Cow Doc.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:07 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 26, 2022 4:17 pm

I see the can is unopened.
Saving for a special occasion?

Free Slave
Free Slave
  fujigm
August 26, 2022 6:51 pm

The lid is resealable.

nkit
nkit
  Free Slave
August 27, 2022 1:05 am

Nothing new under the sun..they’ve been pushing bugs on us forever..

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 27, 2022 2:35 am

Worms, buddy.
These are worms, not bugs.
Canned chocolate worms, for a higher class of people.
You know, there was a time when lobster and shrimp were food only eaten by paupers.
They were considered “insects of the sea”.
You remember USAF Capt. Scott O’Grady?
Survived for 6 days E&E in Bosnia before rescue eating, guess what?
So when the time comes, I remain unconcerned.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  fujigm
August 27, 2022 10:49 am

Like calamari, only smaller.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:10 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 26, 2022 10:11 pm

looks like implants.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  GT Void
August 26, 2022 10:45 pm

Are you sure it’s not a dude?

a9racer
a9racer
  Colorado Artist
August 27, 2022 7:56 am

Well, Ol’ GT claims to have been NSA in a past life, so he is used to making up fake shit in everything he sees

GT Void
GT Void
  a9racer
August 27, 2022 5:30 pm

No, not NSA, Army SIGINT, but did stuff under the authority of NSA at certain locations. Never made anything up, but you are the ones believing in fake shit. I woke up.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GT Void
August 27, 2022 2:39 pm

That ass is fake as this gif is “real”.
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ArKayne
ArKayne
  nkit
August 27, 2022 2:52 pm

What’s with the midget legs? Creepy.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
August 30, 2022 2:47 am

The downvote is for the stupid platform shoes. What is it with these pinup creators that they assume their entire market is comprised of podophiles? There is nothing beautiful or sexy about club foot.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:11 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:32 pm

This is for what you did last night!

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 26, 2022 10:12 pm

Parkour!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 2:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:12 pm

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Free Slave
Free Slave
  nkit
August 26, 2022 6:54 pm

“That’s not going anywhere.” is the incantation of binding. It provides an extra layer of protection.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 2:54 pm

Nice blue helmet Bob.
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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:14 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:34 pm

I just want to snuggle right in there.

Free Slave
Free Slave
  nkit
August 26, 2022 6:56 pm

I want to ride a mini dune buggy around in those hills.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 26, 2022 10:13 pm

None shall pass!!!!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 26, 2022 10:46 pm

I’ve seen that view thousands of times……

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 2:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:14 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 26, 2022 10:14 pm

that is a vibrating hat.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GT Void
August 27, 2022 3:00 pm

Sure that hat’s not fake?

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:15 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:36 pm

Gimme a belt of that.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 26, 2022 10:14 pm

ain’t no chastity in that belt.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GT Void
August 27, 2022 3:06 pm

I censor the TBP team to know their jobs.
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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:38 pm

Oh, I wondered why this road was called Runway 66.

Free Slave
Free Slave
  nkit
August 26, 2022 6:58 pm

He missed the rule to pull back when the houses and cars get big.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 3:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:39 pm

It took 38 years but Yuri finally accomplished something that people will talk about for a few seconds.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
August 26, 2022 4:21 pm

Not likely.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
August 26, 2022 10:48 pm

Now, on to something important…Hackysack!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
August 26, 2022 3:48 pm

Attempt #14, 269.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 3:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:18 pm

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Free Slave
Free Slave
  nkit
August 26, 2022 7:01 pm

Only the people are specifically granted the right to keep and bear arms.

The fed is tasked with providing for the national defense. They were intended to use the militia, not to arm themselves.

nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:19 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 26, 2022 5:12 pm

Last one to move was looking at her cellphone.

nkit
nkit
  nkit
August 26, 2022 5:29 pm

you have to wonder about the brains of those that would put themselves in that position…..Damn, they dumb.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 26, 2022 10:49 pm

Every one of them a Biden voter.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 3:21 pm

We no need no stinking rails!
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nkit
nkit
August 26, 2022 3:19 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 26, 2022 5:14 pm

Very nice! Can I just …grab one ?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 27, 2022 3:31 pm

Be like Ben.
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