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My peen does that!
Oh? Tell me less.
You don’t mess with dogs like that.
A friend has problems with these little fuckers chewing thru his soffit into his attic.
caught a mouse
Dumbass deserved that.. fuck these jackasses.
Don’t you just love Darwin in practice.
Darwin only applies if the jerk hasn’t already bred.
Cyclists are supposed to follow the road laws like cars.. same damn direction!
Saved by a face diaper …
Dear Dog Whisperer:
I take my dog for a long walk twice a day yet he’s still gaining weight. Any suggestion?
Old dog looks like he probably earned it.
If you try to mess with her he’ll eat you up!
They all do. Every day. That’s why old dogs are so special. They have a charm, and a dignity, all their own. Paid their dues, faithful to the end.
Give him some asshole!
That’s disgusting! He wants ice cream!
cruel torture…bite her ass..
Or do you mean…
Give him some, asshole!
Because both work?
Commas, Mr. Liberty. Commas inform clarity.
Here’s a supply for you:
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Pisses me off when I see people messing with dogs like that.
That’s not a fail. That’s innovation.
A concrete finishing artist.
Gold, like wile coyote, it doesn’t pop up until he looks in.
I’m sorry, sir, but the warranty is quite explicit: not guaranteed against fat fucks.
He may have farted and it blew him right out of his shoes.
Good Dog !
Buttigieg’s gerbil goes to work.
An FBI SWAT team has been dispatched.
It’s not you.
They’d be finished shooting by now.
I don’t think muskets had sights in 1776.
Huh, I thought he lost interest after they turned 12.
He’s 8 years older than Jill …
and she was married and making her hubby a FJB cuck.
Fact check: False! Joe Biden never tells the truth.
And the queen was an evil woman who actually supports pedophilia. Truth, Epstein and Maxwell stayed at the queen’s cabin in Balmora, there is a photo of it. Tell me she didn’t know. And then there was the naked boy climbing out of the Buckinham palace window then fell to his death. Lord Mountbatton was known to love little boys. Wake up, she is evil.
The fact that Trump was invited to the funeral has to tell you something.
You people crack me up. So you hate truth? Everything I typed was truth, yet you downvote it. That makes you part of the problem.
Tonight on Big Mike, illegals break into the estate, see his balls, and flee in terror. Watch the thrilling chase as the secret service tracks them down one by one and slaughters them.
“Peacefully” slaughters them you mean…
Not quite as ugly now.
hey, we see what you did. that’s kamaltoe’s squeeze big Willie.
Tuesday Fail. Won’t make the FF on TBP
but fat fucks do
I would like to thank my parents for not raising an idiot and sites like TBP for keeping me well informed. I would also like to thank MSM because I know whatever they say is a lie, so I did the opposite and knew I would be okay.
This is our version of a participation trophy. We get an award for doing nothing. Still organic and fertile.
The “Educated” vs The Intelligent. The educated are most of the dumbest people in the world.
That should have said “600, 50 kwatt chargers”
That’s cause it not about servicing that same volume, it’s about removing that volume and theefore removing you from your freedom of personal transportation and dependent on your dear leaders permission.
I’d like to be a part of that scrum.
forget it Bob, those college girls are ball crushers and they will gang up on you! you don’t want them to gang-bang you?
Pretty sure a gang bang with them would kill me, and I can’t think of a better way to go.
My goal in life is to make love to a 32 year old woman on my 100th birthday, going out in style. I think 32 is the perfect age for a woman.
Sir may we search your vehicle… Sure have fun asshole.
That would’ve been my older brother Bill (RIP) except it would be all beer bottles, fast food bags and a few pint bottles sprinkled in with the occasional crumpled marlboro pack. He drank and drove like that all his life and never got pulled over for DUI. God, he was awesome!
I had an Uncle like him HP, never stopped by a cop and drank every time he drove and smoked too.
I hate fucking showoffs.
That’s why I never do this at the gym.
Only when I workout in the privacy of my own home…
I stopped doing this when someone told me they don’t like fucking showoffs.
Sure, MD…
Learning to eat a bit of meat early
Smart kid.
No reason to ruin the flavor by cooking it.
Wonder what seasoning he used?
Viscous little carnivore. I approve.
Good way for the kid to get e-coli … life threatening.
Learning young….she likes raw meat……
Steak Tartar
like a never ending orgasm…
More like a bad case of hemorrhoids.
I know he’s old but I still feel the need to punch him.
I thought that was you.
That should be where Putin is!
Believe the msm much?
V. Zelenskyy
He’s white and hates moslems. I’m good with that.
That was the aliens traveling down the lightning to their buried craft.
Diversity hire.
The results of lower standards.
Belt FACED.
See, if that kid could’ve watched some Wile E coyote, he would have known that would happen.
Great Catch!!!
Motor boat time! BBBrrrrr….
Damn ! You beat me to it.
Cup faced
nkit’s parents worried he might be transgender but, much to their relief, he grew up to be a run-of-the-mill pervert.
And even worse, that’s not the only thing Bonnie had trouble keeping up that night.
Only one wet pussy allowed in the tub at a time.
Flea bath accomplished.
Cut me off will ya???!!!
So did anyone ask the dog what the seat smelled like??
Good doggy.
Yeah? Tie me out here, will ya? I’ll show you!
and Average Joe thinks cats do damage
desk-faced.
Why? Biden voter maybe?
Venice, sewer/street combo.
Warner Brothers new woke Bugs Bunny film casts black man as Elmer Fudd.
The ‘hot nurse’ thing doesn’t work for me anymore.
They all just want to give you the poison shot.
Nurse, I took a Viagra 3 hours ago and it won’t go down. I need a hand.
Jessica Rabbit’s mom?
They hung his body upside down for public spectacle.
I’m looking forward to history repeating.
Beginning with the tiny tyrant mini Mussolini . . . Fauci !!!
Hitler expended a lot of resources that could have been utilized elsewhere instead of bailing out this petty tyrant. So, there’s that.
Calling HSF’s monkey…
Try harder, monkey. I need to see nipple, or you can’t have the banana I promised you.
You promised the monkey a banana?
How ironic!
I promised her one also!