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You had one job…
The rare “drum stick faceplant”.
Thought to be extinct prior to this videographic evidence.
She has the beat now
I said percussion, not concussion!
LSD flashback…
Where’s Polly Purebred?
Parkour ninjadawg
I see satan….
I see hillary…..
I see satan….
I see hillary…..
I see satan….
I see hillary…..
help me…..I can’t stop looking……make it stop……..
They’re the same thing …
Well, no, Satan doesn’t exist but Hillary does, which makes her worse than satan.
Good. Stupidity should hurt.
Way better than video games.
You have to empty the beer can before you can crush it.
20 yrs. later…
It’s all in the wrist action.
It always is.
Rock ’em Sock ’em Robots!
Going yooper…
Fat fuck blew out the ball!
I’ve never seen anyone blow out a ball they landed on.
She’s helping.
Wife in training.
It may take longer when the kids help, but it is 100% worth the extra time.
fool.
Mouse sized brain…so.
Now do a rat trap! While your tongue is still numb.
Play stupid games — win stupid prizes …
Those were some lucky bounces for the cars in the parking lot.
As a hooker says… Any cock’ll do…
Just Seth Rich his ass.
Wrong. The puppet masters would simply replace him. We need to identify, arrest, try, and execute the oligarchs in charge, then turn to their puppets in government, business, academia, and the media in the next round.
I’m thinking you skip the public puppets and Seth Rich the people behind the scenes.
The only people that will notice are the rest of the people behind the scenes.
To everyone else, the deaths will just be random crimes in a world of increasing crime.
and everybody else
And still others wanted a nondescript warehouse as a base of operations close to where they could prey on those kinds of people with the big house and lots of money…
Yeah, but you still have to have a deed and pay taxes on the structure, so they still know where you are.
Taken with this heartwarming message, Jeff followed the precious footprints only to be eaten by the mother bear.
Unless it’s a fucking cat.
Following the prints and unaware that they were from lemmings…
Young SoH dreams of this mother bare.
The things that kids can get away with.
me too kid, me too
Sorry, kid, you’ll only be sucking silicone out of those things.
Gorgeous bunch of redheads, nkit. Thanks!
I agree, BP.
Over half of them are obvioulsy dyed and not real. As a real redhead with redheaded sisters, I disapprove of this message.
Horn sacked!
At the pub that night Nero the bull was teased mercilessly about the human on his horn.
Thus is how they remove a penis and make you a vagina in one operation
Good bull.
I figured you’d like that one..
A bull making a steer, sweet justice.
Then the grateful mother led her little ducklings across the street where the all got flattened.
Peter, in keeping with your stature, may I suggest you change your name to Peter Dinky?
Hey, darling, got any sammiches to go with those mammaches?
Ahhh, processed meat is what you like. Might as well suck on a hot dog.
Alright, I’ll take over now.
Now that’s a pork butt.
Is -1 a vegan? Why would you downvote a pizza?
And ammo is expensive.
Snow globes!
Implants!