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Good call, giving Brandon credit for creating hell on earth.
Well, it is a well-lit path. How can one refuse?
RBG was the prototype, the final version is KBJ.
nkit, I can put up with a lot but Rosie O’Donnell camel toe? You’re cleaning up my vomit, sir.
I knew you were waiting for it…
Nice jersey.
Yea, right, Pobbs’.
Salvador
Hello, Dali …
Two in the pink and one in the stink for a strike!
Bob’s a single-digit man…
Uh, I’ll just skip dessert.
Give me your hands and you’ll help me up.
Is that an archaeopteryx skeleton?
Not any 4, met-a-4.
I had a cat that loved that with a fly swatter…he’d come running for it
graffitti
WHY would you put a cat tat on that?
Because the pussy was already taken.
3 puty-tats.
now there’s a couple cats Your Average Joe has to like!
Tired out.
In America, car gets new tire….
In Russia, tire get new car!!!
String theory,
ouch!
Tube tops need to make a comeback.
tube tops look like sh*t on 99 out of 100 women
especially these two fake-tittied women.
Have a Coke, and a smile…
MIT Engineering to revisit its decision to jettison SAT scores for “lived experience.”
Also cities shouldn’t spend all the money on Welfare.
Maybe all of those concrete guardrail sections overloaded it just a tad?
$8 bil to ukraine; $3 bil to israel; hundreds of mil to Planned Parenthood; millions to Sri Lanka tran-gen studies. Infrastructure? meh. Meaningful jobs creation by brining US industry back? Meh.
deplorable, enough to make a grown man cry!
I’m up at the crack of Dawn.
WWWWWOOOOOOOWWWWW!!! For this weeks win!
Rub a dub dub, two buns in a tub.
Engaging in a three-pronged fire can be dangerous.
Live dangerously.
Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle, eat Jello brand gelatin and have some fun!!
Eggplant?
I like girl photos from that angle.
OH! to be a dwarf.
Neat, but you just lost a basketball.
The Liberal Effect;
Al Qaeda reverses its recommendation for suicide bombers to use skateboards.
Sucks to be him.
did he have on a bomb vest under his robes????
DAting material.. she swallows too
https://www.google.com/search?q=whip+me+beat+me+call+me+edna&oq=whip+me+beat+me&aqs=chrome.0.0i512j69i57j0i512l2j0i22i30l4j0i390.9731j1j7&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:608be088,vid:pcPkH9wUXAM,st:0
Not many people know the song “Edna” performed by a band named Strapped. A song played at least two times per day on at least two large metropolitan radio stations back in 1985, one of them being 101.1 KLOL in Houston, where the original recording was submitted.
“Burn my hair, I like that action
Make me look like Michael Jackson.” (remember when M.J.’s hair caught fire when filming a Pepsi commercial?)
Fannypack?
Or pack a fanny.