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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:32 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 21, 2022 2:47 pm

Now there’s some white privilege for sure.

Oldone
Oldone
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:51 pm

Shaking hands with that lady could be painful and dangerous…

5acrefarm
5acrefarm
  Oldone
October 22, 2022 9:45 am

Or an honor.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
October 22, 2022 1:32 pm

she could sure make you holler.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:32 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 21, 2022 2:47 pm

But he/she won’t stay put in there, so what’s the point?

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:32 pm

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Deimos
Deimos
  nkit
October 22, 2022 8:17 am

I meant to do that.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  nkit
October 22, 2022 2:55 pm

ouch

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:34 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:19 pm

Don’t show this to the dindus or all the city trees will be denuded.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:35 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 21, 2022 2:49 pm

Bacteria in soil, especially bactillus subtillus, is important to good intestinal health and your immune system. Way to go kid!

fujigm
fujigm
  MrLiberty
October 21, 2022 5:16 pm

There’s a biological reason children are drawn to playing in the dirt.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:32 pm

Just like I was, a free range kid.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:21 pm

Designed, built, and operated by white men, which is why the Dems want only minorities from now on.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:37 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:17 pm

Double jack handle NUTSACKED!

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:38 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:00 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:22 pm

Oh, me next!

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:39 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:18 pm

The joys of the novelties of youth.
Before the fun gene is repressed.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:40 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 21, 2022 2:51 pm

And again, why does anyone believe anything just because they saw it on the news???

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:23 pm

More believable than most Hollywood adventure flicks.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:19 pm

Bollywood rocks.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:40 pm

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1969Bird
1969Bird
  nkit
October 21, 2022 8:19 pm

Could be the Penske dealership in Manhattan.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:41 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 21, 2022 2:58 pm

OK, WEF, CDC, FDA, NIAID, CIA, FBI, DNC….you’re next.

Machinist
Machinist
  MrLiberty
October 21, 2022 3:27 pm

…and the IRS for desert.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Machinist
October 21, 2022 7:50 pm

Sorry for the oversight…and the Federal Reserve.

Greybeard
Greybeard
  MrLiberty
October 21, 2022 8:33 pm

What do you have against Oklahoma?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
October 21, 2022 8:42 pm

No tires through the shredder.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:42 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:08 pm
nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:42 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:28 pm

Ether or.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:43 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:22 pm

Body whip FACED!

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:44 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:32 pm

Everything reminds me of the dentist. Ever have that feeling?
Probably drinking my best Bourbon too, and from a martini glass! Uncouth shyster.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:44 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 21, 2022 2:59 pm

Fucking squirrels.

fujigm
fujigm
  MrLiberty
October 21, 2022 5:22 pm

Cats are a handy solution.
To the birds and the squirrels.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:45 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:34 pm

USPS Bitch.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Machinist
October 22, 2022 8:50 am

It’s UPS not USPS. FIFY……sorry.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:45 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:28 pm

The little-known 1963 Ford Mustang.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
October 21, 2022 5:24 pm

That was the concept car.

todd
todd
  nkit
October 21, 2022 6:13 pm

yeah scare him with the motorcycle so he goes faster

Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  nkit
October 22, 2022 1:05 am

Those guys (probably Mongolians) are trying to remove a halter and lead rope from the horse, that got loose.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:46 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:28 pm

What I hope Fauci’s last seconds look like.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
October 21, 2022 5:25 pm

Not enough blood.

Greybeard
Greybeard
  fujigm
October 21, 2022 8:36 pm

And too quick.

Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  Bob P
October 22, 2022 1:14 am

I prefer the chipper/shredder. Feet first so he can enjoy the trip.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Red Greenback
October 22, 2022 5:48 pm

“Law Abiding Citizen,” has a great idea in the torture scene.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:47 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:37 pm

Ukrainians trying to understand the new rocket launcher.

fujigm
fujigm
  Machinist
October 21, 2022 5:25 pm

It’s the new ACME anvil launcher.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:47 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:39 pm

Diversity in Nature
is a damned lie.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:48 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 21, 2022 7:52 pm

Concealed carry?

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
October 22, 2022 1:44 pm

had a neighbor woman who did that, she also had a few bottles above the sliding cover on the sunroof in her car. cops never think to look in there.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:48 pm

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Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
October 22, 2022 1:45 pm

Herb being totally controlled by pussy?

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Red Byrd
October 22, 2022 10:00 pm

Who isn’t?

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  nkit
October 22, 2022 3:03 pm

hindu positions to worship their many idols

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:30 pm

nkit taking pictures for next week’s FF.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
October 21, 2022 2:54 pm

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PSBindy
PSBindy
  MrLiberty
October 21, 2022 3:30 pm

Move over Crocodile Rock. Camel Toe Crawl has come to town.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  MrLiberty
October 21, 2022 5:04 pm

Snail trails

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  MrLiberty
October 22, 2022 1:47 pm

one way to remove all the fur?

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:57 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:42 pm

You know, I don’t blame him.

fujigm
fujigm
  Machinist
October 21, 2022 5:29 pm

I do.
The chances of getting Irwined are pretty small.

Greybeard
Greybeard
  fujigm
October 21, 2022 8:40 pm

but never zero

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:27 pm

You win some.. you lose some.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:58 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:32 pm

Putin’s fault.

But it’s in Russia.

Putin’s fault.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:26 pm

What happens when the leftoids thinks male / female nomenclature is a just social construct.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
October 22, 2022 8:55 am

I wonder what the carbon footprint of something like this is?

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 2:59 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:44 pm

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

Greybeard
Greybeard
  Machinist
October 21, 2022 8:41 pm

sir!

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:02 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
October 22, 2022 8:58 am

Borders are so much fun bc they know how to have fun.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:04 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:17 pm

Like the dog in Foghorn Leghorn carttons

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:46 pm

I hope he had to go to the dentist.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Machinist
October 21, 2022 5:06 pm

That was funny!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Machinist
October 22, 2022 8:24 pm

And an urologist. His package got whacked into the handle bars pretty good.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:31 pm

The better ones are where they cut the bike in practically half, and it breaks the rest of the way as it’s loaded up while riding.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
October 22, 2022 1:50 pm

hey Chico, someone pulled a Lucy on you.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:06 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:34 pm

What your wife looks like by her 40th anniversary.

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:46 pm

Dental assistant.
“You haven’t been brushing, have you. Do you even own floss? I see this every time you come in.”
Blah, blah, blah… bitch.

fujigm
fujigm
  Machinist
October 21, 2022 5:31 pm

Smack!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:14 pm

Nasty Pelosi without the media filters

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:33 pm

Brown noser!

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:08 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:53 pm

Definitely a shirt for LibertasBella.
I’d buy one. Only, if it has a pocket!

Greybeard
Greybeard
  Machinist
October 21, 2022 8:44 pm

for the reading glasses

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:08 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:01 pm

Funny how truth works that way, huh?

1969Bird
1969Bird
  nkit
October 21, 2022 8:57 pm

Love the busted knuckels website. True Southern redneck

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:10 pm

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Oldone
Oldone
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:06 pm

Every word is true..

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:33 pm

True.
But how’s that cats vs. rats war working out?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 21, 2022 8:28 pm

And we all know cats suck…

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:11 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 21, 2022 7:56 pm

There are two…so technically accurate. And peas are listed first.

Greybeard
Greybeard
  MrLiberty
October 21, 2022 8:45 pm

Kind of like pork and beans.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:12 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:36 pm

She was 120 pounds before the shot.

Zed
Zed
  Bob P
October 22, 2022 2:08 am

I think the photograph weighs 10 lbs!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
October 22, 2022 8:54 pm

whelp, they say the camera does adds 200 pounds….

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:03 pm

I didn’t know the Michelin man had family.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:07 pm

What, do we have a fat fetish today or sumtin?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:13 pm

Some things can’t be un-seen.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
October 21, 2022 5:36 pm

Un-seeing is denial of reality.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
October 21, 2022 7:03 pm

True, but lardo here is not about denial, just don’t what to see it naked.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:34 pm

First thumbs up!
Again!
Because….

Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity!
(DIE)

She kind of looks like the pooh emoji….

Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  nkit
October 22, 2022 1:13 am

Lard butt she’s fat !!!

Thunder
Thunder
  nkit
October 22, 2022 6:38 am

She is absolutely todays Model material, only one question ?
How does she wipe her ass

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Thunder
October 22, 2022 1:55 pm

you perv. call her and ask, maybe she’ll let you watch?

Lostokie
Lostokie
  Thunder
October 22, 2022 1:59 pm

She doesn’t.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Thunder
October 22, 2022 8:55 pm

….With a rag on a stick.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
October 22, 2022 1:56 pm

dammit Nkit, you caught us again.

Deimos
Deimos
  nkit
October 22, 2022 9:38 pm

I remember a nurse friend told me a story about a disgusting fat body bigger than that. She was admitted to the hospital, had a funky smell to her and when they did a sponge bath they found part of a ham and cheese sandwich with a few maggots tucked in the fold.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:14 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
October 22, 2022 1:10 am

Diesel engines power the world.

Greybeard
Greybeard
  Gregabob
October 22, 2022 11:46 am

True, but the DEF thing is a pain in the ass.

a9racer
a9racer
  Greybeard
October 23, 2022 10:04 pm

Not after you delete that and the EGR…

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:15 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:03 pm

Make, model and year, please … that’s some amazing and beautiful sheetmetal work …

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:16 pm

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