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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:18 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:41 pm

Bad move.
Warm bacon grease will release styrene from the styrofoam into the grease.
This will be introduced into the food you season.
Use a metal ice cube tray.
However, the grease-styrene mixture mixed with gasoline makes an excellent napalm substitute, and can be filled into thin walled-wine bottles for truly efficacious Molotov cocktails.

Thunder
Thunder
  fujigm
October 22, 2022 6:41 am

That Knock at your door is not Santa Claus

Deimos
Deimos
  fujigm
October 22, 2022 8:06 am

80-20 mix, fuel and ground styrene makes the best mapalm.

5acrefarm
5acrefarm
  Deimos
October 22, 2022 9:56 am

I see what you did there.

Greybeard
Greybeard
  fujigm
October 22, 2022 11:50 am

Abbie Hoffman detailed that in Steal This Book.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
October 22, 2022 1:58 pm

sorry, just too damn easy to spoon some Armour hog lard from the store.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Red Byrd
October 23, 2022 3:34 pm

I save my bacon grease in a pyrex mug and just spoon out what I need.

Having said that, Red Byrd has got the ticket.

Buy lard and use that instead of any seed oil. Use it in your cooking, baking, and whatever else.

Butter or lard. Forget the oils.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Anonymous
October 24, 2022 10:52 am

Truer words were never spoken-seed oils are poison.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:38 pm

That’s nothing compared to what the bankers get away with.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:26 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 21, 2022 7:40 pm

He sucked at everything but corruption, war crimes, murder, bending over for Israel, etc.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  MrLiberty
October 22, 2022 2:01 pm

don’t be too harsh, his daddy trained him well.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:41 pm

Kids nowadays wouldn’t even know how to copy and paste with it.

GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  nkit
October 21, 2022 11:22 pm

Saw a scam about a word processor advertised in The Enquirer or some such for $2.95.
It was a pencil.

Thunder
Thunder
  GDP, usually gruntled
October 22, 2022 6:54 am

Then there was the…. ‘my Innovation promises to cut your power bill in half and If it does not, you get $1000 cashback! Send $50 to XXXXXX and see this amazing invention. Full Instructions given with every purchase”
It was a pair of plastic scissors and the instructions where “Fold your bill in half and cut along folded line”
Never went to jail and never had to hand any money back.
Rumor has it he lives in at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500, USA

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:27 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:11 pm

I think I see my dentist.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Machinist
October 22, 2022 2:05 pm

machinist, in your case DDS means dentist derangement syndrome. get ’em all pulled out and find other things to abscess about?

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:29 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 21, 2022 7:41 pm

I love the Japanese. They are almost more racist than blacks if that is possible.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  MrLiberty
October 22, 2022 2:07 pm

I dunno, from what is on the internet the Jap girls are just about as hot for diversity as our white women? could be a scam, I guess.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:31 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:16 pm

Where’s the mint jelly?

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:31 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 21, 2022 7:29 pm

Fuckin’ “A” I will!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
October 22, 2022 1:35 am

“And you will arm yourselves and kill without mercy every last one of these globalist
fuckers who try to enslave you, so help you God.”

GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  nkit
October 21, 2022 11:24 pm

The Bearded Butchers. Those guys are awesome.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  GDP, usually gruntled
October 22, 2022 9:15 am

Yes they are. I watch them too.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
October 22, 2022 2:09 pm

that kind of brain washing works on me every time. in fact, I have a ribeye marinating right now. I will never have a glorified golf cart in my driveway either.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:32 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:20 pm

Looks like the breakfast of champions.
No not “Wheaties” and not no Bruce Jenner shit either.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Machinist
October 21, 2022 4:47 pm

You know that “”not no Bruce Jenner shit” means Bruce Jenner shit, right?

Machinist
Machinist
  Anonymous
October 21, 2022 6:59 pm

Not from where I come from, son. You got your figgerin’ all sigoggled up.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:33 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:42 pm

Nazi!

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
October 22, 2022 2:13 pm

have never trusted anything from a slick bald basturd.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:44 pm

Question most sincerely what you hold most dearly.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:33 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:23 pm

So you want to rid us of fossil fuels? I have an idea, let’s start with fossils like you.

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  Machinist
October 21, 2022 4:39 pm

You’re thinking of fossil fools.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:34 pm

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Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
October 22, 2022 2:14 pm

and put it on your ass and tell them all to kiss it.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:36 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:23 pm

Success!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 21, 2022 7:32 pm

Where’s honorary mention of Keystone XL?

Thunder
Thunder
  YourAverageJoe
October 22, 2022 7:00 am

4 pages down.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
October 22, 2022 2:15 pm

only a total morons would vote for clowns in his party.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:44 pm

We showed those bastards in Ontario by, uh, reelecting them.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
October 21, 2022 6:57 pm

and did the “independent” que-beckers

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:41 pm

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5acrefarm
5acrefarm
  nkit
October 22, 2022 10:03 am

The government is so easy to figure out. Opposite of the truth.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 3:45 pm

Hey, honey, I want to introduce you to something revered in my culture. It’s called motor boating.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
October 22, 2022 2:17 pm

oh wow. me ruff you a wrong,wrong time.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:44 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
October 22, 2022 9:20 am

…what’s she writing…..anyone able to make out what it says?

Red Byrd
Red Byrd

don’t be nosey. it’s her diary entry about her fun time at my apartment last night.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:45 pm

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Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  nkit
October 22, 2022 12:41 am

Thank you nkit
for posting six pics of Asian chicks
each to his own I always say
as for me, I hope to go to the east one day
for to get some rolls in the hay . . . so to say.
sincerely,
The Great Cornynholio

Deimos
Deimos
  nkit
October 22, 2022 8:12 am

Marriage is defined as really liking apple pie. You get to have apple pie every day, all day, and any time you want it. Then after about 7 years you wake up and go, “Hmmm, apple pie” when what you really want it to bang an asian chick.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Deimos
October 23, 2022 4:01 pm

This is a perfect example of the devastating destruction of pornography. Women = Food. You style yourself a “Gourmet,” and compete to sample all of the delicacies available. You think you are a connoisseur, but you are destroying yourself, your partners, and your society.

Instead, women are humans, intelligent life (sic) just like you (sic-er). They are your mothers, your sisters, your wife, and your daughters. They are the fundamental basis of the family, which is the fundamental basis of society.

Your masculinity is geared toward nothing more than promoting family and society.

If you consume women like food, then you are just eating them up and shitting them out. And the next day, you need more.

No wonder your life is so empty, your society is going to hell, and you have no future.

We all are pretty fucked up in this regard. Pay no attention to the young children, lust over the young women, and ignore the old women. Half of humanity has no value at all, according to this porn culture.

Only a small segment that happens to be attractive within a certain age range. They are to be exploited according to your selfish desires, and all the others are to be discarded.

The even more sad fact is that the vast majority of people “consume” women on the internet at Fap Friday. They have the mentality of the above, but no capability of ever satisfying their desires.

You are just a bunch of wankers. Asian this, red-head that, big-tits the other…what have you done to have a healthy family or to contribute to a healthy society?

Finally, how many of the women you ogle at are displaying themselves in order to seek affirmation from men based upon their bodies because they could not get affirmation from men based upon the fact that they are the loved ones of God?

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Anonymous
October 24, 2022 10:57 am

Well excuse the fuck out of me for appreciating beautiful women. Men have only been doing that since…forever.

My advice, stop drinking out of plastic bottles and hit the gym & do some big muscle exercises, both will help to raise your T.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:47 pm

Redhead of the day
Katerina Soria age 26

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:48 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 21, 2022 7:34 pm

Ahhh….removing the stress of politics with women I’ll never get to fuck…
Bring it!!!

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:49 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 21, 2022 7:35 pm

TITS!

Thunder
Thunder
  YourAverageJoe
October 22, 2022 7:09 am
nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:51 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 21, 2022 7:45 pm

I love patterned stockings, but ones that make it look like someone is wearing boots are awesome.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:52 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:29 pm

I’m so tired of hearing Karine Jean-Pierre.

Thunder
Thunder
  Machinist
October 22, 2022 7:07 am

World applause heard everywhere

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
October 21, 2022 6:34 pm

the birth of Mitch…

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 21, 2022 7:45 pm

I don’t see a dog taking a crap.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  nkit
October 22, 2022 2:52 pm

Mommy!

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:54 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:30 pm

Before the US turned Communist.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 3:59 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:30 pm

Before the US turned Communist.

5acrefarm
5acrefarm
  nkit
October 22, 2022 10:04 am

needs a cheeseburger or two.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:02 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:32 pm

Oh crap, that was my spit cup from last night.

fujigm
fujigm
  Machinist
October 21, 2022 5:48 pm

No, it was the one I put all the cigarette butts in when cleaning up….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:02 pm

Oh crap, it’s gluten free.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:04 pm

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MadMan
MadMan
  nkit
October 21, 2022 6:13 pm

There’s more than one way to get to the top

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  MadMan
October 21, 2022 7:38 pm

Like the fella in the video, Kamala did it on her back….

scott henson
scott henson
  YourAverageJoe
October 22, 2022 10:34 am

AND knees!

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:05 pm

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Mr. Ed - Shifter of Shapes
Mr. Ed - Shifter of Shapes
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:26 pm

Guess I’m a perve. Took me half an hour to see the dolphins.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:36 pm

All I know is I wanna fuck that dolphin’s tail at the bottom.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:55 pm

None, I see none. All I can think is they are lying and fucking with my mind!

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:07 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 21, 2022 7:46 pm

I see three dolphins.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:36 pm

Stop teasing me, nkit!

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
  nkit
October 21, 2022 6:07 pm

I’ve got a bottle of the Elijah Craig sitting in the other room.

nkit
nkit
  clayusmcret
October 21, 2022 6:35 pm

good stuff…

brian
brian
  clayusmcret
October 22, 2022 10:15 am

Ima whiskey fan but I’ve never had any of these. But, the one I’d go for would be the High West… emptier bottle to me means preferred product… So I’d start there then sample the others…

bunky
bunky
  brian
October 22, 2022 2:43 pm

High West is pretty darn good.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  bunky
October 22, 2022 6:03 pm

Aye. Rendezvous Rye is fantastic.

nkit
nkit
  brian
October 22, 2022 3:39 pm

Bunky is right. High West is damn fine whiskey. Try some, brian.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 23, 2022 4:05 pm

High West was either bought yesterday or is by far the best.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:09 pm

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