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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:10 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:45 pm

Which one is the rock and which one is the hard place.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:10 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:00 pm

And this is why I don’t fucking ride a bike or motorcycle. My F250 would have turned this shit on the road to dust and I wouldn’t have even noticed.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:01 pm

I give a 9.2 on the flip but just a 1.2 on the landing.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:11 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:46 pm

Aw crap, my dentist’s name…

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Machinist
October 22, 2022 2:26 pm

your dentist stole your wife and daughter and you just don’t want to admit it?

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:12 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:47 pm

I have a spare rod.

fujigm
fujigm
  Machinist
October 21, 2022 5:51 pm

That must be awkward…

Machinist
Machinist
  fujigm
October 21, 2022 6:40 pm

If you think that’s bad, there’s five between us. Well, not exactly between us, you know, but… forget it.

fujigm
fujigm
  Machinist
October 22, 2022 12:47 am

.

Tried to a text emoji (old school).
The conversion to graphic emoji was retarded.
A thumbs up and a period for reply is all you get.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:13 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:02 pm

yes it’s always better to cozy up to some nice warm pussy, isn’t it?

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
October 21, 2022 5:52 pm

Especially when I’m such a dog…

Boogieman
Boogieman
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:45 pm

What’s the world coming too?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Boogieman
October 21, 2022 7:47 pm

Mass hysteria!

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:14 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:25 pm

Dead
Why is it that all the retards seem to wear black?

Machinist
Machinist
  YourAverageJoe
October 21, 2022 4:49 pm

Shows blood less?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:58 pm

Gravity is a bitch.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:52 pm

Epic.

Tom
Tom
  nkit
October 21, 2022 10:19 pm

Par poor…

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
October 22, 2022 2:29 pm

he’s definitely not a member of the Bob Lazar school of anti-gravity propulsion!

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:14 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:28 pm

Houston’s mayor back in his carjacking days…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
October 21, 2022 5:05 pm

I thought they had a lesbian slut for a mayor.

Note to self:
Keep up this the moral degenerates Houstonians vote for mayor.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anonymous
October 21, 2022 7:41 pm

Dude, that was so 1986…

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:32 pm

Perfection.

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:03 pm

Nice teeth.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Machinist
October 22, 2022 2:31 pm

you only wish!

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:17 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:05 pm

Thanks nkit. It’s been awhile since we had any mermaids.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:07 pm

No this is perfection

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
October 22, 2022 2:33 pm

yes, hold the handrail for protection?

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 21, 2022 4:30 pm

She must be really ticklish.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
October 21, 2022 5:09 pm

That, or he’s got a tongue like Gene Simmons!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
October 21, 2022 6:53 pm

or teeth like a Rottweiler

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 21, 2022 7:42 pm

Somebody stole my home video!!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
October 22, 2022 8:30 pm

That’s funny….This is the secret vid i took of my neighbor

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anonymous
October 22, 2022 9:23 pm

I need a higher fence.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
October 22, 2022 2:35 pm

dammit Nkit, hide that picture. If my wife sees it I’m a goner.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Red Byrd
October 22, 2022 9:24 pm

My wife.knows nothing of TBP or FF.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:19 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:49 pm

Is that a swimming pool? Looks to be … and if so, why would you need it if the ocean’s only 25′ away?

fujigm
fujigm
  Anthony Aaron
October 21, 2022 5:55 pm

Because.

Diversity.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anthony Aaron
October 21, 2022 7:45 pm

To rinse the sand out of your twat after being in the ocean. Duh.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Anthony Aaron
October 22, 2022 2:36 pm

some of the rich folks prefer fresh water dipping.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 22, 2022 10:10 am

looks all peaceful and serene right now…wonder how it holds up during a hurricane?

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  Anonymous
October 22, 2022 2:34 pm

That would also rinse the sand out of your twat after being in the ocean

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:19 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 21, 2022 6:55 pm

Canineosaurus rex

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:19 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 21, 2022 7:30 pm

That explains the blue corn chips.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:21 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:16 pm

Anybody remember Jacqueline Bisset in a movie called “The Deep”?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Machinist
October 21, 2022 7:31 pm

You ask and don’t post a pic?

Machinist
Machinist
  MrLiberty
October 21, 2022 7:37 pm

Better than a pic.
[youtube

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:23 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:17 pm

The Graduate

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Machinist
October 21, 2022 7:33 pm

Way more attractive than Anne Bancroft.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:24 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 21, 2022 7:51 pm

Friday Frog Fail.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:24 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:18 pm

I could probably gum that. (damn dentist)

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:25 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:20 pm

Paulie? Won’t see her no more.”

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
October 22, 2022 2:39 pm

with those legs she could snap you in half?

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:25 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 21, 2022 7:34 pm

Talented beaver.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  MrLiberty
October 22, 2022 10:07 am

Those are the best kind.

jimmy
jimmy
  nkit
October 23, 2022 8:21 pm

I like a beaver that can really work the wood

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:26 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:10 pm

I am really late to the party this week and this had only got 1 upvote by now. I’m beginning to wonder about you guys.

fujigm
fujigm

Everybody else is late, too.
Fashionably.
Here’s one up from me.
Think of it as a participation trophy.
Just so you’re not wondering….

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:27 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 21, 2022 7:35 pm

Those look like they might be chafing. Can I rub this on them???

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:28 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:11 pm

Yes! But bc the mrs is off to work .

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  nkit
October 22, 2022 2:39 pm

Thanks to joe and the gang, I may never know that feeling

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
October 21, 2022 10:41 pm

Jim and Dani….the early years

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:29 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 21, 2022 5:16 pm

OK, but I live in 2022 and my trust is an absolute zero. It looks like she’s “packin”. I’m with Reagan on this one; trust but verify. Otherwise, I have to assume the worst.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
October 21, 2022 6:03 pm

Looks like a nice, full vulva.
This area will fill with blood when excited, and create what you see here.
But don’t worry, I’ll check it out for you.
You can’t find the treasure until you slay the dragon.

nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 21, 2022 4:31 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
October 22, 2022 12:47 am

Charles Dana Gibson
The originato of the ‘gibson girl’
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 22, 2022 12:48 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 22, 2022 12:49 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 22, 2022 12:50 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 22, 2022 12:51 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 22, 2022 12:53 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 22, 2022 12:54 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 22, 2022 12:56 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 22, 2022 1:00 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 22, 2022 1:03 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 22, 2022 1:06 am

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
October 22, 2022 10:20 am

I really appreciate his artist skill for this style. I also appreciate his skill at making an average looking lady look very attractive. Irene’s sisters had nothing on her.

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