Submitted by aka.attrition
Source 1: https://www.wired.com/2009/07/military-researchers-develop-corpse-eating-robots/
Source 2: https://www.mysterious-times.com/2018/05/17/military-researchers-develop-corpse-eating-robots/
Military Researchers Develop Corpse-Eating Robots
From the file marked “Evidently, many scientists have never seen even one scary sci-fi movie”: The Defense Department is funding research into battlefield robots that power themselves by eating human corpses. What could possibly go wrong?
Since they apparently don’t own TVs or DVD players, researchers at Robotic Technology say the robots will collect organic matter, which “could” include human corpses, to use for fuel. But if you picked up anything on flesh-eating robots over the years you know they’ll ignore that tasty soybean field and make a chow line right to the nearest dead body. And, if the machines can’t find enough dead people to eat, they can always make new ones.
Researchers seem to get a kick out of ensuring the demise of the human species, so the project is called the Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot, or EATR. Wired.com readers looking to save time and trouble are invited to begin marinating themselves in a mix of 10W30 and Heinz 57 Sauce immediately.
I would like to suggest the first prototypes be field tested in Davos.
Sometime in May would work.
There is an upcoming meeting in Egypt that would be a good place to test them, as well.
Fuck em.
Robots gotta eat.
Same as buzzards.
!!!
Soylent green is . . . robot food?
For finicky robots the only choice is S-oil-ent red.
Robot food? Not quite. Robot poop.
Outstanding observation……
To celebrate the new year perhaps even earlier.
But have they programmed the AI with the proper LBGTQXYZ+ pronouns?
That’s funny!
My first thought was of my old cat Vinny.
He would eat everything but the digestive tract of all of his conquests.
Just a gut pile on the garage floor, with some odd fur or feathers.
Even these bots might shy away from the alphabet crowd.
God only knows what you’d find in there.
Gerbils?
Hammers.
Paul Piglosi’s keys?
I’d love to see them released on the cadavers controlling Congress.
Same!
I was thinking that this’d make the next Jan. 6th more entertaining….
Democrat voters beware!
Nah, they’re already dead . . . or Dominion algorithms.
Just because they are consumed by a robot does not mean they will not continue to vote straight line dem ticket
The Democratic motto. The best voters are dead voters as they always do what we say.
Self-cleaning dystopia.
“Come with me if you want to eat. “
Will Whirr For Food
You think the GOP is going to defend anything the military wants. LOL.
Sorry, defund, not defend. Damn spellchecker.
What sick people come up with this stuff.
People who only ask “could we” rather than “should we” …
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I worked in the weapons & tactics section of Marine Corps Base Camp Pendleton in the mid-’60s … and was involved in testing and evaluating top secret weapons platforms that had either recently been adopted or were about to be adopted.
I learned back then that there are some really, really sick minds out there … designing all sorts of weaponry that would make We The People cringe if they knew about even 25% of it …
Good old DARPA…….wasting time and resources on the worst ideas on the planet.
What’s the problem? OUR robots will be good robots. I bet they will have a flag decal on their shiny steel shoulder. Our good robots will only eat bad people corpses. You know, corpses like Nazi corpses, and Taliban corpses. Every Memorial Day our church will honor our brave veteran robots who have protected us from the other robots, the bad robots.