What are your craziest conspiracy thoughts? I’ll give you 2 of mine.

1. What if we are being ruled (or will soon be ruled) by holograms?

2. What if the purpose of all the jab scare is to get everyone to stop taking/accepting any vaccines to the point we all succumb to a bad outbreak of polio or something of that caliber?

Click to visit the TBP Store for Great TBP Merchandise

Author: Glock-N-Load

Simply a concerned, freedom loving American.

Subscribe
Notify of
guest
100 Comments
Gary
Gary
December 14, 2022 7:28 pm

#1
Jon Levi did this video on the moon being a hologram of the earth, but the portion of the earth we are familiar with is actually a crater on the moon:

#2
The Orange Man is literally Hilter reincarnate, who came back to personally murder millions of people and usher in Armageddon.

ICE-9
ICE-9
  Gary
December 14, 2022 9:53 pm

The world’s craziest conspiracy theory is that there are no conspiracies.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Gary
December 14, 2022 10:58 pm

I would vote for any guy named Hilter.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gary
December 15, 2022 7:12 am

Is the hologram flat too?

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Anonymous
December 15, 2022 10:19 am

Well you don’t see holographic water running off it, do you??

proof it is flat

JIMSKI
JIMSKI
December 14, 2022 7:35 pm

My favorite conspiracy theory is that voting works and is not a lie to think voters are in charge of the country.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  JIMSKI
December 14, 2022 9:23 pm

The best thing about being a Conspiracy Theorist is not having Myocarditis….

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
December 14, 2022 7:35 pm

Number 1: What would change?

Number 2: Mankind made it from the Creation to the 19th century without vaccines, we’ll be just fine.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  hardscrabble farmer
December 14, 2022 7:46 pm

True … but the forces of evil present in the world the past 100 or so years are seeking to not only de-throne God … but to replace God with computer code and genetic manipulation.

What … could … possibly … go … wrong?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  hardscrabble farmer
December 14, 2022 7:53 pm

My feeling is that evolution is true, but that does not change your point #2. As a species we survived, and probably were stronger overall, without vaccines for a very long time. Some died. Everybody does eventually.

From a purely objective (and yes, heartless) point of view, keeping the weak and sick alive long enough to breed is not good for long term herd health. Our situation today may actually be the result of keeping the inferior specimens alive in spite of nature’s efforts to cull them.

None of this should be considered a call for eugenics on my part, to be clear. Just exploration of ideas.

m
m
  Anonymous
December 15, 2022 6:25 am

But then you should be categorically against Social Security, Rentenkasse, or any other kind of pension scheme – anybody who not formed part of a couple which managed to give birth and raise offspring that support them in old age, deserves to die from lack of support if their savings run out.
Just from a purely objective point of view.

javelin
javelin
  Anonymous
December 15, 2022 6:29 am

you just espoused the most basic tenet of Eugenics and then essentially say, “but don’t call me a eugenicist”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  javelin
December 15, 2022 7:22 am

Espoused? SMH.

FFS, context.

m
m
  javelin
December 15, 2022 8:59 am

According to that logic, anybody not espousing unlimited open borders is at least somewhat an eugenicist (they might die because of worse conditions in their homeland!)

GNL
GNL
  hardscrabble farmer
December 14, 2022 8:31 pm

Now, what’s YOUR craziest conspiracy thoughts?

flash
flash
  GNL
December 15, 2022 7:21 am

See David Icke for ref.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  GNL
December 15, 2022 10:03 am

Graham Hancock.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  hardscrabble farmer
December 14, 2022 9:06 pm

And the things that radically improved health were about sanitary sewage removal, water quality improvements, refrigeration, understanding of bacteria and sterilization of food preparation areas, etc…..not vaccines.

my2cents
my2cents
  MrLiberty
December 15, 2022 9:10 am

I’m not waving the flag for obgyn’s but the reduction in still birth rates & death of mothers at time of birth had a huge impact on society in general. This is seldom recognized by the general public. The direction the TPTB are taking us now may negatively impact that former success. Only time will tell I figure.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  my2cents
December 15, 2022 7:15 pm

A lot of that came from doctors washing their hands between patients. An idea that was at first rejected as anti-science.

m
m
  hardscrabble farmer
December 15, 2022 5:53 am

“Mankind made it from the Creation to the 19th century without vaccines, the survivors will be just fine.”
FIFY

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
December 14, 2022 8:13 pm

What happened to the diesel shortage?

I’m beginning to think they just make up scary shit to keep people in a constant state of fear.

GNL
GNL
  Mary Christine
December 14, 2022 8:28 pm

Haha, damn good question.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  Mary Christine
December 14, 2022 8:57 pm

That is a definite Yes. Fear is what holds us in the negative worlds. To live a fearless life and live in Gods love is what we are all here to learn. It’s called Eckankar, Being a coworker with God.

grace country pastor
grace country pastor
  AKJOHN
December 15, 2022 12:15 pm

We’re called ambassadors (2 Cor 5:19-21 KJB).

Brewer55
Brewer55
  Mary Christine
December 14, 2022 10:19 pm

I think I need to keep a spreadsheet with all the fear porn dates and projections of what is to come. Being on data overload I forgot about the 25 days of fuel left about 90 days ago!

brian
brian
  Brewer55
December 15, 2022 10:23 am

or the economic crash that was supposed to happen a few fridays ago now… sigh so much potential 🙂

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Mary Christine
December 14, 2022 11:20 pm

It was indeed more fear porn, but it was carefully phrased to elicit the greatest fear. We were told that the reserves had fallen to their lowest levels in 40 years or something similar and that we only had a couple of weeks of reserves on hand. But production never stopped, and those who could, ramped up a bit (very little extra capacity though…thanks Brandon/FJB). Additionally, all those food processing plants that were destroyed, slowing consumer purchases thanks to inflation and other issues, etc. also reduced consumption at the same time. If TPTB blow up a diesel refinery (there are very few in the US), that could have a serious impact, but mostly the story was just fearmongering as I don’t think our average reserves are that many weeks normally to begin with….just that they were lower.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mary Christine
December 14, 2022 11:36 pm

They’ve been doing that since before climate change.

m
m
  Mary Christine
December 15, 2022 5:56 am

Now that’s a nice crazy conspiracy theory by you, Mary Christine:
Everything that didn’t happen in the past 3 months, will also never happen in the overseeable future!

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  m
December 15, 2022 9:06 am

Here’s another one from Twitter

m
m
  Mary Christine
December 15, 2022 9:13 am

And if there is enough fossil fuel somewhere, that means it will also be available to me and you tomorrow and in the overseeable future. By definition.

Agreed, thazt’*s even crazier.

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
  Mary Christine
December 15, 2022 9:26 am

“Oil” is abiotic. Didn’t JD Rockefeller coin the term “fossil fuel” to create an image of scarcity?

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  lamont cranston
December 15, 2022 10:41 am

I believe that is correct, Lamont

grace country pastor
grace country pastor
  Mary Christine
December 15, 2022 12:24 pm

Good one. Just the concept of “fossil fuel” to me is patently absurd. How many dinosaurs had to die and just lay there in an enormous pile, not being scavenged upon by anything; eventually, over “millions of years” being covered by layer after layer of debris or sediment; slowly, magically converting flesh and bone into massive deposits of oil. The stupid, it burns.

m
m
  grace country pastor
December 15, 2022 12:54 pm

try ‘trees/plants’ instead of dinosaurs

grace country pastor
grace country pastor
  m
December 15, 2022 1:03 pm

comment image

brian
brian
  grace country pastor
December 15, 2022 1:09 pm

How many dinosaurs had to die and just lay there

Either this is sarcasm or you are ignorant of the Flood and flood dynamics. Which is it??

grace country pastor
grace country pastor
  brian
December 15, 2022 1:52 pm

Oil is abiotic. No dinosaurs were harmed in the making of this product.

brian
brian
  grace country pastor
December 16, 2022 10:38 am

So you don’t understand Flood dynamics then.

piearesquared
piearesquared
December 14, 2022 8:16 pm

I don’t think that we are being ruled by holograms, but it is entirely possible that the heart of the NWO (which actually runs virtually all of the governments on earth) has some sort of aliens or other creatures such as the lizard people that David Icke talks about.

I have heard that theory about the ‘vaccines’ before, but that is pretty unlikely. If the NWO was actually trying to get most people to stop taking vaccines they would hype the fear of them in the MSM and government propaganda, which is the exact opposite of what they are doing. Additionally, if they wanted to accomplish their desired population reduction to 500 million (which is their target world population) using a real pandemic or other bioweapon (as opposed to the imaginary COVID-19) they have plenty of real bioweapons on the shelf ready to go at a moment’s notice. All they need to do is release one of them and not release the vaccine (or antidote) to the general public. But that can easily kill many people that they don’t want to kill. It is far more effective to kill them the way they are actually doing it, which is to scare them into taking a kill shot ‘vaccine’ for an imaginary virus.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  piearesquared
December 14, 2022 8:48 pm

And get them to pay for the privelege.

brewer55
brewer55
December 14, 2022 8:17 pm

5 or 6 years ago I got the shingles vaccine as at that time, I was pretty ignorant about vaccines and the possible side effects. Since Covid (I did not get the jab) and since they have already announced that ALL vaccines going forward will be genitically modifying MRNA types, I’ll never get another one. I’ll take my chances with whatever years I have left in this mortal meat suit.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  brewer55
December 14, 2022 8:58 pm

You are indeed a wise Soul.

m
m
  brewer55
December 15, 2022 5:59 am

Ditto,
except that I see it in no way proven that RU and CN are entirely (i.e on all levels of authority) trying to harm their populations as well, and therefore do not rule out taking a Russian or Chinese vaccine, and obviously administered only outside of US vassal territories.

brewer55
brewer55
  m
December 15, 2022 8:29 am

With what I’ve learned thought the plandemic, on even more homeopathic remedies to boost immune systems, as well as the beneficial effects of HCQ and Ivermectin, combined with Zinc, I’ll take my chances with weathering a storm rather than take chances with unknown injectables. The medical community has proven themselves to be untrustworthy.

m
m
  brewer55
December 15, 2022 8:52 am

I wasn’t limiting my statement to Covid “vaxxes.”
And you -and I- know nothing about the medical community in Russia or China, beyond spotty Western propaganda.

GrungeVet
GrungeVet
December 14, 2022 8:17 pm
Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  GrungeVet
December 15, 2022 10:08 am

Fucking magick that FJB. Pretty creepy.

We are ruled by demonic tools of the B3RG*, that’s who.

Eyes Wide Shut
Eyes Wide Shut
December 14, 2022 8:22 pm

Demonic entities masquerading as aliens will make contact post rapture and convince most people they not God created mankind.

mark
mark
  Eyes Wide Shut
December 14, 2022 8:54 pm

BINGO EYES! (not to hit the Rapture timing debate trip wire my Brother – I’m Pre Wrath (beginning of the 6th Seal) – not Pre Trib.

comment image

ALIENS AND THE END TIMES DECEPTION

Since 1947, UFO sightings, claims of alien abduction, and “government disclosures” have exploded. “Aliens” have appeared in movies, books, cartoons, video games, TV Series, toys: There have been well over 500 movies featuring extraterrestrials and there are hundreds of TV shows/series about aliens. Untold millions of average people now believe that aliens and UFO’s exist. Certainly something is going on, but what?

“Men’s hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth…” (Luke 21:26)

END TIME DECEPTION
The Bible warns that a powerful deception is going to take place in the last days, as mankind enters the time period Christians know as the Tribulation (Matthew 24:24; 2 Thessalonians 2:10-11). A deception so strong that it will keep most people from believing in Jesus despite the impact of millions of people disappearing during the rapture. It is my belief that the alien and UFO phenomena are part of this great deception.

Many scientists (including non-Christians), experts and theologians have come to the conclusion that the UFO phenomena are simply and precisely demonic in origin. This is because virtually all of the incidence of alien abduction or alien/UFO sightings directly parallel demonic activity as demonstrated in the Bible (e.g. BIBLE BELIEVING CHRISTIANS ARE ABSENT ANONG THOSE WHO ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS – ABDUCTIONS END WHEN THE NAME OF JESUS IS INVOKED BY THE ABDUCTEE etc.). See: 10

REASONS WHY ALIENS ARE ACTUALLY FALLEN ANGELS OR DEMONS

UFOlogist John Keel has said: “The UFO manifestations seem to be, by and large, merely minor variations of the age-old demonological phenomenon…”[1]

It is obvious the entire UFO/abduction phenomenon is a deception. The big question is, could this be the strong deception of the end times? The Bible doesn’t directly address the issue, but it is certainly plausible, for a variety of reasons…

1. A UFO abduction could be used as an explanation for the Rapture.

comment image

If interested MOUR here:

https://www.christianevidence.net/2019/02/aliens-and-end-times-deception.html

Herc
Herc
  mark
December 14, 2022 10:39 pm

Bill cooper used to say they will use aliens to usher in one world govt and globalization..outside threat to unite us

flash
flash
  Herc
December 15, 2022 7:25 am

Although fiction, this is how it will most likely go down…even got the prion disease angle, before it was one.

The Façade Saga (2 book series)

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  flash
December 15, 2022 9:08 am

There are some really interesting conspiracies in those books. He said he was going to write a 3rd novel. I guess the cancer slowed him down.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Eyes Wide Shut
December 14, 2022 9:31 pm

Here is the problem with that. Those aliens didn’t just come out of nowhere. Someone else had to create them.

Iggy
Iggy
December 14, 2022 8:31 pm

I believe the aliens are in charge and are actively ridding the planet of the human infestation.

flash
flash
  Iggy
December 15, 2022 7:26 am

Yep…Deep Shekels is definitely alien.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
December 14, 2022 8:51 pm

I am a big dreamer and I studied dreams and their meaning for about 45 years. A random dream from 2014 said Australia was ruled by a communistic puppet government. The more I researched it, the more I found out it was true. The obvious wonder in my mind is what other countries are puppet governments. I thought there might be a bunch. Then 2020 and the Plandemic came. My most terrible dream came true. Most if not all countries are puppets of the Global Cabal Banksters. I’ll fight them bastards till my last breath, and I will not submit one iota.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  AKJOHN
December 14, 2022 9:03 pm

Just bought two boxes of shotguns shells and a new handle for my double sided axe. The handle fit perfect, and I am sharping it up tomorrow. I might have good use for them before this is over.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  AKJOHN
December 14, 2022 9:30 pm

What other countries are/have “puppet governments”?

That’s easy….

All of ‘Em…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Saxons Wrath
December 15, 2022 6:53 pm

The ones with central banks.

Cricket
Cricket
December 14, 2022 9:15 pm

I agree item 2 is likely true: “What if the purpose of all the jab scare is to get everyone to stop taking/accepting any vaccines to the point we all succumb to a bad outbreak of polio or something of that caliber?”

Favorite internet conspiracy: JFK Jr. faked his death and is just waiting for the right moment to emerge from hiding after all these years.

cricket
cricket
  Cricket
December 15, 2022 8:55 am

Someone else (above) is using my name and posting long after I started to do so. FYI This is not me, the original cricket, but another person. Saw it before, saying something now.
Now posting as cricket the First, formerly the original ‘ cricket’.

pyrrhuis
pyrrhuis
December 14, 2022 9:21 pm

Polio is a rare disease caused by poor sanitation, which generally has severe effects in only 1-2% of cases…not happening until the collapse, and probably not then…

Fred Derf
Fred Derf
  pyrrhuis
December 15, 2022 5:18 pm

I seem to recall Jonas Salk at the end of his life saying that polio is heavy metal poisoning and that the vaccines caused millions of cases of it.

clbrto
clbrto
December 14, 2022 9:26 pm

1 flat earth

2 vaccines are all satanic poison

James
James
December 14, 2022 9:41 pm

My crazy conspiracy thought is that some folks DO NOT believe the world revolves around me!

Damn fools!

comment image

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Glock-N-Load
December 15, 2022 10:10 am

Love makes the world go round but hate is the axis on which it turns.

bobdog
bobdog
December 14, 2022 10:32 pm

“That’s what they’ll think we’re thinkin’, but we’ll be thinkin’ how to know what they’re thinkin’.”

“Uh, Booga…..”

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 14, 2022 10:36 pm

1. What if the purpose of all the jab scare is to get everyone to stop taking/accepting Vaccine and then release a virus that the vaccine works against. The people that survive are the ones that took vaccine by they were they most scared and easily manipulated all the critical thinkers die off…The ones that survive will never question taking the vaccine ever again.

2. What if pharmaceutical companies and govt forcing people to take a shot they know will kill them don’t care because they know huge asteroid going to hit is within a decade and having 30 million population is more manageable to controL during a cataclysm than 330 million people

Nurse Ratched
Nurse Ratched
December 14, 2022 10:55 pm

I was discussing with a friend, the idea that the vx culls the compliant, and what to make of that. How plausible is it that the top dogs aren’t Americans, and don’t relate to an American mindset, and just weren’t taking seriously the possibility of mass refusal? We assume that the ones behind the scenes understand the American mindset. Other cultures, it’s different. I’m trying to train a couple Indian workers right now. No creativity. Good rule followers, but no innovation. Maybe they are exceptions, but I sort of doubt it.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
December 14, 2022 11:00 pm

The elites want us to eat vegetables so they can have all the pizza to themselves.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Iska Waran
December 15, 2022 10:28 am

bastards

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 14, 2022 11:22 pm

To confirm they aren’t holograms, let’s try an experiment:

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
December 14, 2022 11:33 pm

1. Because of Fukushima everyone is suffering from RAIDS being covered up by VAIDS.
2. The Earth is just an Alien Outpost for supplies to Harvest before the Terraforming for our new inhabitants. Our #1 product is “Spent Fuel” and #2 Children.
3. Mars is currently already Occupied. Sorry Elon.
4. The are many different Humanoid species on and in the Earth. Nordiques, Reptilians etc…

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  BabbleOn
December 14, 2022 11:42 pm

I googled Nordiques and they are apparently an alien race of hot chicks with a foot on their cooter.
comment image

NBerinKS
NBerinKS
  Iska Waran
December 15, 2022 10:35 am

The Nordiques moved from Quebec City to Denver in May 1995 and became the Colorado Avalanche. Just FYI.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  NBerinKS
December 15, 2022 1:20 pm

Now all that’s left is the toilet seat Mtl Canadians. Quebec(Canad’uh as a whole) is circling the drain. And yes you did Make Me Laughs.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
December 15, 2022 12:28 am

Glock. Good nutrition, sanitation and hygiene were the main cures for Polio and smallpox. Not Vaccines. The Fauch, himself, has talked about this..

m
m
  AKJOHN
December 15, 2022 6:31 am

I think you are mixing up “cure for” and “protection against”

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 15, 2022 5:56 am

1. Their is intelligent life in outer-space. (hard to believe as there is so little intelligent life on Earth)
2. That liberals are trying to help people.
I am a bit of a cynic!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 15, 2022 6:12 pm

Their is intelligent life in outer-space. (hard to believe as there is so little intelligent life on Earth)

Irony overload.

m
m
December 15, 2022 6:17 am

#1
In line with Synchronicity, the USSA today is where the USSR was sometime around 1917.
It will also take 70 years for the USSA to finally implode; that is if we can avoid all-out nuclear war over the next 10 years.

#2
Christianity was invented by da joos as a kind of ‘Judaism for the masses’ (or less euphemistic ‘judaism for the dumb’), but then got out of hand and developed a life of its own – mostly by exposing the inherent flaw in Judaism, which claims to be a universally true religion that however cannot universally take all of humanity in as its members.

VOWG
VOWG
December 15, 2022 6:58 am

Look reality in the face and ignore the insanity.

flash
flash
December 15, 2022 7:12 am

Dude, get back on your meds.
Polio vaccines killed more people than the shit tainted water that caused polio ever did.

flash
flash
  flash
December 15, 2022 7:29 am

lol…sorry … scrolling thru and saw the polio comment a s statement. My bad.

Leah
Leah
December 15, 2022 9:15 am

Seems like they’re telling us about an enterovirus that may or may not be polio. FJB looks like a hologram. Is he?

My conspiracy theories are locked in my brain…for now.

Boogie
Boogie
December 15, 2022 9:32 am

1# I’m from the government and I’m here to help you.
2# Paying taxes are your patriotic duty.

Both shrouded in conspiratorial lies.

Conspiracy – An agreement to perform together an illegal, wrongful, or subversive act

Administrator
Administrator
December 15, 2022 9:48 am
Guest
Guest
  Administrator
December 15, 2022 10:30 am

Right! The solar road signs around here are basically off about 8 months of the year between snow and clouds.

brian
brian
  Administrator
December 15, 2022 10:41 am

comment image

James
James
  brian
December 15, 2022 10:50 am

Oh sure,that is “happening” in leaf land!

That falls under delusional thinking,not conspiracy!

brian
brian
  James
December 15, 2022 11:15 am

I may have to ride down to edumacate you better on canukistani ways…
comment image

Anonymous
Anonymous
  brian
December 15, 2022 6:23 pm

Sons of Arctic-y

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 15, 2022 6:15 pm

Someone has never heard of Rain-X.

My panels are at 50 degrees from horizontal, much like the pictured. The snow slides right off. Those are dirty panels so “sticky”.

Empty
Empty
December 15, 2022 10:22 am

I don’t know about #1, I haven’t given that much thought. But #2, I’ll go a step further. Not only am I no longer willing to have any significant surgery, except for my occasional need to have a pesky lipoma removed. But anything else, nope, I’ll just die. Then, it gets even shakier. I anticipate no longer even being willing to eat a single thing that comes from the grocery store. I think the Bill Gates of the world will begin putting life-ending items in the food supply and even directly in food. Fortunately, I think we’re okay for a few years if I get to that point. Then, there’s the public water and I don’t just mean the water treatment facility that sanitizes and distributes water throughout my town. I’m talking about putting undetectable nano-whatever into the river where the water comes from. I expect I’ll be totally looney before too many years. So your theories aren’t crazy to me at all.

Guest
Guest
December 15, 2022 10:38 am

Mine has to do with doppelgängers, doubles and possible clones, and just plain fake people. Those life like full mask things.
There is some weird stuff out there. Take for instance that one of what’s his name the Supreme Court guy and his ‘accuser’.
I do really think something is going on.
One of the least is Biden, a closed White House, etc.

BL
BL
  Guest
December 15, 2022 11:24 am

Guest- I am pretty sure some of my family have been taken over by pod people or the alien invasion started a few years ago and these family members are “walk-ins” of an alien race. Aliens are here now, they won’t be arriving in massive space ships, they enter from interdimensional realms into human hosts.