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34 Comments
James
James
March 4, 2023 9:41 am

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Mary Christine
Mary Christine
March 4, 2023 10:30 am

Seen on Twitter:

I just did my taxes! I owe Ukraine $8500!

CCRider
CCRider
  Administrator
March 4, 2023 11:40 am

As in “don’t let a good emergency go to waste”.

B_MC
B_MC
March 4, 2023 10:44 am

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rhs jr
rhs jr
  B_MC
March 4, 2023 10:53 am

The middle picture shows two trophies for her Liberal Feminism.

CCRider
CCRider
  B_MC
March 4, 2023 11:41 am

I hope he gets the other eye too.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  CCRider
March 4, 2023 4:18 pm

Wait for it!…

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  B_MC
March 4, 2023 3:20 pm

Like father, like son. Women who have a black boyfriend/husband are 16 times more likely to be the victims of abuse or violence than those with white boyfriends/husbands.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  B_MC
March 4, 2023 4:17 pm

Looks like she might have just missed the big black head on the down-stroke. Nothing to be alarmed about! I hear those things are hard and big as a doorknob! Injuries are bound to happen.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 4, 2023 4:21 pm

Also? ANY alibi that involves whipping out the old Johnson is PURE GOLD! Fuckin’ stupid PO-PO’s!

Bill Clinton figured that shit out in the 90’s!

Ken31
Ken31
  B_MC
March 4, 2023 9:58 pm

Burn the coal, pay the toll.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
March 5, 2023 7:27 am

What do you tell a white woman with two black eyes? Nothing you aint told her twice already.

B_MC
B_MC
March 4, 2023 10:46 am

Get Woke, Go Broke: Christian School in Missouri Goes Bankrupt After Embracing the Radical-Left LGBTQ Agenda

Urban Christian Academy in Kansas City is a private, K-8 school which provides tuition-free education for low-income students.

The school had always preached inclusivity in accordance to the teachings of Jesus Christ. The first part of their mission statement correctly notes that Jesus welcomes everyone.

But last year they decided to go woke. The school’s administrators added language expressing how were an “affirming school” and “stand with LGBTQIA+ and believe in their holiness.”

The decision-makers believed this would not be problematic.

Immediately following the new language being added, multiple churches withdrew their support, cutting off 80% of the school’s funding.

Get Woke, Go Broke: Christian School in Missouri Goes Bankrupt After Embracing the Radical-Left LGBTQ Agenda

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  B_MC
March 4, 2023 3:22 pm

The market takes care of problems that politicians generally make worse.

Euddie
Euddie
  MrLiberty
March 4, 2023 9:59 pm

The goal was to close the school.
Mission accomplished.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
March 4, 2023 5:35 pm

their mission statement correctly notes that Jesus welcomes everyone

While omitting the thing that Jesus welcomes everyone to do.
Namely, repent.

Obbledy
Obbledy
  Anonymous
March 5, 2023 6:41 am

Yeah,they like to leave out the “go and sin no more” part.

B_MC
B_MC
March 4, 2023 10:54 am

Want to see where a company stands on the woke spectrum? While not directly addressing the issue, this searchable website might give you an idea on a company’s ideology….

Spotlight Report:

Corporate Bias Ratings

1792 Exchange has assessed 1,000+ companies’ policies, practices, and other relevant criteria to determine the likelihood a company will cancel a contract or client, or boycott, divest, or deny services based on views or beliefs.

Example: United Airlines

Summary:

United Airlines canceled a business contract with the NRA over activist pressure. The company has also drawn controversy for its strict enforcement of a vaccine mandate, including punishing employees with a religious exemption with temporary unpaid leave. There are no religious or viewpoint protections for employees. United Airlines actively supports the Equality Act and transgender participation in women’s and girls’ sports. It has donated to Planned Parenthood in the past. For these reasons, United Airlines receives a “High Risk” rating.

https://1792exchange.com/spotlightreports/

Klingon
Klingon
March 4, 2023 11:06 am

Next time someone says : ” We need new conspiracy theories , all the old ones came true ”

Ask if they have read the declaration of war on humanity that is – SILENT WEAPONS FOR QUIET WARS

Gadsden flag
Gadsden flag
March 4, 2023 11:38 am

It came from a lab. It did not leak from a lab. It did not leak.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Gadsden flag
March 4, 2023 8:53 pm

Yep. It came from a US lab, and was released in Wuhan so that the Chinese get blamed. Nothing else explains all the US actions to prepare for a lockdown, pandemic, massive social control, jab creation, and legislation, BEFORE the supposed leak happened.

Obbledy
Obbledy
  Gadsden flag
March 5, 2023 6:43 am

Sure it did!,it unscrewed the lid and crawled out like an octopus!……

Sorry,couldn’t resist….

Klingon
Klingon
March 4, 2023 12:00 pm

” Unrestrained ” – this is why they have no problem killing so many people.

“The technotronic era involves the gradual appearance of a more controlled society. Such a society would be dominated by an elite,—- unrestrained by traditional values. —
Soon it will be possible to assert almost continuous surveillance over every citizen and maintain up-to-date complete files containing even the most personal information about the citizen. These files will be subject to instantaneous retrieval by the authorities. ”

― Zbigniew Brzezinski, Between Two Ages: America’s Role in the Technetronic Era

” World Economic Forum ” sounds much nicer and softer than ‘ new world order ‘, its still the same thing.

The Researcher
@listen_2learn
This guy runs down what is going on in a very succinct manner. Here is the first 9 minutes or so but I suggest watching the entire video.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 4, 2023 12:06 pm

We were wrong about Original Antigen Sin
We were wrong about ADE
We were wrong about natural immunity
We were wrong about an actual virus lab leak

But we got the most important thing right. We didn’t vaccinate.

Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu
March 4, 2023 12:59 pm

They only call you conspiracy theorist because they can’t call you ” wrong “

Klingon
Klingon
March 4, 2023 3:55 pm

Every speaker at CPAC event today : We’re Gonna ….. We’re Gonna ….. We’re Gonna ….

Seen this movie.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Klingon
March 4, 2023 4:24 pm

They DONE shit and fell back in it. No encores.

bucknp
bucknp
March 4, 2023 10:17 pm

The blonde on the Cheezits is the black Rudy Giuliani. To his credit, while I don’t don’t know about the flip to black, drag queens seem to be “normal” for a long time in NYC. He, he, ha, ha, brings out the laughter in NYC peeps looking for entertainment.