Oscar For Best Actor Goes To Volodymyr Zelensky

Via The Babylon Bee

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HOLLYWOOD — On Sunday, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences awarded the Oscar for best actor in a leading role to a young Ukrainian man for his hard work on and off the screen. Volodymyr Zelenskyy is the first person who identifies as a world leader to win an Oscar.

Zelenskyy received a standing ovation as he walked down the aisle of the historic Dolby Theater to accept the golden Oscar statue, which sources confirm he later sold to Brendan Fraser.

While waving the Oscar statuette around wildly, he said, “For all the little boys and girls who look like me watching tonight, this is a beacon of hope and possibility. I am the world’s greatest hero!”

“Also, please send more money for bombs.”

He dedicated his win to President Biden, whom he referred to as “a nice old man who gives out sour candy.”

This is the first time in its 95-year history that The Academy has ever awarded the Oscar for best actor to an individual who appeared in no movies in the past year. It also marks the first time a winner was not even listed among the nominees.

At publishing time, Zelenskyy had been seen outside the Dolby Theater asking stars to donate their goody bags.

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6 Comments
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
March 13, 2023 8:59 pm

He is short enough to be a Hollywood actor. He’d need to change that name, though, to something easier, like Volodymyr Gentileskyy.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 13, 2023 10:05 pm

The people who had the Biden signs in their front yards in 2020 are taking the money out of your wallet to support the loser faggot.

Make them remember.

luke2236
luke2236
March 13, 2023 11:32 pm

More truth than poetry here…

Rod
Rod
March 14, 2023 12:18 am

Baffled why Volo did not make special mention of Ms Yellen as one whom he looks up to daily.

WDS
WDS
March 14, 2023 8:40 am

Heh, most of the time he’s dressed a lot like Fidel Castro.

BL
BL
March 14, 2023 9:22 am

Did he wear his high heels with that tux? The Academy loves fags.