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NASA Unveils Next-Gen Spacesuit For Upcoming Moon Mission

NASA and the Houston-based aerospace company Axiom Space revealed next-generation spacesuits that astronauts would wear on the Artemis III moon mission.

Compared to the inflexible Apollo suits that astronauts were equipped with over 50 years, the new suits are designed to be more flexible, said Russell Ralston, deputy program manager at Axiom Space.

“Axiom Space’s Artemis III spacesuit will be ready to meet the complex challenges of the lunar south pole and help grow our understanding of the Moon in order to enable a long-term presence there,” Michael T. Suffredini, Axiom Space president and CEO, wrote in a press release

The new Axiom Extravehicular Mobility Unit (AxEMU) spacesuit was on full display at Space Center Houston’s Moon 2 Mars Festival on Wednesday. A “full fleet” of training spacesuits will be delivered to NASA by late this summer.

Here’s a better view of the spacesuit.

The moon mission is slated for launch from Kennedy Space Center in Florida atop the Space Launch System in 2025 with four astronauts. And, of course, NASA went ‘woke’ by recently saying the “crew will be selected from among the most diverse astronaut in history.”

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Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
March 17, 2023 8:28 am

They selected the four candidates from Walmart Freaks of the Week at TBP!

Just Thinking
Just Thinking
  Euddolen ap Afallach
March 17, 2023 8:33 am

Hell, now a days, those folks look normal compared to the freaks .gov hires.

AlternativeReality
AlternativeReality
  Just Thinking
March 17, 2023 1:18 pm

1970s predictive programming?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
March 17, 2023 8:37 am

This is what I envisioned…and I wasn’t far wrong…

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 17, 2023 11:31 am

Shouldn’t her jeans have holes in the buttocks?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
March 17, 2023 1:12 pm

So the whole perpendicular thrust to line of travel thing didn’t give you pause. Went straight to the ass, din’tcha?

AlternativeReality
AlternativeReality
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 17, 2023 1:19 pm

“Proctology. There’s a career. You start at the bottom and stay there.”

~Dangerfield

bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
March 17, 2023 8:40 am

What’s the point? You have to actually make it to the moon at least once before planning to walk on it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  bidenTouchesKids
March 17, 2023 11:35 am

Speaking of which whatever became of Artemis 1?

Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
  Anonymous
March 17, 2023 12:15 pm

Speaking of which whatever became of Artemis 1?

“Dufrane Party of Two”
__________

You have to actually make it to the moon at least once before planning to walk on it.

Soundstages don’t count.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Euddolen ap Afallach
March 17, 2023 3:08 pm

Oh believe me I am well aware!

Boogie
Boogie
March 17, 2023 8:41 am

Trannies in space, should go pretty well considering they already live a lie. NASA can sell novelty items like space dildos and lunar butt plugs.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Boogie
March 17, 2023 9:48 am

I see the makings of a movie script. Bob P is a writer, so maybe he can come up with the script to pitch to Hollyweird.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  TN Patriot
March 17, 2023 10:07 am

Just what we need…more predictive programming!

Boogie
Boogie
  TN Patriot
March 17, 2023 10:29 am

Children’s story hour from space. A whole new meaning to the term “the moon shot”.

“One of these days Alice, Pow! right to the moon”

Boogie
Boogie
  Boogie
March 17, 2023 10:39 am
The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Boogie
March 17, 2023 10:06 am

Would it surprise you to learn that NASA has already studied deep space sex? I shit you not. Apparently you need “equipment” and what not. That was like 10 or 15 years ago if memory serves.

AlternativeReality
AlternativeReality
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 17, 2023 12:19 pm

Apparently you need “equipment”

Otherwise it just smushing mutilated body parts together.

Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 17, 2023 4:07 pm

NASA has already studied deep space sex

They have been studying Uranus for decades.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 17, 2023 9:58 pm

I don’t know about that but at least in the past women were required to have hysterectomies or whatever before they could go. Whether to not have fucked up radiation babies or because it kept them halfway sane, I have no idea.

Uturn
Uturn
  Anonymous
March 19, 2023 8:55 pm

Got to keep those script writers busy. Making up bullshit rules for something that never happened and never will.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
March 17, 2023 8:48 am

The Firmament is a hoax.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  BabbleOn
March 17, 2023 10:07 am

Tell it to the dry land.

:o)

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 17, 2023 11:07 am

You know, I saw a comment that I’m a troll. I am not, I have only said things which I believe to be true. That said, I think I’ve won Most Downvotes of the week! Maybe Admin could run an analysis and do an article on most hated and loved comments by folks. And end of week wrap up….

anon a moos
anon a moos
  BabbleOn
March 17, 2023 11:25 am

I dv’d you on that. just because ur probably a white priviledged nazi. possibly a canukistani too, doubly worster

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  anon a moos
March 17, 2023 11:41 am

That what is awesome about TBP. Everyone is always willing to help a buddy out!

anon a moos
anon a moos
  BabbleOn
March 17, 2023 11:47 am

We are the edgy sort. If I up vote this comment will that cancel my DV??

Oh what the hell, gonna do it anyway.

BL
BL
  anon a moos
March 17, 2023 11:50 am

Babble- My record is-88, did you beat that? Our dear departed SSS had the record at -200.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  BL
March 17, 2023 11:57 am

Wow, Well…. Can you help a buddy out? Hey who is SSS? Must be before I started posting.

BL
BL
  BabbleOn
March 17, 2023 12:09 pm

SSS was one of the three original BIG DOGS, due to advanced age, he was not as verbal as Stucky or Llpoh but a character for sure. I rarely agreed with SSS but back then most people thought I was the village idiot for my views on just about everything which are exactly the same today. SSS and I both agreed pot should be decriminalized, now they sell it all over the country. Times change and people’s perceptions change.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  BL
March 17, 2023 1:21 pm

Times change and people’s perceptions change.

…especially if they’re smokin’ dat sweet stinky weed!

BL
BL
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 17, 2023 3:50 pm

Scru- I don’t see any equity in banksters stealing trillions of $$$$ and never go to jail, while a dude gets busted with over an oz. of weed and he’s in the can for 5 years. Like I said, I knew they were saving pot sales for the time when hyper (and it turns out Covid) limited the tax base for cities/states so pot taxes are very high and they keep the services going.

I like gummies which help my poor old hands that hurt every day.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  BL
March 17, 2023 5:18 pm

I went to Wally World today and every car in the parking lot was reeking of weed. Some good smellin dope. They legalized it, now people smoke and drive all day…..It has become so cheap like an oz for $60. Like cheap alcohol it is being legalized and promoted intentionally, to literally keep peeps doped up all day.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  BL
March 17, 2023 6:46 pm

bl,
do those gummies really help you?
i have a bum back & bum hands/wrists & i’m adverse to taking pain meds —

BL
BL
  TampaRed
March 17, 2023 9:47 pm

Tred- It couldn’t hurt to try the gummies and they are not addicting like opiods which I would never do. When you get old, things go downhill and any relief is welcome so I say give the Delta 9 gummies a chance. Start out with a quarter or a half gummie to see how you do.
Edit: Yes, they really do help me a lot.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  BL
March 17, 2023 11:22 pm

Indeed, BL. The CBD gummies are terrific for sore joints (pun intended) as well as helping Auntie sleep much better.

Always remember as with anything: YMMV.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Aunt Acid
March 18, 2023 6:07 am

TCS finds CBD worthless without a little THC to go with it as God intended.

But maybe that’s just me?

Nah. Can’t be.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  TampaRed
March 18, 2023 6:05 am

Know the difference between THC and CBD and check the ingredients to suit your needs. I prefer smoking to edibles. Much easier to control the dosage that way and the effects don’t last as long as with edibles.

You have to find the strain that works for you. What you’re shooting for is reduced pain without nodding off. But whatever effect you’re looking for, they got a strain to suit you.

Broke my back, a knee and a rib all at the same time 5 years ago.

Today people see how I carry myself and wonder why the hell I’m in a handicapped spot in the parking lot. These days it’s purely for convenience.

It also helps some people with mental issues, although in others it may make it worse. Gotta keep an eye out for that.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and tell you…”it’s safe and effective”.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  BabbleOn
March 17, 2023 11:58 am

Having pondered on this now I can see where it would go.

The mostest up voted post would be Hardscrabble because he’s the resident sage and it wouldn’t matter what he posted.

The most downvoted would be the one to call everyone a fag, idiot, moran, joo lover, glowie pedo joe supporter, tRump supporter, the usual slurs but more of it. The competition would be hard’n heavy for this prize and it would change ownership often.

And this is without using my crystal balls.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  BabbleOn
March 17, 2023 1:18 pm

Yeah. I saw that. I felt bad but I thought bringing more attention to it would only make it worse.

Remember these two things and you’ll feel better.

People are crazy.

You can’t base your self worth on other people’s opinions of you.

Have a great weekend!

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 17, 2023 2:00 pm

Have a good one.

AlternativeReality
AlternativeReality
  BabbleOn
March 17, 2023 1:25 pm

“The Firmament is a hoax.”

An allegory used to bring levantine neanderthal minds to heal, part of a
larger teaching program.
Very effective in training up billions
to bend the neck.

Train up a boy in the path…..and he will slaughter others for being brought up in their paths.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  AlternativeReality
March 17, 2023 1:31 pm

That is a very insightful. And exactly what I think! We’ve been played since before Neanderthals. And especially Before Christ.
That is why Neanderthals look funny. They had a boot stomping on their face too!

Uturn
Uturn
  BabbleOn
March 19, 2023 8:56 pm

No wonder you call yourself Babble On

m
m
March 17, 2023 9:06 am

Total hoax, space suits aren’t necessary in the first place, as there’s enough oxygen in space.

Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
  m
March 17, 2023 9:24 am

Hilarious!^^^

card802
card802
March 17, 2023 9:12 am

I liked the old white space suits better.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  card802
March 17, 2023 9:36 am

I think you just did a racism.

Horst
Horst
March 17, 2023 9:26 am

The moon Nazis will like the SS black. The Masons the 33 orange.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Horst
March 17, 2023 10:09 am

It makes it harder for the Moon Bats to find you. I’m thinking of ordering one in a 42 long!

anon a moos
anon a moos
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 17, 2023 10:38 am

They have the bright orange reflective tape on them. Is that so the aliens don’t run them over in space?!?

Known Associate
Known Associate
March 17, 2023 9:46 am

That thing won’t even hold in a fart… }:o) Must be the bathrobe of the Lunar Garment Collection.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Known Associate
March 17, 2023 10:11 am

Dear God, I would hope not! That sounds unpleasant!

Gubmint Cheese
Gubmint Cheese
March 17, 2023 9:59 am

Afro-naughts

cz
cz
March 17, 2023 10:08 am

moon mission in 2025…
wait, make it 2030. maybe 2035. can we push it to 2040?

The Sorcha Mathis
The Sorcha Mathis
March 17, 2023 10:09 am

Anyone that trusts nasa at all is a straight-up sucker.

BL
BL
March 17, 2023 10:10 am

Taxpayer dollars to fund the development of this suit- 15 BILLION Dollars

ACTUAL cost of this theatrical prop (suit)- $2,500

**** Because you will believe anything.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
March 17, 2023 10:21 am
BL
BL
  hardscrabble farmer
March 17, 2023 10:30 am

HF- I’m pretty sure at least two of those moon explorers are trannies.

BL
BL
  BL
March 17, 2023 10:34 am

Sorry Boogie, I didn’t see you called the trannies further up the thread. 🙂

Anonymous
Anonymous
  BL
March 17, 2023 1:12 pm

Maybe the two named Koch and Mann?

THAT is right out of central casting, folks.

BL
BL
  Anonymous
March 17, 2023 3:53 pm

I too noticed that.

anonymous
anonymous
  hardscrabble farmer
March 18, 2023 7:24 am

What??? No Chinese. Indian, American Indian, Japanese, he/hers, double spirit people, wokesters?
That’s racist.

anon a moos
anon a moos
March 17, 2023 10:39 am

I want to know if they are pregnancy conformable for all the pilots and crew. Way more important.

Machinist
Machinist
March 17, 2023 11:02 am

I’m surprised the suit doesn’t have a NIKE ‘swoop’ on it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 17, 2023 11:26 am

The first priority is diversity and the second is wokeness .
Sounds like a mission designed to fail !
I thought to be an astronaut it required the best and brightest in top physical condition but now ???
Fat shamed sheboons and transgender fruit cakes are mission prerequisites !
Remember when “FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION” !
Was it James Levels Mom when we as kids prayed for the astronauts in trouble she said she had faith in her son that if NASA could put a washing machine in space MY JIMMY CAN FLY IT !
Guess we won’t hear that type of support today !

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
March 17, 2023 11:31 am

You can’t have a moon mission without Stanley Kubrick.

BL
BL
  lamont cranston
March 17, 2023 11:42 am

Ding, ding, ding, ding, Lamont. When Kubrick died, they LOST the technology to PERFORM a moon mission.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
March 17, 2023 11:34 am

Two hundred million dollars of round table exercises and think tanks and the consensus result is:

“Let’s make it black instead of white.”

Sounds like the result of most corporate C suite months and months of meetings.

Ginger
Ginger
  Svarga Loka
March 17, 2023 11:45 am

And they took the name “Axiom” from the cartoon movie Wall-E.
A whole lot of heavy thinking going on in that think tank.
“If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have?”

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Ginger
March 17, 2023 11:49 am

It actually makes sense. Where else would the clown actors get their ideas from.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  Ginger
March 17, 2023 4:55 pm

You are right! Good catch. I didn’t know, but I asked my kids and they knew immediately that “Axiom” was the spaceship in the movie, given that they have watched it dozens of times.

Long Time Lurker
Long Time Lurker
  Svarga Loka
March 17, 2023 12:20 pm

lol Svarga! “IF” they ever went there, the black suits would be giant heat sponges in the direct sun. Make all the space machines white, but the suits black. so dumb.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Long Time Lurker
March 17, 2023 11:25 pm

So-dumb and go-morons.

anonymous
anonymous
March 17, 2023 11:49 am

NASA is also asking fed gov for 8 BILLION to go back to the moon.
Yee-haw!

Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
  anonymous
March 17, 2023 1:52 pm

NASA is also asking fed gov for 8 BILLION to go back to the moon.

“We’re gonna need a bigger soundstage”

Treefarmer
Treefarmer
  anonymous
March 17, 2023 6:02 pm

I’d rather see it go to Nasa than Ukraine. Imagine what crap Nasa could do with $100 billion!🙂

Ken31
Ken31
  anonymous
March 18, 2023 3:18 pm

Cohencidentally the number they drew out of their butts for how much the wall would cost.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 17, 2023 11:59 am

Oh boy. Another moon landing hoax.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
March 17, 2023 12:42 pm

Rammstein still says it best, comrades:

World War Zero
World War Zero
  Aunt Acid
March 17, 2023 1:04 pm

Awesome, Werner “Wunderbar” von Braun buried en ‘Murka now.
A.A., try “Lindemann – Ach so gern (One Shot Video)” on youtube fur the joy of catering to Englisch spielers.

zappalives
zappalives
March 17, 2023 3:37 pm

Its designed for FAGGOTS.
Has a butthole airlock so democrat FAGGOT/PEDOPHILES can get AIDS in space.

ramAustralia
ramAustralia
March 17, 2023 4:50 pm

Hollywood strikes again!

JGS
JGS
March 17, 2023 5:00 pm

NASA and their spacesuits-BS, more BS, most BS.

Treefarmer
Treefarmer
March 17, 2023 6:10 pm

OK, I know a lot of people here claim we never walked on the moon, and make good points about it. I also know a half dozen retired JPL and NASA engineers who maintain there’s no doubt we did (and make good points about it). They obviously weren’t working at JPL or NASA during the 1960s, but they were serious engineers, not administrators. They are also serious conservatives/libertarians who didn’t get jabbed, never wore masks, and would get along with people here very well. So I don’t know what to make of any of this anymore!

Jobrok obiden
Jobrok obiden
  Treefarmer
March 17, 2023 7:03 pm

And that is another log on the I can’t take anything serious anymore fire. Although the fact that everything they say is a lie does have me leaning towards no way. Now if they said we have never been to the moon then I’d believe they did make it.

ICE-9
ICE-9
March 17, 2023 9:56 pm

Fucking bullshit. What now we’re gonna send niggers and faggots to another fake moon landing. Fuck NASA and fuck Ukraine.

mark
mark
March 18, 2023 10:16 pm

Late to the party…but here are some oldies but goodies…

281,067 views Sep 28, 2013

The Earth is Flat & not Round. NASA has lied to the world since 1959. Brainwashing has continued from an early age until Adulthood & the lies must end. I believed in a Round Earth for over 30 years until I started doing research for months on end… especially my own research on the horizon & perspectives.

This is my first of a series of videos I will do on the subject that the Earth is Flat. Using NASA’s (incorporated under a new name -Redbull-‘s) own footage to prove my point on the deceit on their behalf plus other footage.
Welcome to the Flat Earth, what you’ve been standing on for decades in your whole lifetime. As for those claiming the balloon that went up is not NASA but the Redbull Promotion, there is no other authority other than from NASA to do such, so yes it’s still under their authority. (Music is not my own in this video, and I make no claims of copyright or reproducing.)

8 years ago and still right!

@queenv5082
8 years ago
I love watching this kind of stuff. In this world we must observe all possibilities and question everything. Whether you choose to believe it or not is a choice. It’s certainly better to explore different theories and come up with your own “educated” conclusion rather than simply believing everything we are taught as 100% truth. There is absolutely nothing wrong with having an open mind and views that are different from the mainstream right or wrong.

NASA Admits to the Biblical Flat and Non-Rotating Earth

https://www.miltongoh.net/miltons-blog/nasa-admits-to-the-biblical-flat-earth

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The Freemasons know the truth about the flat earth as well and are committed to hiding the truth.

They hide it in plain sight to MOCK the public.

One of the same reasons they installed Biden…TO MOCK us/U.S.

BL
BL
  mark
March 18, 2023 10:59 pm

mark-Squaring the Circle.

Thunder
Thunder
March 19, 2023 4:18 am

I am not a smart fellow but always wondered how do you take a Dump or a leak in that thing. Anyone ? They would have to take the suit off and then put it back on, sort of a pointless exercise really

Uturn
Uturn
March 19, 2023 8:51 pm

Ha, Ha, Ha. Just another NASA graft. There will be no moon mission- but then they may very well fake like they do everything else.