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Student of History
Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:08 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:31 am

Conspiracy nuts believe this shot was staged in the Arizona desert.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 11:58 am

Only in a place with a large enough hill for that paraglider to gain enough altitude.

bauls
bauls
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 2:13 pm

Don’t spread rumors, I have it on authority it was actully in New Mexico. All these Arizona conspiracies muck up the narrative of where the film crew was ” on the moon”

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  bauls
March 31, 2023 7:32 pm

Area 51.

Student of History
Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:09 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:33 am

It’s okay if you don’t mind pigeons pecking your dick.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 9:38 am

Anyone for squab kabob?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:37 am

“That’s why you always keep your butt down when you’re in a gun fight! There’s always some buster out there with enough of a sense of humor to shoot you there instead of the head!” – John Wayne, Big Jake

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 31, 2023 4:39 pm

That quote is what inspired me to become a dick shooter like Butters Scotch! All you busters better watch out for me!

Student of History
Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:09 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:37 am

So I guess they had to take a picture of every license plate that went by no matter the speed; just one more attack on privacy. A red light camera is heavy handed no matter what pittance they hand out in a lottery.

Student of History
Student of History
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 11:37 am

You do realize, don’t you, that for 25 – 30 years (that I personally am aware of from my time in the US and UK – and now here, that) more traffic lights, pedestrian crossing zones etc than not have NPR cameras that are pointing in all directions installed, and that these cameras feed “dot gov” type euphemistically named traffic “safety monitoring centers” (or similar)?

The same happening in urban(ish) areas all over, and esp. in The West.

So, SINCE that monitoring has already been given “IMPLIED CONSENT,” then we, whom have allegedly / supposedly (though not at all) given that implied consent should get what we can out of that implied consent until it’s both legally and lawfully recognized that We, The People, NEVER gave our informed consent, and that any perceived implied consent is withdrawn.

ken31
ken31
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 2:03 pm

They are calling fusion centers “safety monitoring centers” now? They are just cheeky.

fujigm
fujigm
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:29 pm

Implied consent is legal fiction.
Consent is legally explicit, never implicit.

Student of History
Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:10 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:43 am

Like what? Like no more sex with your wife because your kid is in between you and her?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 9:54 am

You’re making a lot of unwarranted assumptions there, Bob. That could be a cry for help!

Bob P
Bob P
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 31, 2023 10:02 am

Unwarranted assumptions are my stock-in-trade.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 4:40 pm

Well, I just have to admire your dedication!

Student of History
Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:11 am

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:55 am

LOL! That’s my expression ALL THE TIME!

Student of History
Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:12 am

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DanTX
DanTX
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 7:19 pm

Paris does suck so does Lyon. The smaller towns and cities in France are all pretty nice.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 10:32 pm

even Rickles couldn’t have said it better?

Student of History
Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:12 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:55 am

Yes, a written contract is much more romantic.

Student of History
Student of History
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 11:04 am

And on the other end of the deep – shallow scale of thought, consider how many unconstitutional “rules” or “laws” or “policies” or “findings” or “interests” or “a bunch of other BEX excuses used by govt’s / ‘authorities'” that implied consent creates throughout The West.

But, CONGRATS, Bob P! 👍🏻
You have a unique talent to cut straight through to The Lowest Common Denominator faster and more thoroughly than anyone here – often a winning strategy these days. 😂

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 9:32 pm

It’s kept me out of marriage…

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 10:33 pm

I’ll bet Trump wouldn’t agree with that right now?

fujigm
fujigm
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:32 pm

Implied consent is legal fiction.
Consent is legally explicit, never implicit.

Any attempt to use ‘implied consent’ in a legal framework should be vigorously attacked.

Student of History
Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:13 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:47 am

Page 777.

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 11:51 am

Or you could just add berries and wait for a month or two 🙂

Student of History
Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:15 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:48 am

Snack on Honeycomb and stop bitching. Now bring me my supper, wench.

Student of History
Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:16 am

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Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 11:52 am

When they don’t you’re stuffed

Student of History
Student of History
March 31, 2023 9:33 am

So, a little honesty here…
I’ve not gone downhill skiing for about 20 seasons. This season I’ve gone all in, and today I made the mistake only a 60 year old skibum could make, I decided to play on the terrain park. You know the ones that teens and 20 somethings use. Long story short, I tried a few test jumps on one of those giant humps they do acrobatic jumps off. Landed fine on the flat part testing it out, a few jumps later I was hitting the downslope. Woohoo! Score one for the middle-aged out of shape old guy!

So…
. . . then I get “stupid.” I try it again, and landed a foot or so lower on the downside. “Cool, I can’t wait to do it again,” I think to myself. Next, on what became the last jump, I got BIG AIR, landed towards the bottom of the downside, but positioned leaning too far backwards and overcompensated planting my face deeply in the hardened snow.

It was all laughs as I packed up for the day, but sitting here the past hour, the knees and left side are aching like crazy. Too much fun was had. And with that I need to stretch out comfortably, position the mouse and keyboard to refresh the Friday Fail, and maybe after the painkillers kick in along with the booze, attempt to make som witty comments.

In the meanwhile here’s the best redhead pix that I happened upon this week…

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HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND Y’ALL!!!

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 10:00 am

35 years ago I was showing my nephews how to get big air on a dirt bike. I landed on the trunk of my Dad’s old Buick Centurion. I still have the soft tissue contusion on my shin for the effort.

On the up side, everyone but Dad thought it was cool as shit!

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 10:04 am

Thanks, SoH. Hope the meds and booze kick in quickly.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:09 pm

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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 5:43 pm

I’m building a copy of the corner shelves.

Really cool collection.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 7:26 pm

Some interesting work here … I like the corner unit and the ones on the top row … bravo to the wood butchers …

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  YourAverageJoe
April 1, 2023 10:09 pm

Architect stuff – fun and games.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:10 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:10 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:16 pm

Lunchtime for killer whales.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 1:09 pm

Funny … they don’t look like lemmings …

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:11 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:20 pm

Everyone needs their own quiet space.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:15 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:15 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:26 pm

YourAverageJoe bringing home tonight’s dinner.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 2:24 pm

Or selling it at the local Chinese wet market.

KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  Ironically Satirical
March 31, 2023 8:13 pm

YourAverageJoe bringing home tonight’s dinner at the local Chinese buffet, that was bought at the wet market from YourAverageJoe.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:17 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:21 pm

And visualize how much worse it COULD be.

Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:26 pm

For pricks with way too much money.

Greybeard
Greybeard
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 9:37 pm

I look at it this way: anything that separates the pricks from their disposable income is a good thing. Mansions, yachts, pond aquariums, just means the working class stiffs got a paycheck.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 1:08 pm

That does work.

Oh. Wait. Never mind. I forgot. The average IQ of the average Bible Whackadoodle believes that science is fake. Therefore it can’t possibly work because of science because the typical Bible Whackadoodle believes science is a cult based on fantasies, just like theirs.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
March 31, 2023 4:51 pm

That’s OK, ass sucker. Jesus loves you anyway.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 31, 2023 10:43 pm

maybe so, but don’t encourage him!

todd
todd
  Anonymous
March 31, 2023 5:16 pm

“The average IQ of the average Bible Whackadoodle believes that science is fake”

not to be the grammar police; but were you trying to formulate a thought here or are you just stupid?

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Anonymous
March 31, 2023 5:45 pm

Scientists have been killing it lately.

Literally.

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Greybeard
Greybeard
  hardscrabble farmer
March 31, 2023 9:45 pm

Real scientists call themselves researchers.

Greybeard
Greybeard
  Anonymous
March 31, 2023 9:28 pm

You’re making lots of friends here, Anon.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Anonymous
March 31, 2023 10:22 pm

Who pissed in your cornflakes, dude?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:17 pm

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todd
todd
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 5:17 pm

looks like the sentence anoyyusmuch was trying to construct

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:18 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:22 pm

Yet another insult to straight white males.

Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
March 31, 2023 12:29 pm

And to American cheese. Those snooty frogs are just jealous they didn’t come up with that powdery shit that comes with Kraft noodles.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:33 pm

This picture is clearly racist, not to mention shocking. It implies blacks terrify whites. We shouldn’t stand for such brutal honesty.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:19 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:35 pm

Did you know the opposite of comprehensible is this picture?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 4:54 pm

Gimme a week, Bob. I’m confident I can bring you up to Dave Chappelle levels of comedic understanding.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 10:49 pm

no wonder Musk and his rich buddies have finally come out against AI?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:20 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 7:27 pm

It could’a happened that way … no one alive today was there way back then …

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 10:50 pm

Joe, that’s racist. I’m part Cherokee and I think that is a picture of my Grandma?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:35 pm

Don’t apologize. That just makes us men.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:20 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:21 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:21 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 12:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 12:46 pm

The Czech team started consistently winning after the hand-job coach was added to the staff.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:27 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 1:03 pm

He qualifies for the Blue Jays infield.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:27 pm

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todd
todd
  nkit
March 31, 2023 5:19 pm

blue jays outfield?

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:30 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:10 pm

That’s one fucked up cat

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:30 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 12:56 pm

I guess minor league baseball had to do something to attract fans.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:31 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
March 31, 2023 7:29 pm

In case you’ve ever wondered where cartoonists get the ideas for what cats do … their reality is too funny …

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:32 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 12:54 pm

We at Heinz are proud that we make the most powerful beans.

Student of History
Student of History
March 31, 2023 12:32 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 12:48 pm

All they’ll learn from ChatGPT is that earthlings are a bunch of leftist fags.

bauls
bauls
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 2:28 pm

Don’t know Bob, you probably have a special folder just dedicated to you, just to prove all north Americans aren’t like the f-up minority we got running around

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:33 pm

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Greybeard
Greybeard
  nkit
March 31, 2023 9:56 pm

Like a boss!

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:33 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 12:51 pm

So what? This is West Virginia, so go for it!

DanTX
DanTX
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 7:26 pm

Arkansas it would have happened. West Virginia is just shoes and teeth are optional.

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  Bob P
April 1, 2023 12:05 pm

Too many teeth for West Va.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:45 pm

kayak-faced

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
March 31, 2023 9:43 pm

Oh yeah.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 12:52 pm

Well it was fun for us anyway.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:57 pm

Quite a delicate move.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 12:36 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
March 31, 2023 1:31 pm

So basically equivalent in the 3rd world to what us kids during the 50s to mid-90s had: Massive freedom to discover and try out things that we might enjoy!
(Almost – not quite, mind you but almost – makes me wish my kids and grandkids grew up some very few of what we used to call 3rd world nations in our day…
. . . since no one seems willing / able to do the hard work fighting TPTB and restoring such beneficial freedoms in The West.

todd
todd
  Student of History
March 31, 2023 5:24 pm

used to do this in the irrigation ditches in phoenix as a kid

fujigm
fujigm
  todd
March 31, 2023 9:45 pm

Then moved up to the Rio Salado with inner tubes and cases of beer as teens…

MadMan
MadMan
  todd
April 1, 2023 11:34 am

same here, when they flooded the parks