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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:23 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 2:24 pm

What are you looking at? Haven’t you ever seen a man walking his swan before?

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:24 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 31, 2023 1:53 pm

Pussy whipped.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  MrLiberty
March 31, 2023 5:24 pm

…and lovin it!

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 2:27 pm

Unlike everyone else, his commute is much easier in the winter (although the draft in the office is more uncomfortable).

Unavoidable
Unavoidable
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 6:35 pm

Must of been a Zoom meeting😀

DanTX
DanTX
  Unavoidable
April 1, 2023 2:22 pm

Or the ring of Teams…..

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 2:30 pm

I hope they deliver.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:26 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 2:28 pm

Girls are getting bigger and heavier these days.
If she is this big now?…. poor guy

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 31, 2023 3:29 pm

She so fat ass now that dad had to get her to the altar with a back hoe or be stuck with her forever..

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 2:31 pm

Just wait a couple of decades and that’s what she’ll need to get around.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 3:28 pm

Decades??? A ring subtracts a couple grand from your wallet and adds 50-75 lbs to her in a year max.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  nkit
March 31, 2023 2:52 pm

Waiting for the part where he dumps her.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:28 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 1:54 pm

And you never will

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:30 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 1:55 pm

So if I attempt to breast feed off my wife, KFC is a no-go zone I guess

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:32 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 2:00 pm

Yeah and that’s exactly the fucking problem. There two ways to look at that

ken31
ken31
  nkit
March 31, 2023 2:30 pm

Yes. We are growing older. Are people really this stupid?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 7:36 pm

… hair in our ears.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:34 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:03 pm

killer/murderer

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Anonymous
March 31, 2023 5:40 pm

/democrat

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  nkit
April 1, 2023 4:20 pm

Dead/Expired.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 2:35 pm

Queerbag incoming. Hand me my Uzi.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:04 pm

My little brother was taught to yell ” STRANGER DANGER”.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:35 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 1:57 pm

Never thought of that fag Muslim as a devil type /s

Bob P
Bob P
  bauls
March 31, 2023 2:36 pm

Most of the Middle East believes it.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 1, 2023 1:13 pm

Symbolism will be their downfall.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:38 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 31, 2023 1:55 pm

No, its the family of the empty-headed meat puppet that was put on the throne via election theft, computer rigging, ballot box stuffing, etc.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  nkit
March 31, 2023 9:13 pm

Not mine

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:38 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 2, 2023 7:49 am

Wait a minute………..I recognize that ass……………………it’s Hunter Biden isn’t it?

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:41 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 2:41 pm

The AR is more accurate at 150 yards. they do make large capacity mags for the mini.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:41 pm

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KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:52 pm

Should I get a Mini 30 to complement my SKS?

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
March 31, 2023 10:18 pm

You’re arguing with idiots.
And making the wrong argument.
The right to own ANY arms “shall not be infringed”.
Don’t negotiate with criminals.
Permanently disable them.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:44 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 2:41 pm

Still it makes it easier for other squirrels to gather nuts.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 2, 2023 7:51 am

The perfect marriage metaphor.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:44 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 1:59 pm

Don’t forget to loan them your manual transmission car

Anonymous
Anonymous
  bauls
March 31, 2023 3:08 pm

It would be to expensive to fix the damage they would do to the whole drive train and the skins.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
March 31, 2023 10:19 pm

Nah.
They’ll just blow out your synchros (no biggie),
and smoke the clutch.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 2:46 pm

Watch out; they can do a lot worse to us, like putting us in a room with a trans loon or blue-haired woke bitch.

bauls
bauls
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 3:00 pm

That’s where duct tape or a side arm comes in handy

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  bauls
March 31, 2023 3:50 pm

Louisville Slugger therapy is meant for just such situations … start at the knees and stop at the forehead … or reverse it — your choice …

fujigm
fujigm
  bauls
March 31, 2023 10:20 pm

I prefer duct tape, rubber tubing, and a sawzall.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
April 2, 2023 5:54 pm

or give them my first car, a 1959 Buick LeSabre. first they wouldn’t be able to start it up to drive and if they found someone who knows how they wouldn’t be able to figure out how to put gasoline in it! a big roadhog that was heavy and smooth that had a twin-turbine variable auto-transmission with no gears.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:46 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
March 31, 2023 1:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:48 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 2:00 pm

Now that is seasonal incontinence w/ a pecker

ursel doran
ursel doran
  nkit
March 31, 2023 2:10 pm

Sir Nkit,
Seriously missing all your pin-up girls?? WTF?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ursel doran
March 31, 2023 3:09 pm

Don’t you have any darts?

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
April 2, 2023 5:57 pm

we knew you’d lull us into this eventually, Nkit? you finally got us bad!

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 2:49 pm

He’s been entertaining kindergarteners for the last 3 years.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:57 pm

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Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  nkit
March 31, 2023 2:59 pm

Unless you kept the water running at a high volume for a long time, that spider is coming back.

bauls
bauls
  Ironically Satirical
March 31, 2023 4:00 pm

Try that, your ass is done for.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:57 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 2:50 pm

Mexico, idiot.

bauls
bauls
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 4:04 pm

Check your local “unexplained fire food processing plant” that is probably one of the 100+ places where your Doritos where made

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 5:32 pm

That’s what I love about you, Bob. Always ready with helpful directions!

KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 6:58 pm

Next door to the Frito Bandito.
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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:58 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 2:50 pm

Wow, look at the udders on that. Moo, baby!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 4:05 pm

Hey, the beads are behind you!

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  nkit
March 31, 2023 5:54 pm

“Got Milk?”

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 1, 2023 7:34 am

Has a dude ass.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 1:59 pm

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ursel doran
ursel doran
  nkit
March 31, 2023 2:13 pm

My saintly father was a serious rifleman and the school principal for our tiny school.
He set up an indoor shooting range in the school gym with proper targets to deflect the .22 bullets into the sand behind the targets. Vintage 1955 or so.

VOWG
VOWG
  ursel doran
April 1, 2023 7:52 am

Had a similar set up in our school back in the day. Seems like very long time ago.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:58 pm

There were no nigs in the school either except for the cafeteria workers.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 5:34 pm

There were certainly no niggers on our rifle team. Good times.

Deimos
Deimos
  nkit
April 1, 2023 9:18 pm

I remember in Maine in the mid 1960’s the 8th grade boys would bring their 30-30’s to school, stack them in the corner and go deer hunting on the way home. We lived in a very rural part of the state.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Deimos
April 2, 2023 6:03 pm

we mostly all drove a truck to school with a loaded rifle in the gun rack. with the heat in SETexas the windows were rolled down and NOBODY ever messed with other’s belongings!

Jeff
Jeff
  Deimos
April 6, 2023 1:07 pm

I taught at a local school in western PA for 43 years. Kids brought guns to school all the time, on the bus!, for various reasons. Used to bring them to my room because they wouldn’t fit into their lockers, I stacked them in the corner, put them on side tables, etc. One time the principal came in and asked me if I was running a sporting goods store on the side. 70’s and early 80’s. Those were the good old days.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:00 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:52 pm

Well … at least those 87,000 new IRS ‘special’ agents will be armed to the teeth … no one’s going to be dissing them …

VOWG
VOWG
  Anthony Aaron
April 1, 2023 7:53 am

Unless one of them is stupid enough to pull a gun on an armed citizen.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 7:43 pm

boarder agents
like Keanu in Point Break?

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:08 pm

Because they vote Democrat.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:01 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
March 31, 2023 10:24 pm

Identify as illegal and work for cash.
It’s really that easy.
You don’t have to pay the government cut, so you can underbid the legit contractors.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
April 2, 2023 6:05 pm

what? 4 million is way too low!

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:09 pm

At least the shit wagon had some utility.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 3:53 pm

… and it provided a benefit … none of these spreaders is worth even a bucket of low-grade dog shit …

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:10 pm

Liars are as liars do.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:04 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:07 pm

Hope those actual girls accidentally kick you in the balls

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 1, 2023 9:33 pm

Seems they could solve this problem easily. Drug test him/her/it after the next win. “Cheaters” will have high levels of testosterone in their system, compared to real whatdowecallthemnows.

Lifetime ban for doping.

Done and done.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Anonymous
April 2, 2023 7:58 am

Why on accident?

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:06 pm

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Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:01 pm

Hold still, while I clear it for you.

bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:03 pm

Use that jam clearing trigger to fix the problem

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:16 pm

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Unavoidable
Unavoidable
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:44 pm

Please stand by as your Fibonacci fractals are downloaded.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:17 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:17 pm

Hey, who got this dead body all over my bushes?

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:18 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:28 pm

Lunch in a brown bag. Of fur.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:20 pm

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  nkit
March 31, 2023 5:38 pm

That fucker would never have left there alive. 2 in the lungs. One in the fucking face.

Funny, huh?

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 31, 2023 6:55 pm

A double Darwin!

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:22 pm

Man gets head blown off after his Pepsi got stuck and he kicked the dispensing machine. Tune in at 6 for the hilarious details.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
March 31, 2023 10:28 pm

If it also dispenses a soda for coin, it is truly trick.

toolpush
toolpush
  fujigm
April 1, 2023 8:16 am

We keep ours full of beer

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:21 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
March 31, 2023 5:08 pm

His greatest accomplishment of his life.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:22 pm

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KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
March 31, 2023 7:31 pm

Mitsu BS, at least the air bags didn’t go off!!!