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Good morning BP.
Oh yeah, Friday Fail is here!
Gonna crack open the booze, load up some images and have some laughs as the weekend begins.
This one, of a crazy Norwegian doing a near-frozen waterfall “dødsing” (death dive), should have been uploaded weeks ago. It may have lost some relevance, but my failure should be good for a WTF laugh…
No way in hell would I try to make it not soft, unless when hung from a bridge it does it’s thing, and then ok
Our unabashed dictionary defines ‘Trumped Up’ as upping the political persecution of the ex-president to a political prosecution in a blatant attempt to dissuade the growing portion of the electorate who identify as independent from returning Trump to office and/or to incite a new January 6 that the media can portray as the new civil war to scare voters away from MAGA.
The pen may be mightier than the sword but a good old truncheon wins every time.
The good old days!
WTF? Either show me some tatas or i’m goin’ to porn hub! lol!
This will have to do for now…
An oldie but still a goodie…
I always found that women did a much better job of handling mine than I did.
twill suffice!
You’re as young as you feel/act.
Funny…
All the chickies since I passed thirty told me “you’re as young as who you feel.”
Lately I’ve only been feelin’ myself, IYKWIM, and I’m feeling very much too old for my behavior, LOL.
People worried about pennies are likely on welfare, and they don’t pay a damn cent in taxes.
My dad, a self-made (cash dollar) millionaire after his divorce which left him with nothing and a $5.00 weekly food budget (in the 80s) told me as a young and arrogant 20 something that “if you look out for the pennies, the dollars look after themselves.”
(Wish I’d taken his advice then…)
EVERYONE pays taxes. Maybe not income taxes in a formal way, but EVERYONE is paying taxes. Even DEAD PEOPLE pay taxes (at least that last time).
True, but the people who get free money pay taxes with other peoples’ money.
As do government employees.
Dead people also get the benefit of voting democrat, so there’s that
I have a renter that may pay income tax, but actually gets a tax return larger than what she paid in taxes. On every welfare program she can get on. She pays no taxes after the handouts and tax return. I have no idea how that works but her return is way more than what she pays. Sure there is some sales tax paid here in Texas but the large return pays for all that.,
Are you saying I didn’t have to report those?
Loving that little girl with the birthday cake. That’s a big FU to the jerk who pushed her face in it.
Me too. Were that me, everyone would have been wearing some!
However, I still think the biggest fail was right up top!
He forgot to break it in 1/2 and some how involve a drag show, cause reasons
Woof.
So Bragg’s going after the braggart. Drudge has a poll out asking whether Trump will be convicted (currently 59% say no). With almost 3 dozen counts rumoured, it’s hard to imagine he won’t be convicted on at least one in Ham Sandwichville. A more pertinent poll would ask about opinions on what the impact might be on the next election. So, our FF Poll of the Week:
Will all this Bragg nonsense:
Help Trump = Thumb up
Hurt Trump = Thumb down
I’m gonna need a third option.
Distract everyone from everything of actual importance with another Bread and Circus show while business as usual accelerates into the final act of this 4th turning?
That would work, but I was thinking more along the lines of a “DGAF” button.
Hurt us all?
If we must.
Operation Distract & Divide continues as the final nails are pounded into America’s coffin.
c) it really doesn’t matter
Drudge is still a thing?
LOLOLOL!!!
Drudge has been crap for at least 5years now
Why bother voting? It’s become crystal clear who you cast your vote for doesn’t matter. If one doesn’t see the outcome of elections at all levels is predetermined their head is in the sand.
agreed and I don’t waste my time. however, with our current gov’t/society it appears if you don’t vote someone else will cast your vote for you?
That seems to be happening anyway. How many thousands across the nation have reported showing up to vote only to be told they have already voted?
Option 3 – Doesn’t matter, Bragg will claim a flight risk, Judge will agree and send him to Rikers where he will be shived
That’s not the way the Clintons operate.
Ouch! And also ha ha ha. You made me drop my bong!
While stoned, I have waited at a stop sign for it to turn green. Fortunately the guy behind me was in a hurry and let me know I needed to go!
Ah, don’t cry, darling. You can be my victim.
Well, there’s always rape?
She still has a chance to get fat, apparently that’s good now. Nkit don’t get any ideas for a “surprise” later
don’t waste your breath. if Nkit doesn’t get us his buddy CA will!
“Less likely?” What are you waiting for? Boycott now!
Racist! Homophobe! Whatnotphobe! Cancel him. Find out where he works and get him fired. Find out where he lives and attack him and his family. Mr. Bragg, indict him now! Hatred will not be tolerated!
Ha! Suck it, Lefty, I don’t work anywhere so you’re screwed there, and even the pizza guy can’t find my house!
They do not care because they believe we will all soon be a minority, incarcerated or dead by the others hand.
Haven’t had TV for so long I had forgotten commercials exist. We just buy what we need (and occasionally a Coke or some chips) so advertising wouldn’t affect us anyhow.
I sometimes wonder if the reason for the massive surplus of Blacks in advertisements is because they are more susceptible to bullshit. Whites see the ads and even id the actors are White, they think “propaganda”. Black see ads with Blacks and think “That could be ME!!”
They don’t do it to convince you of anything. They do it because they are Jews and they hate you.
gee, maybe I need to quit abusing my mute button to find out what you’re talking about…………………not!
Yeah. I find that mildly annoying, but it’s true.
Well, I’m 67, and I tried this. People just stepped over me and called me a wino.
Try it without the jug –
not wine Bob, they could likely smell the Crown?
Happened to me just last week. Sucks
What’s REALLY bad is when the fuckers offering to “hep” you are more decrepit than you are!
most marriages are avoided by smart men…it all averages out.
Every man gets the same amount of ice…the rich get it the summer and the poor get it in the winter.
Borderline and deffo NSFW….
The hatchet is a penis metaphor, isn’t it? I’ve seen this show!
Everyone excels at something. Wear it proudly! HA HA!
Also the little fag looks like Heavy D!
Somebody knew what they were doin’ here.
That actually happened to me a long time ago. I refused the breath test and by the time they could get a blood draw, they were screwed! It felt SOO good!
In explaining the delay the Austin Police said the drunk driver was identified as Hunter Biden, so a conviction was out of the question in any case.
But they just never get it , do they?
I just figured out why my peeps won’t hang with me any more…I can’t stop laughing at them!
Bitchin’
Big engine, lightweight car = 0 to 60 in 32 seconds flat.
Ma’am, how much to rent your red chakra?
Don’t think the red is a chockra bob, , my guess is the special time of month
Historically noted for the past 2000 years at least in the writings of several major religions (with more global followers than Christianity). NOT new, and not bullshit.
Yeah.
It really got popular after Chakra Khan conquered much of China and Central Asia…
Or something like that.
I see a dishwasher. Does that count?
I was confused by the sandwich maker.
Damn! I almost coughed up a lung laughing at that!
That’s an Irving Berlin tune, isn’t it?
Elton John.
I really don’t think he’d mind.
kinda reminded me of years ago and others making fun of Wayne Newton by calling him fruity. then he ages and not only super talented but lotsa women too!
Married ones generally kill themselves before a year has passed.
IIRC it is more like 40-70 days, in case it ever comes up on a trivia game.
So that would be the responsible thing to do.
Shit in, shit oot.
There are only about 10 fuckable negro women on the planet, so fuck off, ChatGPT, or I’ll fry your circuits with an EMP.
And all of them wisely married white men.
“I’m an intelligent, educated, attractive black woman. Is it racist if I don’t want to date a black man?”
watch out, it’s a scam for sure! only BS thing left off was “rich”?
and all 10 of them would hurt you!
That’s Jame’s thing now. It’s cheaper than raising a Cocaine Bear.
” James’ “
What if I give it an EBT card?
Experts say the excess deaths in 2021 and 2022 were caused by people who are full of shit.
It’s the vax, stupid!
Experts say the excess deaths in 2021 and 2022 were caused by the storage of cat videos.
I don’t think that the presence of so many useless pussies in society is the same thing.
It’s the vax, stupid!
… same with the bitcoin mining ventures in some Western States …
I work for a European company. I have to take a mandatory “Digital Clean-Up” course next week. I replied, if it’s on the server I need it otherwise I delete it immediately. They still said I have to take this course. We truly live in Bizarro World.
Go delete some important shit.
just leave them a link to something genius by Catturd?
She’d better take down the monkey first. Just saying.
The monkey plays the role of government. It is a genius compared to the average government grunt.
As joe would say, Houston’s mayor in his uppity days
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were niggers, what would Cheeta be?
A: The brains of the operation.
Pregnant
Looks like he’s eyeballin’ her ass hard!
That there’s a wall hanger fo sho!
That’s some kinky sadomasochism right there.
Hey, asspipe, nobody who isn’t wasted out of their mind or who had any self respect would be going to McFuckingDonald’s. So shut up and pancake me!
“DON’T MAKE ME COME THROUGH THAT WINDOW, BITCH!”
And the next video will show the McChimpout.
I call bs. Even pc player couldn’t nut in that
You’re not understanding. This is what it looks like when you fail Stucky’s Covid shedding dick sucking test! Try to keep up with the conversations.
But they’ll still be insufferable.
Dear Thomas company,
I tried your Fuck Me Ups, and I never felt a thing. Can I get my money back?
Bob P
Sounds like a recipe with tactical and strategic value.
I’d go back and stay there!
For me, about 10 years earlier…
. . . what I consider “The Peak of Western Civilization.”
This is true
No it isn’t…unless you are phenomenally wealthy and REALLY bored!
Oh, I’m using that one for sure.
Paint ball guns are cooler.
And more fun.
Obviously NOT born in the US.