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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:23 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:13 pm

Grandpa just gave them an old school immunity booster shot.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 1, 2023 8:41 am

Absolutely free, no pharma, fauci or gates involved.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:24 pm

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10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:12 pm

Future democrat.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 10:16 pm

Biden wannabe?

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:25 pm

Or summer in Saskatchewan.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:25 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:27 pm

Wow, that guy’s car must’ve been going very fast to eject him that far.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:25 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:27 pm

He saved his beer. Good man.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
April 2, 2023 6:31 pm

and unlike another man we know, they didn’t have to step over him and call him a wino?

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:26 pm

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musket
musket
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:23 pm

Could they possibly be the clowns in the original piece trying to “liberate” the sofa down four flights on a ladder? Sarc off

DanTX
DanTX
  musket
April 1, 2023 2:59 pm

I have actually done the ladder move. It is way easier than going down all those stairs.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:29 pm

After losing his job at Twitter, Jay took a part-time position as a moving strap.

bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:44 pm

Almost the same as flooding down the inside seats

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:27 pm

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musket
musket
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:23 pm

Fido has it dicked and he knows it.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:30 pm

Harriet, I told you to get rid of that dead dog.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:28 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:31 pm

Men do everything they can to escape the draft in Ukraine.

bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:45 pm

Speed racer! Screw that high gas prices. Nothing could go wrong

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
March 31, 2023 5:11 pm

Yep, it’s a person of color

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 5:32 pm

Stole the cart and a ride.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 31, 2023 5:32 pm

Don’t think them low speed cart bearings are gonna last very long.

GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  Anonymous
March 31, 2023 5:55 pm

Yup. Vid ended a few minutes too early.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Anonymous
March 31, 2023 6:13 pm

One deep pothole would interesting.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The True Nolan
March 31, 2023 7:09 pm

Those are at best, 3 inch wheels. Would not take much of a crack or hole to make him roadkill.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:28 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:36 pm

Tactical mouse.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:29 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:47 pm

Why not just have a ‘sword” fight to settle this? Don’t worry I won’t look as I’m out of here

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:31 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:15 pm

When real girls are just to bat shit crazy.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:33 pm

Well, she’s prettier than his last bitch.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 6:14 pm

And there’s that sexy little leg lift at the end!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 10:12 pm

is that you Average Joe?

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:32 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:35 pm

Julie was so impressed, she was about to say yes to his proposal, but stopped short when the bolt hit her.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:40 pm

We’ll call that one The Brain Synapses of the Progtard Libs. Misfire.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:35 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:48 pm

Alec Baldwin on set?

Ben
Ben
  bauls
March 31, 2023 4:43 pm

Cranston – Just about as stupid.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:50 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:49 pm

And Hugh ass… Well you can see

Rise Up
Rise Up
  bauls
April 1, 2023 7:50 am

Hugh or Huge?

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  bauls
April 2, 2023 6:39 pm

kinda finger-tied, huh?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 31, 2023 7:56 pm

5’1″ is that standing up or laying down?

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:52 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:36 pm

Delectable.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:55 pm

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KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:09 pm

Nkit, you done good my friend! The great Khaan presents his harem, with a particular theme.
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KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:09 pm

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KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:09 pm

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KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:10 pm

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KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:10 pm

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KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:10 pm

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KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:11 pm

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KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:11 pm

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KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:11 pm

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KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:12 pm

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KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:12 pm

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KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:12 pm

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KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:13 pm

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KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
  KhaanTEXt
April 1, 2023 1:34 am

Dude, I am not worthy…It’s yours….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 1, 2023 10:58 pm

The ginger girls by a landslide

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:58 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
March 31, 2023 10:49 pm

Now realize that most of those ignoring those illegalities go unpunished, and your concerns for any particular gun being illegal begins to fade.
When you realize that your complaints of criminals going free also applies to you, you realize the law means nothing.
And that is the death of law.
As it should be.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 2:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:38 pm

Not if you’re married.

bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:51 pm

As long as it is in stock, than yes!

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:00 pm

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musket
musket
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:27 pm

It’s gotta be Food Lion somewhere in N. Carolina……..aka Cackalacky

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:01 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:51 pm

So wish

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:03 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:53 pm

Lol, dumbasses. Doing my part w/ 8, can only do so much

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:42 pm

Wow, he grew some hair on his head in the hospital.

bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:57 pm

Fact check-false. The wife is not a transgender gay/lesbian with marr color who identifies as
a native American/Muslim/Chinese/twink

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:04 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:43 pm

Only fags got it, which displeased TPTB.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:44 pm

We can only hope.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
March 31, 2023 10:51 pm

Only their owners need to be under water…

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  fujigm
April 2, 2023 8:14 am

With a millstone around their necks!!

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:44 pm

I can only hope.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:09 pm

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musket
musket
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:29 pm

OMG!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  musket
March 31, 2023 3:32 pm

The butt or the pizza?

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:12 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 2, 2023 8:16 am

OMG!!! A rope bunny!!! Yeah!

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:12 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:44 pm

What’s with the down thumb fag (for censors – just FYI – fag is an English cigarette)?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 31, 2023 9:04 pm

mezzo finocchio
Italian slang for half a fag, a man that is acting unmanly. Usually used while breaking balls.

finocchio Italian slang for gay

Just think of the word Pinocchio with an F. We also call them Finoc’s slang for puckered anus.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:13 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:51 pm

You serve me; I’ll approach and stroke with no fault. Final score is 4 – love.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
April 2, 2023 6:51 pm

reaching over the net is a violation and demands punishment! I’ll administer?

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:16 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 2, 2023 8:18 am

“Can you really make my tits bigger? Really?! Really!!

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
April 2, 2023 6:53 pm

wow, time for a game of “hide the xxxxxxx”?