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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:17 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 31, 2023 5:56 pm

Are those the “ok, now fuckem up” sights?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 2, 2023 2:57 pm

These are for White supremacists.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:17 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:36 pm

F A F O … writ large …

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:36 pm

Watched about 30 slugs before I realized I was hypnotized.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:59 pm

They NEVER see the left hook coming! Fucking NEVER! I have knocked SO many asshats out with that same shot.

He missed the sweet spot or that guy would have dropped like a rock.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:19 pm

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:01 pm

…moving right along…

bauls
bauls
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 31, 2023 4:20 pm

For some reason this actually might concern me

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 31, 2023 5:57 pm

Elf on the MILF.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:19 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:20 pm

This might concern me as well

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:22 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:21 pm

Dang, how many dingleberries she got up there?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  bauls
March 31, 2023 10:02 pm

found the fag downvoting the good-looking women

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:23 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:22 pm

Guess she had quite a few. Who knew?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 31, 2023 5:58 pm

I saw this in a Bugs Bunny cartoon once.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:25 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
  nkit
April 1, 2023 7:42 am

Too bad that won’t count as a legal bucket. Any ball that hits the stanchion is considered out-of-bounds.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:26 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:39 pm

Yes! The law allowing for Free Speech is required, because there is no reason to protect speech that you approve.

Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
March 31, 2023 4:00 pm

Government can’t allow free speech; it’s our God-given right. The 1st amendment was meant to keep government from meddling in this sacred right.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
April 1, 2023 10:51 am

Sadly, in Kanada we don’t have that.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:30 pm

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:03 pm

Why? Will it wake up and come looking for me?

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:31 pm

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Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:52 pm

did not even flinch!

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anon y mous
March 31, 2023 6:01 pm

No time.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:31 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:25 pm

Is that why they take so long?

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:32 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 3:41 pm

When trees fight back.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:02 pm

Oh, whip me!

Reaper
Reaper
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 10:10 pm

Beat me, whip me, make me smile.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:36 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 5:41 pm

Now that is dad skill, timing & perfection gold.
11 out of 10.

Unavoidable
Unavoidable
  Anonymous
March 31, 2023 6:14 pm

Give that man a cape!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Unavoidable
April 1, 2023 12:51 pm

Real men don’t need capes

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  Anonymous
April 1, 2023 4:47 pm

Except for the broken neck on the kid he dropped on his head.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:37 pm

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:05 pm

Consider me warned!

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:03 pm

If you miss a huge truck in your blind spot you kind of deserve to get splattered.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:39 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:23 pm

Kinda like to splatter her for some reason, even though we ain’t driving

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
March 31, 2023 11:12 pm

Legs all the way up to her ass.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:40 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 8:31 pm

Give her a hickey on her taint.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:42 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:00 pm

What kind of nature show doesn’t show a beaver?

bauls
bauls
  MrLiberty
March 31, 2023 6:25 pm

Basic instinct w/o the actual beaver shot. Sad 🙁

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:44 pm

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:07 pm

Well, at least he ain’t no fuckin’ tree hugger!

Unavoidable
Unavoidable
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 31, 2023 6:19 pm

20-25 feet to ground and slid down the hill another 5-10ft?

Classic FAFO right there

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:45 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:10 pm

Really; this time it definitely will be 5 more years till global warming kills us all, my precious.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 4:31 pm

Probably only 3 years at this rate, we all gonna die or something

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:46 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:11 pm

She leaves the sucking to her songs ?

bauls
bauls
  Bob P
March 31, 2023 4:33 pm

I don’t think she is married, that’s when bj becomes a once in a decade…. Possibly

Anonymous
Anonymous
  bauls
March 31, 2023 5:45 pm

Guess I’m doing something right.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:46 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:34 pm

Why do they always shave everything?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 31, 2023 5:09 pm

’cause I told her to…

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Anonymous
April 2, 2023 8:27 am

It’s cleaner for us….and more sensitive for them.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:49 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:38 pm

There it is, nkit ftw for everyone’s taste. Even though I super hate him now, I still have to super hate now

Anonymous
Anonymous
  bauls
March 31, 2023 5:48 pm

.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 5:48 pm

Ewwwww…major shrinkage happening…. and it’s gone.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
March 31, 2023 11:03 pm

This doesn’t concern me.
I’ll keep scrolling.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
April 2, 2023 7:09 pm

when I try to vote more than once why does it give a message that says “you’ve already voted “for” this comment? confusing and makes me keep trying.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:49 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:43 pm

Ok,my friend again

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 31, 2023 5:50 pm

Phewww. Ok, good.. it’s back.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:52 pm

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  nkit
March 31, 2023 6:04 pm

Hypnotoad’s retarded brother.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:16 pm

If that’s right, I’m dying in Fahrenheit. Let me check:

43 x 2 = 86 – 8.6 = 77.4 + 32 = 109.4.

Fahrenheit it is.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:55 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:50 pm

What,no pics of big mike ?

fujigm
fujigm
  bauls
March 31, 2023 11:04 pm

Look in the bowl.

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:55 pm

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Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
April 2, 2023 7:11 pm

is that what they call “side” toe?

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 31, 2023 3:57 pm

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b
b
  nkit
March 31, 2023 4:55 pm

Thanks y’all,

Gary
Gary
March 31, 2023 4:38 pm

The lady to pushed the girl’s face in the cake should probably eat a bullet.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 5:43 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 5:44 pm

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 6:05 pm

Just wait until that first period. That’ll be some drama! And WTF uses a spoon on a cone?

idaho
idaho
  YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 7:03 pm

well, don’t just look at the pic, go buy her another don ice cream. thats what parents do.

idaho perv
idaho perv
  idaho
March 31, 2023 7:05 pm

I took the “perv” off the last post since a kid was involved. I fucking hate pedos like the goober mint that is full of them. But when a older woman (im old too) Big Tittie pic is shown………

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 5:44 pm

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Forester
Forester
  YourAverageJoe
April 1, 2023 1:55 am

I’m a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I’m wanted, dead or alive…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Forester
April 1, 2023 11:14 am

Just somebody from the north, trying to fit in after coming to Texas.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 31, 2023 5:45 pm

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