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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:03 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 21, 2023 9:51 pm

that’s a guy….look at the jaw line and the ab muscles

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  nkit
April 22, 2023 2:35 am

Too skinny. Nice legs though.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
April 22, 2023 10:42 am

Too skinny is not a tell. Have you seen dylan Mul Zanny?

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
April 23, 2023 3:56 am

No, I wouldn’t dismiss him so easily. The legs in particular look like men’s legs; too muscular, no typical fat layer, accentuated by the skinny butt. None of that is definitive, though, and the absence of an Adam’s apple is a powerful counter-argument. Not proven.

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:05 pm

GO BOLTS!!!! Beat those Toronto BobPs!!!

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 21, 2023 4:43 pm

This is the year of the Make Beliefs!

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:07 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  nkit
April 21, 2023 4:54 pm

Heating up dinner and dessert.

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:08 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
April 21, 2023 7:10 pm

I could live like that.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TN Patriot
April 21, 2023 8:25 pm

not if you were in a wheelchair

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Anonymous
April 22, 2023 9:35 am

I’d find a fucking way. And I’d definitely find a way for a friend!

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:10 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
April 22, 2023 8:38 pm

Nice, but not real.

nkit
nkit
  Retirednottired
April 22, 2023 10:44 pm

I don’t care, it’s five o’clock somewhere…..

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
April 22, 2023 2:10 am

I wonder what the down vote is for this young lady? Care to explain?

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  nkit
April 22, 2023 2:14 am

Some feminist shitbag who doesn’t know how scrolling works. I just scroll past all that stuff.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
April 23, 2023 4:33 am

Don’t sweat it. Wasn’t that one of the famous Murphy’s laws? “If you try to please everybody, somebody’s not going to like it”. Or as Ricky Nelson (Yes, I’m that old) sang (Garden Party, 1972):

…it’s all right now, I learned my lesson well;
You see, you can’t please everyone, so you’ve got to please yourself.

Personally, I believe that a lot of these downvotes are just from a couple of clowns messing with your brains. They do it just to provoke a reaction, and they’re seldom disappointed.

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:13 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
April 22, 2023 8:14 pm

Joker came close to losing his head-prop missed taking a chunk out of his skull, but I’m guessing he got grazed by the nosewheel. Lucky he didn’t get the full impact of a Cessna 172 at 65 knots.

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:14 pm

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SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  nkit
April 22, 2023 2:18 am

LOL…I used to work for the State Transportation Dept. I always got out of the truck when they loaded it, or it would rattle my teeth.

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:14 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 21, 2023 4:48 pm

Wouldn’t want to be the Jackass in them.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 21, 2023 6:03 pm

Someone’s about to become shitfaced.

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 21, 2023 4:50 pm

Ariel was the first cartoon I wanted to fuck, but I see now in real life she’s an ugly black woman.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
April 21, 2023 5:25 pm

Jessica Rabbit was mine.

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:16 pm

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MMinWA
MMinWA
  nkit
April 22, 2023 10:41 pm

I’d be in awe too

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:17 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 21, 2023 6:04 pm

I knew you would slip in a Nata Lee pic for me, Thanks nkit.

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:19 pm

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SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  nkit
April 22, 2023 2:20 am

Geezus…my arteries are hardening just looking at that…but it looks delish!!!

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:20 pm

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This very rare, limited edition bourbon takes generations of distilling know-how to produce. Only the most careful and expensive distilling method can be used to create a whiskey as special as this one. Each barrel ages for 23 years and is carefully selected from the heart of the warehouse. This whiskey should be enjoyed neat.

hammie
hammie
  nkit
April 21, 2023 10:49 pm

I would love getting my hands on a bottle of this. I’ve been trying to get one for the last ten years.

nkit
nkit
  hammie
April 22, 2023 2:12 am

I hear you my friend.. The 23 year old is thousands per bottle..

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:21 pm

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SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  nkit
April 22, 2023 2:21 am

*snort*

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 21, 2023 4:54 pm

In my defense I just got out of prison.

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:22 pm

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Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
April 21, 2023 9:24 pm

mothers used to whip asses for playing with our food!

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
April 22, 2023 10:49 pm

Could you love a girl like this???

Five, ten minutes, tops…..

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:24 pm

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Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
April 21, 2023 9:26 pm

oh yes, the old lighted hula hoop trick!

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
April 22, 2023 2:15 am

Where the fuck is the lonely goatherd??? ladyohdeladydowho???

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
April 22, 2023 8:21 pm

“Everything’s so GREEN….”

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Gregabob
April 22, 2023 10:43 pm

It’s like the Ozarks in early May

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:26 pm

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SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  nkit
April 22, 2023 2:23 am

Thanks!!! I am SO using that!

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:26 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
April 22, 2023 12:35 am

How does it do in the mud?

DanTX
DanTX
  fujigm
April 23, 2023 10:08 am

With regular maintenance and oil, works great.

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:28 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 21, 2023 4:55 pm

I’m going to check her out.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
April 21, 2023 9:28 pm

hey, guess who stole her britches?

nkit
nkit
  Red Byrd
April 22, 2023 10:50 pm

The Vandals?

MMinWA
MMinWA
  nkit
April 22, 2023 10:46 pm

If those albums are stored alphabetically, I’m getting her to look for Arther Aadvark’s Live at the Filmore LP

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:31 pm

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Eagle Rare Bourbon Whiskey is masterfully crafted and carefully aged for no less than ten years. Every barrel is discriminately selected to offer consistent flavor but with a seemingly individual personality. Eagle Rare is a bourbon that lives up to its name with its lofty, distinctive taste experience.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  nkit
April 21, 2023 6:24 pm

Are you on the sales team for this bourbon?

nkit
nkit
  Anon y mous
April 22, 2023 2:18 am

No, but I’m willing to learn…

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:33 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 21, 2023 6:10 pm

More Dads babysitting skills.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
April 21, 2023 7:02 pm

Used to push the twin grandsons in swings and it looked a lot like this. Sometimes another little one would ask me to push him, as well.

nkit
nkit
  TN Patriot
April 22, 2023 2:19 am

my friend,

BB
BB
  nkit
April 22, 2023 7:51 pm

Are you old enough for this one, nkit?

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  BB
April 22, 2023 8:51 pm

Many of us here are, sonny.

nkit
nkit
  BB
April 22, 2023 10:52 pm

Why would have I posted it? Jeez… I am an old fucking fart…