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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:34 pm

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KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
April 21, 2023 5:33 pm

Seems like all of the above is applicable to me.

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:35 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 22, 2023 9:44 am

Brown sugar never looked so sweet. Delicious!

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 21, 2023 4:56 pm

Did he win?

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
  Bob P
April 22, 2023 6:52 pm

He got a participation award.

KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
April 21, 2023 5:35 pm

Wheelie bars are necessary in this instance.

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 21, 2023 4:57 pm

Why pay for a cookie cutter? I just use my teeth.

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:39 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
April 22, 2023 8:24 pm

Pretty sure we’ve met before….

nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 21, 2023 4:40 pm

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KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
April 21, 2023 5:43 pm

Quite risque on this Friday !!! I enjoyed very much, I did indeed, Mr. nkit.

nkit
nkit
  KhaanTEXt
April 22, 2023 2:03 am

Thanks for your help KhannTEXt…cunw..

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
April 21, 2023 4:59 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  TwatWaffle
April 22, 2023 7:33 am

Pour one for me.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
April 21, 2023 4:59 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
April 21, 2023 5:00 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
April 21, 2023 5:00 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
April 21, 2023 5:01 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
April 21, 2023 5:01 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  TwatWaffle
April 22, 2023 8:26 pm

HOW on EARTH do you downvote THAT??

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Retirednottired
April 23, 2023 5:03 am

Fails the pencil test? Spectacularly. (Wasn’t me).

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
April 21, 2023 5:14 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
April 21, 2023 5:17 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
April 21, 2023 5:17 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
April 21, 2023 5:17 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  TwatWaffle
April 21, 2023 5:18 pm

And one to honor the memory of Cow Doc.

A pleasant weekend to y’all. Go Avs!!!!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  TwatWaffle
April 21, 2023 5:51 pm

GAVS!!! Last night was awesome.
Still don’t have a functional computer bought
So I’m still only reading and writing on my phone.
Won’t be long. Miss posting here.

Free Slave
Free Slave
  Colorado Artist
April 21, 2023 5:53 pm

We miss the fantastic artwork you are known for posting.

I particularly like the southwestern stuff, having lived in Colorado for over twenty years.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Colorado Artist
April 21, 2023 7:29 pm

Yessir, made this old Nordiques fan quite happy, Game 2 did. Missing your posts and am looking forward to when your next round of pictures arrive. Truly the highlight of FF, with all due respect to the other great posters.

80549 – out

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Colorado Artist
April 21, 2023 9:34 pm

you are missed CA, especially your art!

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2023 8:30 pm

I have a slightly used Macbook you could have for the shipping cost if I could get it to you. Not sure how that could work out.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  TwatWaffle
April 22, 2023 8:02 am

Jessica Biel is HOT!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 21, 2023 7:37 pm

Todays blast memes. Yeah It’s been a tough week for me and y’all
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 21, 2023 7:38 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 21, 2023 8:08 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  USA Cowboy
April 21, 2023 8:46 pm

Pure Cohencidence

Excelsior
Excelsior
  USA Cowboy
April 22, 2023 12:48 am

we have put together, I think, the most extensive and and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics. “

MMinWA
MMinWA
  USA Cowboy
April 22, 2023 10:03 am

Which BTW was the first time in our nation’s history that counting was stopped, much less at the same time in 5 heavily dem controlled counties.

ursel doran
ursel doran
  MMinWA
April 22, 2023 2:08 pm

Also PLEASE see and distribute Desouza’a movie on the ballot stuffing, “2000 Mules”.

KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
April 21, 2023 8:46 pm

On this day 187 years ago the battle of San Jacinto was fought, securing Texas’ independence.

“We view ourselves on the eve of battle. We are nerved for the contest, and must conquer or perish. It is vain to look for present aid: none is at hand. We must now act or abandon all hope! Rally to the standard, and be no longer the scoff of mercenary tongues! Be men, be free men, that your children may bless their father’s name.”

– Sam Houston​

Friday Reflection: Against The Odds

by Michael Quinn Sullivan

Listen to the Reflections Podcast

Defeat usually begins in one of two ways: believing success to be impossible, or assuming your victory is assured.

On April 21, 1836, the Texians achieved independence at San Jacinto because they were willing to fight a last-chance, impossible battle against an enemy force certain it would never taste defeat.

Let us be clear about the state of the Texian military: No one would have been impressed. They were ill-trained, under-prepared, and poorly outfitted. They had been running in tactical retreats for several weeks. Their leader, Sam Houston, was a heavy drinker.

And let us be equally clear about the Mexican forces: No one would have doubted their superiority. They were disciplined, well-trained, and better armed. Their leader, General Santa Anna, was a ruthless butcher.

The Mexicans were complacent and the Texians knew they had nothing to lose.

And so on the fields of San Jacinto, the Texas militia demonstrated a bold, courageous commitment to their cause by exhibiting a shrewd willingness to exploit Santa Anna’s arrogance. It was a high-stakes gambit, with only two possible outcomes. Either independence would be secured through victory, or the cause of Texas would be lost in a disastrous defeat. There would be no draw.

In broad daylight, the Texians began shouting “Remember the Alamo!” and “Remember Goliad!” With Sam Houston himself leading the infantry, the Texians charged on the napping Mexican army.

To simply note that the battle lasted less than 20 minutes doesn’t do justice to the scale of the victory. Nearly 700 Mexican soldiers were killed, another 200 were wounded, and some 700 were taken prisoner – including the president of Mexico, Santa Anna. By contrast, the Texians lost just nine men and saw only 30 wounded.

What was true in 1836 is true today: Freedom doesn’t come in timid nibbles, but through bold actions. Never in history has liberty been expanded in a gradual series of small steps over time; that’s how tyrannies take hold.

Liberty is born from boldness. When people decide they are willing to lose everything rather than live as serfs, that is when tyrants quiver and fall.

Sam Houston and the Texians at San Jacinto knew the odds and took bold action anyway. For the Lone Star State to shine even brighter in the years ahead, we must daily recommit to doing likewise.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  KhaanTEXt
April 21, 2023 9:41 pm

It didn’t hurt that one of Houston’s friends was secretly supplying arms to the Texan army. I think that fellows name was Andrew Jackson.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 21, 2023 8:55 pm

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SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  USA Cowboy
April 22, 2023 2:12 am

Yeah, that’s pretty much how I roll.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 21, 2023 8:55 pm

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eraser
eraser
  USA Cowboy
April 22, 2023 6:25 am

Bruduh, I get daily reports!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 21, 2023 9:10 pm

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 21, 2023 9:11 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 21, 2023 9:12 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 21, 2023 9:14 pm

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Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  USA Cowboy
April 21, 2023 9:41 pm

sometimes when I’m not sure I just tape the extras on so I can put them back if necessary?

DanTX
DanTX
  Red Byrd
April 23, 2023 10:42 am

Factory spares.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 21, 2023 9:28 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 21, 2023 9:28 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 21, 2023 10:00 pm

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  nkit
April 21, 2023 11:57 pm

That was hilarious.

nkit
nkit
  Nocte_Volens
April 22, 2023 2:08 am

still laughing my ass off..

ursel doran
ursel doran
  nkit
April 22, 2023 2:32 pm

Sir nkit,
Am very delighted that you are back here with attention fully dedicated to doing God’s work, and not having to spend time on the music site!!

nkit
nkit
  ursel doran
April 22, 2023 3:46 pm

Thanks much, Ursel.

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