WASHINGTON, D.C. — In order to defeat fascism, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has called for the military to shut down news agencies that say anything unapproved by the government.
“It’s like, defeating fascism 101,” said Ms. Ocasio-Cortez. “The government takes control of the nation’s media, then silences all the bad people. Fascism solved!”
Ms. Ocasio-Cortez has demanded the government start with banning Tucker Carlson, followed by several other conservative journalists. “We are in literal danger of falling into fascism until the government locks away all the bad journalists,” explained Ms. Ocasio-Cortez. “Look at China – they are like, so safe from fascism. Do you see anything like January 6th happening in China? I don’t think so. Anyone in China who says anything the government thinks could incite violence, is like, disappeared or something. It’s all worth it if we stop just one Januray 6th.”
According to Democratic leadership, the government’s efforts to beat back fascism will require immediately making a handy “blacklist” to be overseen by the “House Un-American Activities Committee”. “The committee will monitor the news for un-American activities such as saying the government narrative may be wrong,” said Representative Hakeem Jeffries. “As the government steadily crushes dissenting speech by labeling it as an ‘incitement to violence’, fascism will be destroyed once and for all.”
At publishing time, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez had asked Jen Psaki if the contact lenses she was wearing made her look smart.
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Babylon bee has the Libtard logic nailed, and especially AOC.
She’s low hanging fruit. What more need be said?
And this is NOT the Bee:
Nice succinct link share Anon.
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The people in her district voted for her; they must like what she is doing; let them fucking choke on this Communist bimbo and her politics.
KTA.
No quarter. No prisoners.
Pretty sure ALL elections have been Dominionated for the last few elections. Before that, the Lefties stole them fair and square.
ASKING FOR A FRIEND:
How much would it cost to make this bitch go away forever?
Can we do a “Go Fund Me” to this end?
GOD DAMN! Less than TWO Minutes to lock that comment in without editing! I SMELL GLOWIES AT WORK! REAL Glowies! COOL! I stand by my statement, you fucking subversive G men!
I’ve fucked a LOT of stupid women in my life.
Give me 3 months with this bitch and she’ll vote however I tell her the rest of her life.
I’m really That “good”.
Try me!
Hey. It was worth a shot.
Describes her fascist self. They want to ban what they are. Total idiocy
On the up side, Dick, the crazies make the most vigorous lovers. No inhibitions to your desires. You may, however, become overwhelmed by their perverted desires over time…but only after you’ve become bored by anal sex. So…there’s that.
Really? Anal sex is where you draw the line?
Care to inform us what other holes remain “untapped”?
Just how sick ARE you “motivators” anyway? I thought I’d seen it all and done most of it. Apparently there’s a 4th hole I was not informed of, and that makes me angry. I suspect the 4th hole is better than the first 3 all put together and I’ve been excluded.
Hey , HSF! NOW you KNOW WHY I’m pissed off all the time!
LOLOL!
Please, God! Just let me fuck this broad ONE TIME! I promise she’ll change her tune! I REALLY DO! Give me 24 hours. Is that too much to ask? Not from MY perspective! I’ve already had better and don’t relish the prospect, but I’ll do her for AMERICA!!!.
…it’s mud dooty as an Americun!
Isn’t satire supposed to have some element of untruth, albeit funny, about it? I’m struggling to find the untruth part.
STUPIDITY beyond question … and we wonder what’s wrong with our Republic !!!