Criminal Transportation Should Begin Anew

Many of the problems we encounter today have been addressed by our predecessors.  History frequently provides answers but our ruling class has a vested interest in continuing the error ridden policies that are abhorrent to normal people.  Here is a small idea to alleviate three problem areas we face today.

In the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries Great Britain was being overrun with a new criminal class that was migrating into the cities.  Famines were sweeping the land and the city offered hope for unneeded farm laborers.  Theft was the only way for these people to support themselves. The laws were rather barbaric to our eyes including hanging for theft.  Prisons were full and derelict ships were used to house the leftovers.

Then a brilliant plan was conceived.  The government shipped the excess convicts to the North American colonies.  Many were sold as indentured laborers to pay for their tickets, in another instance of white slavery.  The last prisoner colony established was Georgia in 1733.  Virginia and Massachusetts were also inundated with criminals. (Things don’t appear to change much.) The local politicians were jealous of the competition but could not stop it.

Today we have about 1.5 million people in prison for various offenses and millions more on parole.  The problem of overflowing prisons and costs is growing.  We spend about $40,000 annually on each one. If they are released on parole, statistics say they return to their criminal roots frequently.  The primitives in the big cities have forced many companies to shut down for fear of financial of employee safety.  The old boring morality has been replaced by the simple socialist drooler complaining about racism until they are faced with the problem.  We are dealing with jungle justice of murder and mayhem in all socialist cities.  Mass shootings by these 80 IQ types have exploded.  Every weekend another mass shooting by the 4% occurs creating only a tiny blip unless it can be exaggerated as an evil white man at the trigger.

The other more recent source of murders is the transsexual genetic mutant going off their meds. Other mass school shootings are usually traced back to a medication issue as well.  The girl in the Tennessee school and the boy in the Kentucky bank are the most recent examples.  They have been following a violent propaganda system designed to destabilize society.   What can we do?

Transportation is again the answer!  The first reason is of course the political angle.  These psychotics and primitives have been indoctrinated to believe that the evil white man is responsible for all of their problems instead of addressing the real issues brought about by their own leadership. Killing each other by the thousands displaces the law abiding groups leaving desolation in our cities.  We could make a deal with Rwanda to accept our black criminal brethren back to the continent of their roots.  This would help them replace their loss of 800,000 citizens in their civil war.  We could pay the Rwandan government a fee of half our current expense.  We would save money, Rwanda would make money and the primitives would be back in their homeland! They could learn jungle survival techniques far from their white oppressors. This would reduce our prison population by 35%.  Win, WIn, Win!

The socialist and homosexual groups have genetic and pharmaceutical problems to deal with. Their dislike of our country has been evident in their criminal activities towards normal people. We could allow them to migrate with their fellow oppressed brothers to Rwanda or perhaps we could purchase 1,000 square miles of Brazilian rainforest and let the homosexuals and college professors move there and build their own nirvana of toleration and perversion.  Any lefties that were in sympathy could also be included.  The only losers in this scheme would be the psychiatrists and the Pharma group.

Our murder rate would drop and our life expectancy would rise significantly. The child and animal molestation problems would disappear. The last groups to transport are the politicians, Federal judges and bankers.  A deal with Putin could be made for a scenic Siberia extended vacation for these criminals.

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