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Once the USD crashes, this will happen to everyone. The uniparty is doing it’s best to crash it right now.
I am SO glad that I am not dating in this era. Happily married for 24 years. If I had to go through this nightmare of online dating, I probably would have committed suicide.
Plus the pool is much shallower finding someone not jabbed. I fear for my kids.
best flavor ever…gotta let that temper a bit first though.
My three favorite things are Eating My Family and Not Using Commas.
You know what?
I’ve likely committed a whole boat load of comma errors through the years.
(Here in Norway few are used, but with English…)
So, I herewith provide the commas missed during the past year or so…
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And just for good measure a few more I should have used here and there but didn’t:
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(I feel so much better about my written English now, thanks Suds!)
I’m seeing periods, not commas. Drop, and give us 40.
Metric is used in Norway, so make that 100.
He’s from Norway. Cut him some slack.
Norway, huh, Student?
I have to work on getting the Nord Stream Pipeline flowing again.
Moar pics of blonde, blue-eyed, buxom Norwegian babes, pleeze.
Norway, Finland, Sveeden…hell, even one or two from Svitzerland.
Odin would proudly approve. He digs Friday Fail. Right RiNSy?
If. I. happen. upon. some. during. my. web-travels. I. will.
Thanks. for. pointing. that. out.
Now. I’ve. got. to. use. up. all. those. extra. periods, and. I. still. have. all. those. prior. comma. sins. to. fix.
Feeling. worse. than. ever. about. my. written. English. right. now.
Why didn’t you add more so future comma misses are already covered. More efficient.
I should do that for all the words I have misspelled, but that would crash tbp, possibly the interwebs
My three favorite things are Eating My Family and Not Using
CommasCondoms.fify!
As for the original poc, it looks like a giant rabbit was doing the eating
Just eeeww…that’s why I don’t let my dogs lick me. I don’t think they’ve met a shit they couldn’t eat. Yuck.
Good point. But, like YAJ said, if you let any cats roam the kitchen counter after hunkering down in their outhouse-inside-the-house box of gravel, then, that’s a biased, double standard opinion in favor of felines.
Me? I’ll take a canine any day of the week and twice on lazy Sundays, but that species has some rare psychos, too. Little yappers come to mind.
-Just like the little cats that go into some type of brain synapse misfire, when they tear off at full speed across the room and run face first into a vertical hard stop, like a door or a bed headboard.
Some American yutes suffer the same fate, with some inebriated attempts at entertainment. FAFO.
{In my own attempt at humor, I guess the bourbon’s kicking in.}
this one is for YourAverageJoe
Just don’t wind up being the dead mannequin she’s dragging around.
You forgot the theft, abuse and buggery !
Or into the grave. Ten bucks says that kid is going to grow up to be a serial killer, and starts with mom cause…mommy issues.
But has to trans first, b/c of corse
I bet he’s been on every device she listed. Kids aren’t dumb. Well they are, but not in that way.
The difference is that, in 1916, people didn’t walk around all day staring at a newspaper.
No, they weren’t. But they were looking for work. And maybe the next stock pick.
That’s not 2023. This is 2023:
Two sons studying medicine there, they say it gets worse every WEEK.
Animal tranquilizer? Yep. Sounds appropriate.
1916 – Help Wanted section.
2023 – video games
Both purr when you give them a ride.
Well, I know it’s in NC.
expensive mechanic
I did that one 👎. Not for me.
Good thing voting is so effective in usausa. Vote or you are una-murikan
I had never heard of Ivermectin before the plandemic. I take it weekly. Get it at Tractor Supply. I have not been sick since I started taking it.
At Tractor Supply?
Yep, Ivermectin is in the horse wormer paste. Says it is apple flavored, does not taste like apple to me. Been taking it for 2 years now.
My neighbor started taking it a couple months ago. His irritable gut syndrome went away and he can eat anything again.
I have heard several reports of that.
Horse paste. Easier to get, doesn’t have to try to make it through customs, and less expensive.
Yeah, I have some of that paste in a tube, too, but, mark turned the platform monkeys on to a much more palatable version.
Search for Insulin Hub online. You can purchase tablets of IVM from them that originate out of India. And, they won’t hit your CC until delivery is confirmed.
No worries. You don’t have to try talking to a Pradeep or a VeeJay.
Mark’s posted a great contact person w/ a phone number before.
Do a TBP historical search on IVM. Then scan comments.
Seek, and Ye Shall Find.
Good source for HCQ, and other such prepper items the MSM disputes as an effective means of warding off a coronavirus, and other bugs. Customs was never an issue. Answer a few questions, place an order, and be done.
Last tip: Don’t wait until you need it, next Winter. Order it now, as lead times are running about 4 weeks.
Thank you for that
The next generation of the virus will be engineered to be immune to IVM and HQC.
Be aware that a LOT of medications which are over the counter veterinary drugs will no longer be available without a prescription. When? Either this month or next. Don’t know if ivermectin is on the forbidden list or not.
Horse goo or pills? We’ve got the horse goo and hope we don’t have to use it. I ain’t worried about that crap, anyway, but better safe than sorry with these sick bastards trying to bend our will.
Ivermectin is a SUPER WIDE spectrum fixer of much. Not dose size sensitive.
Get the 1% injectable and put a bit in a glass of water. Here’s the dosage conversion chart. It’s based on weight. I get a 250 ml bottle for about $80 and it lasts a long time. It’s shelf stable in the cupboard. I get it mail order from animalrevival dot com
Me: “I’ll take $50 bucks worth on Pump #1, please”
Bartender: “Get your mouth off of the kegger tap, buddy.”
If you got your mouth on it, it is highly suspect now in the beer world
Must be texas, also where the fire ants
My new favourite fuckable cartoon.
Down boy…
Practical armor for battle, unless you fighting the us, will not provide any distraction at all, unless there is a Weiner attached
Ain’t right.
Please.use a kitten next time.
Dowrnvorts bre rike..
LLASSSSISSSSTTT!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Now ther ya go!
I call him Marshall Givens.
(If you haven’t watched Justified, you’re really missing out.)
Thats Right !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awesome show! The new season starts on the 18th. I’m afraid it’ll be fucked up like everything else is these days.
Goldens are beautiful dogs, with or without a hat.
The good news is when the economy collapses and that tree is finally felled, he’ll die of starvation.
Has been since inception, That’s why I call them Watermelons
No one controls me . . . except my wife.
you seem to have an uncontrollable urge to post comments here every Friday
True. FF controls me, too.
BP’s humorous take on things adds spice to the recipe, in my humble opinion.
It’s a dry, biting humor with sharp wit that ought be appreciated, and it is.
-Unlike that joke of a leader up dere in his current country of residence.
Alas, the lower 48 aren’t so great to be led by much better.
In fact, probably worse, by some measures.
The one good antidote?
Why, humor, of course!
And a good libation can’t hurt.
Eh?
If people didn’t post regularly on ff, that would be a fail, so, I guess it’s right, but then ff would be no good, and that’s a fail, mind BLOWN!! Might as well keep posting and let the cards fall where they may
Let the Friday Fail wash over you, and bring you everlasting Friday Fail.
-D’oh.
One of the most true memes I have ever seen.
😅 😂 🤣 😂 😅
Not much worse than all the gender ideology Sesame Street is pushing nowadays.
Just wait until the followers of what’s called “the religion of peace” have out-birthed native western women 4to 1 for another couple of decades. Then it won’t be happening on the dark web, but daily in the town square just like today’s in Libya.
At some point, we’re gonna have to ‘pretend’ there is no law against genocide in this country. Just sayin’
Wrong. That’s Whoopee Goldberg’s latest x-ray.
Indeed, a subspecies.
The ones that need to hear that won’t listen, wtf is smokey wasting his time, Canada needs him more than ever! (For the fires) I don’t hate most canadiens
I’m getting mixed signals here. Are we doin’ this on the hammock or in the woods? If you’re not sure, we can try both and then decide!
Hammock looks suspiciously like the tranny flag. But I’m sure it’s safe.
Women have prostates now, so all these memes get so confusing
I told my doctor I better not feel both hands on my shoulders for the prostate exam.
Gave it to the MIIC, the Bidens, the Bushes, the senators, the welfare bums, Ukraine, . . .
Yep, AOC has a net worth of $24M after “working” four years for $174k/yr. Most come into congress broke as shit and leave millionaires. The $900 hammers make that happen.
I recall her complaining that she couldn’t even afford any of the dress clothes for her new ‘government job’ …
I feel like you read the comments I added to this meme on the other site.
Well we did start quite a few wars, and we even won one of them since 1960.
Not sure we won the ‘police action’ in Korea … given how many communist chinese are here in the US … and koreans, too …
gave it too anyone or anything they could launder it through back to them
He forgot to remove the plastic straw, otherwise he would have been ok
I was thinking when I first saw this story that they’ll nag themselves to death. Anyway, don’t despair, lady. That loser with a thousand bottle notes is available.
When your time is up.
What the hell exploded here?
CNG tank? Usually they’re spun fiberglass but it looks like a ruptured pressure vessel of metal flew out (forward, weird) and bounced back to cold-cock that guy. Not much flame if it was CNG but I don’t know what else holds that kind of pressure for automotive use.
The blast propelled the car forward about 3 feet.
….Found this. looks to be as you describe. Tank in back. Dangerous shit
I watched it several times; sense to me would be something like an out-of-control vehicle came from behind, but don’t see any such thing.
must have been an electric car…they do that spontaneously
Careful of snake oil.
On rattlesnake hunts, they pour a little gasoline into the den to get them to vacate so they can be harvested. This one must have gotten addicted to the fumes.
We used to use Butane. Easier to handle.
That looks like rattlesnake markings. Very dangerous, you go first.
I have killed 4 rattlesnakes on our place in the last 15 months.
Let’s end both by drafting all the LGBTQFUCKEMALL loons into the Ukraine army and send them hurling into the Russian front lines.
Send then to Iran for a hotel rooftop party!
Along with Lindsey Graham.
Graham is a windsock politician.
There is a lot of wind involved when Lindsey is around.
You sure about that? Zelensky is a bit suspect, himself.
But we did get to see a lot of poverty trickling up under 0bama and now Brandon.
…. eco-arson.
They’ve spread far and wide from the original (in the US) ‘wildfires’ in California some years ago.
They were…back in the good old days of the early 80’s.
When you kids refer to the 80’s as the good old days I feel reeeeeeeealy old.
They bring so many of their customs here when they immigrate/invade, but not the one that could help us.
Smart enough to not interrupt us when we harm ourselves in the western nations they’re invading / colonizing?
Students of Sun Tzu
She should contact me. I’m available to tutor this subject. My credentials are sterling.
Still have my NES 16. Ironman Ivan Stewart’s Super Off-Road is one of the best games ever.
I’ve still got the original NES w/ the duck hunt gun and a super NES along with a gaggle of games!
Peace, L.
Everything is FAKE.
And gay.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FmYzNv3WYAEAHv5?format=jpg&name=900×900
You just noticed that? US quit making copper pennies in 1982.
You’re right.
Pennies are copper coated zinc. I remember doing a lab exercise where we used some kind of acid to dissolve the zinc and were left with copper shells.
Female pilots sit in a cuntpit.
Gorgeous. Fly me to the moon, Bebe.
Thx, Arteest.
You’re on fire this fine Friday.
~Rave on.
Too kind.
Be respectful that lady is just trying to land the plane after both pilots died from the clot shot
Just the one, but I haven’t looked at the background.
Can’t see 2 of them because they are covered.
Technically, if she’s willing, 4.
Not much has changed, then.
Touche’
See? Nigs are racist.
Laws, mostly passed by democrats, made this segregation THE LAW. This was as much of a property right violation as forcing people to give them service.
It got worse with Common Core.
Parents who allowed their children to be put through that will get their just rewards.
My favorite hand has always been 4’s, 5’s, and 6’s with a double-double run. Preferably with a 4 or 6 on the deck an the 5 in my had so the opponent doesn’t get the benefit of the 5 on the deck.
No clue what I am looking at here….
a 20 point hand
Cribbage! Got me through grad school, Til I dropped out!
A cribbage game.
8,8,7,7,9 is just as fun. although I was once lucky enough to hit the 5,5,5, jack with the pop up 5 the same suit as the jack in my hand… over 30 years playing cribbage and only once have i gotten a perfect hand
My cousin got the 29 once. Only time I ever heard of anyone get it.
Well now…
. . . that’s all the latest funny, stupid, sexy, dank, thought-provoking, sexy and weird images from (as far as I know) this week.
Since I didn’t rando-like see any redhead pix I’d dare to re-post here – a site largely populated by the likes of people not too unlike myself – I instead leave you all a warning…
HAVE A SUPER WONDERFUL WEEKEND EVERYBODY!!!
Country folk are just pragmatic that way. It’s one of their more endearing qualities.
Contrast the calm reason and logic the male 5th grade teacher uses,
in the debate against emotional delusion of those demanding normies join and accept
their nauseating arguments and accusations of hate for non-acceptance.
Who / which side is the group that’s really harboring hatred?
It’s plain to see.
And, more of this is sorely needed in this fight.
Great rant. Good man.
Love his closing comment.
I have several co-workers that are extreme left. They always start the “debates” and all it takes is common sense, logic and a calm voice to turn them into raving lunatics. They KNOW they are wrong or they wouldn’t get so upset. One night we were all in a hotel bar, we had all consumed probably too much alcohol, the lefties got so mad they were screaming at me. Everyone cleared out of the bar because of their craziness.
I think they were discussing the wrong problem. They should have been talking about guns and ended this stupid argument.
….Close, but doesn’t include hollyweird.
I FOUND EPSTEIN’S PARTIAL CLIENT LIST!!!!
There, FIFY
😅
They sorely need to be Epsteined.
Evacuated from prison and flown to a private island to live the rich life?