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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 12:51 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 1:48 pm
What?
What?
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 10:58 pm

Excellent!

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 9, 2023 12:51 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Nocte_Volens
June 9, 2023 1:49 pm

Marvelous mammaries

What?
What?
  Nocte_Volens
June 9, 2023 10:58 pm

*sigh*

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Nocte_Volens
June 10, 2023 12:22 am

Approved !!!

Thunder
Thunder
  Texas Khaan
June 10, 2023 3:09 am

Guaranteed NO tattoos and straight

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 9, 2023 12:52 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  Nocte_Volens
June 10, 2023 3:10 am

That’s it. I’m off to Singapore and the Marina Bay Sands….. Again!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 12:52 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 12:52 pm

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DanTX
DanTX
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:32 pm

Don’t know who she is. Obviously a moron but looks pretty good!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  DanTX
June 9, 2023 3:34 pm

…Beauty fades and makeup washes right off, but dumb is forever.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  DanTX
June 9, 2023 7:31 pm

Taylor Swift. Woke pop country mega star. Sellout.
Member of the Itty-Bitty-Titty-Committee. Fried eggs at best.
Scalp tickets to one of her concerts to turn a tidy profit.
The fathers of teenage girls will get in a bidding match to buy them off you,
if you’re lucky enough to score four when she comes to Tejas, Tex.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Anonymous
June 9, 2023 10:43 pm

Ass is flat as hell, too.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Jackie Puppet
June 10, 2023 1:15 am

Her bank account ain’t.
I’d suffer through some flat-ass inout inout boredom
with her for a several million “promise not to tell anyone
about that ‘flat-ass’ deal.”

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
June 11, 2023 7:27 pm

You go boy

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 9, 2023 12:55 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Nocte_Volens
June 10, 2023 12:22 am

Approved !!! and lusted after OH YES!

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 9, 2023 12:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:38 pm

digital sun dial..

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DanTX
DanTX
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:33 pm

That is friggin cool!!!!!!!!

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:02 pm

How’s the Mrs?

nkit
nkit
  TwatWaffle
June 9, 2023 5:52 pm

Not so well, but thanks for your concern. Prayers always accepted. Thanks.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2023 1:16 am

They are given.
I wish things were better for you both.

nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2023 11:41 pm

Thank you, Sir..

DanTX
DanTX
  nkit
June 10, 2023 11:22 am

My girl and I are praying for her. Hope for the best.

nkit
nkit
  DanTX
June 10, 2023 11:42 pm

And Thank You, Sir…

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
June 10, 2023 1:54 pm

Prayers always given, sir. Never give up.

nkit
nkit
  Retirednottired
June 10, 2023 11:43 pm

We are like Jimmy V. around here…We NEVER give up!!!!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 11, 2023 7:29 pm

My Best Wishes for You and Yours Sir.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:39 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 10, 2023 1:01 am

What fucking bullshit!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 10, 2023 1:03 am

Who are you morons who up voted that? I want names.

Thunder
Thunder
  Anonymous
June 10, 2023 3:17 am

What, don’t you like smart Women of Color and her history was written well before you were a gleam in your fathers eye. (He should have pulled out)

Dano S.
Dano S.
  Thunder
June 10, 2023 12:47 pm

What I don’t like is bullshit. There is far too much of it around these days and far too many who are so willing to believe everything they hear.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anonymous
June 11, 2023 8:42 pm

I was upvote #33.
And just who are you anyway?

Dano S.
Dano S.
  nkit
June 10, 2023 12:45 pm

They want us to believe that we never would have made it to the moon if it wasn’t for those magic blacks. The Negro Aeronautic and Space Administration. What a joke. The true facts about their contributions are much easier to believe. They were third tier figure checkers.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 1:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:40 pm

“A 106-Year-Old From The Philippines Is Vogue’s Oldest Ever Cover Model”

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  nkit
June 9, 2023 10:45 pm

She love you looooooonng time!

Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
June 10, 2023 12:59 am

Much better than what they tend to put up recently. Waaay hotter than big mike, fatties and trannies, but I repeat myself

Dano S.
Dano S.
  nkit
June 10, 2023 12:48 pm

You can put lipstick on a pig…..

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 11, 2023 8:43 pm

Tats are gross

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 1:59 pm

Yeah, but Canada’s national symbol is the beaver.

DanTX
DanTX
  Bob P
June 9, 2023 2:34 pm

I like beaver.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  DanTX
June 9, 2023 3:36 pm

….as long as they’re not infected.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
June 9, 2023 9:19 pm

… or infested … 

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:41 pm

“Tibetan White Yak – The Snow White Yak Is The Rarest Color Phase Of Yak In The World. In China And Tibet They Figure Their Numbers To Be Around 3% Of The Population, With The Vast Majority Of Those Residing In Tianzhu Tibet, There Almost All Of Their Yaks Are White!”

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SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  nkit
June 9, 2023 1:48 pm

That is an impressive animal.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:00 pm

Glorifying white yaks is racist.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
June 10, 2023 1:56 pm

Okay.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:14 pm

Appa

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 10, 2023 1:04 am

The yak keeper has a mask.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 11, 2023 8:45 pm

I’d hire a White Yak over a black one anyday.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:43 pm

“This Bonsai Tree Was Planted In 1625 And Has Lived Through A Lot Of History In It’s 400 Years Of Existence. It Survived The Atomic Blast In Hiroshima On August 6, 1945 Even Though It Was Only Two Miles Away At That Time”

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 10, 2023 1:04 am

More incredible bullshit

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 1:44 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:04 pm

Arm torpedo.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Bob P
June 9, 2023 2:54 pm

Mk48 ADCAP armed

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
June 10, 2023 1:57 pm

How ’bout Chicago?

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:44 pm

“The Third Grade Teacher Teaches Science In A Full Body Suit!”

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:06 pm

Miss Tuden, your ovaries are hot!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:39 pm

….I’d be more interested in she stopped before removing her skin.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 1:45 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:07 pm

The 2023 VW Minion.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:45 pm

“Bic Using The Same Pen Design Since 1955”
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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:20 pm

It it ain’t broke, don’t fix it …

Coca-Cola never learned that … Widebuzzer never learned it … Target never learned it … 

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anthony Aaron
June 9, 2023 4:11 pm

Bud Light too.

Go woke, go broke is a lesson that still hasn’t been learned.

L Lewsor
L Lewsor
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2023 2:05 pm

Good, let’s keep teaching it.

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Anthony Aaron
June 10, 2023 11:48 am

Mexican Coca Cola is the original recipy.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
June 10, 2023 12:30 am

Excellent for shooting chewed up notebook paper, aka spitballs.

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
June 9, 2023 1:45 pm

What kind of weird person videos themselves on the toilet???

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:46 pm

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DanTX
DanTX
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:40 pm

That should never be done. Proper firearm safety should always be used. The founding fathers, when advocating for the second amendment, clearly said safety and ability were required to use a firearm.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  DanTX
June 9, 2023 4:16 pm

comment imageer.com/HyPJ.mp4

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
June 9, 2023 11:11 pm

….Ha! Gold.

A9racer
A9racer
  DanTX
June 10, 2023 8:39 am

Lighten up, Francis. Annie Oakley was world famous for not adhering to “firearm technique”.
You just mad cause that chick with the nice ass can shoot way better than you.

Dano S.
Dano S.
  A9racer
June 10, 2023 1:10 pm

I don’t think you know what good shooting is. You mix up good shooting with trick shooting. Two different skills.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 11, 2023 8:49 pm

How many ducks or doves will I shoot from that stance???

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:46 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 1:49 pm

….Disappointed that the chute opened.

Was hoping for a little puff of dust when he hit bottom. Wile E style.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 1:46 pm

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Gary Olson
Gary Olson
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:03 pm

Usually cats don’t stay in the water.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Gary Olson
June 9, 2023 9:13 pm

But it did land on its feet.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:47 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:21 pm

Covered up the photo cell … good trick …

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Anthony Aaron
June 9, 2023 9:13 pm

It was trying to start before he landed.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:24 pm

Smacking it is always the first thing to try.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:47 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:04 pm

hahahahahahahhahaahaha

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:33 pm

Hahahahahaha

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
June 9, 2023 4:17 pm

Never gets old….

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:47 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:23 pm

Yea, roll the window up , that should do it.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 1:47 pm

This should end the pedophile debate
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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:12 pm

But who would govern us and make movies?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bob P
June 9, 2023 2:22 pm

I’ll risk it … 

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
June 9, 2023 2:25 pm

And the roads…..

Dano S.
Dano S.
  Bob P
June 10, 2023 1:13 pm

True, but they do both those things so poorly that that alone is reason enough for the helicopter-woodchipper treatment.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:24 pm

Should end the political debate too.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
June 10, 2023 8:23 pm

All those Hollywood pedophiles need to come to an end.

No, wait, that was phrased badly.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:48 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:23 pm

Not bad … jumps straight up in the air, does a 270º turn … and runs off after landing on all fours …

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anthony Aaron
June 9, 2023 2:34 pm

Why didn’t the bananas detonate?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  YourAverageJoe
June 9, 2023 9:22 pm

The fuses have been removed …

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:48 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:26 pm

Deserves to be hit ( by something that will well protect the other driver).

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:48 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:24 pm

Loook , China shop —- go go go

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:49 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
June 10, 2023 2:02 pm

I’m not sure if that is stupid or really stupid.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Retirednottired
June 11, 2023 8:55 pm

He had the CALIF shirt on didn’t he???

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:49 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:35 pm

Awesome

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:50 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:07 pm

….If you don’t get it right the first time.. you don’t get another try.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:24 pm

Monkey see, monkey do …

Bauls
Bauls
  Anthony Aaron
June 10, 2023 1:05 am

On today’s episode of “WHY?”

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:50 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
June 10, 2023 8:26 pm

A bare skin rug.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 1:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:16 pm

Sure. You know about LGBTQ+++? I’m an L, so what’s your number?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
June 9, 2023 4:28 pm

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Now its UFOs.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
June 9, 2023 9:40 pm

Wanted:New Boogeyman.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:51 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:17 pm

Camel toll.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
June 10, 2023 8:27 pm

Let some air out of the tires.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:52 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:19 pm

Prairie dog.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
June 9, 2023 2:27 pm

Extremely well fed prairie dog.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
June 9, 2023 4:19 pm

Seriously, who owns a cabybara as a pet?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
June 9, 2023 6:09 pm

That guy.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Colorado Artist
June 9, 2023 9:17 pm

Maybe he is just walking his dinner home.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
June 10, 2023 8:29 pm

“Where on earth did that fat, ugly thing come from?”

“China! They have millions of them living there.”

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:52 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:11 pm

….Looks like one of those ACME gadgets. They seem to work on the trial use, but never when it’s critical.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anonymous
June 9, 2023 2:28 pm

The Little Giant lives up to every bit of its hype in my opinion.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  MrLiberty
June 9, 2023 6:24 pm

steps are too narrow

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:21 pm

I liked her better when she wore a mask. At least then we didn’t have to look at her face.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Bob P
June 9, 2023 2:58 pm

She did hoark an onion ring from the nigger street resident…

eraser
eraser
  TwatWaffle
June 9, 2023 7:58 pm

+1,000 for hoark.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:29 pm

Needs some facial reconstruction.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 9, 2023 4:33 pm

I just read a book on marriage that says treat your wife like you treated her on the first date.
So after dinner tonight I’m dropping her off at her parents’ house.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
June 10, 2023 10:24 pm

Was never going to get a tip from that party, anyway.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:54 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:13 pm

…Sorry sir, our initial cost estimate was a little low.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:28 pm

Patient has strong vitals . . . check that. Patient’s vitals are deteriorating.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 9, 2023 4:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:29 pm

They hurt, as did thumb tacks on your chair.

BB
BB
  Bob P
June 9, 2023 3:19 pm

Saw a kid in high school reach over and put one on another guys chair and when he sat down someone had already given it back to him.

Thunder
Thunder
  BB
June 10, 2023 3:38 am

I had a fondness for those brown steel hair clips with ripples on one side. They drew lots of Blood

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:55 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:28 pm

When was the last time you saw or bought an axe that was engraved?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anthony Aaron
June 9, 2023 4:22 pm

Best on line store ever for all things edged.
Especially ‘hawks.
And the guy who runs it is a gem.
https://ragweedforgestore.com/
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$54.

Thunder
Thunder
  Anthony Aaron
June 10, 2023 3:42 am

987 AD at Erik the Axe Mart, Stockholm West Sweden. I think they are still in business.
My favorite was the big hammer I have, that never leaves my hand for long( but I have said to much)

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:30 pm

Needs some politician blood.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:32 pm

Nothing else having worked, Biden ships Tic-Tac guns to Ukraine.

DanTX
DanTX
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:47 pm

The wonders created with 3D printers.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:57 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:34 pm

Don’t bother checking out the website. There are no naked pictures of her mom.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:59 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:16 pm

….Like a boss.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
June 10, 2023 1:21 am

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

BAUS!

bauls
bauls
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2023 7:34 pm

You spelled my name wrong 🙁

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:36 pm

The date ended well, though. I accidentally shoved him into the polar bear exhibit.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 1:59 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 9, 2023 4:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:00 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:19 pm

….I would buy one just on that bad ass sign alone.