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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:00 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:42 pm

Alien eyes….can’t be good

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  nkit
June 11, 2023 11:04 pm

How’s that a fail?

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:01 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  nkit
June 10, 2023 3:50 am

Them are very Very bright lights in Belgium and the cloud cover seems very thin every damned where and the Sahara sand very white even at night and I very much doubt Burkina Faso and North of it even has electricity where it is bright as day. Should I question the color of the Atlantic and its wave patterns or am I being a little picky (Not about You nkit).
So in conclusion we have seven complete morons (not Maroons) at least.
Wake the F up, your being mentally disarmed for the slaughter.
God help you when AI takes you Eyes and mind away.
THINK! For God sake THINK

Lostokie
Lostokie
  nkit
June 10, 2023 10:50 am

How does this work if the earth is flat?

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Lostokie
June 10, 2023 4:54 pm

That dark part is from the anti-Sun which circles around squirting out shadows.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:01 pm

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Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:01 pm

Actually, there is one … Exodus 20:16 ‘Thou shalt not bear false witness.’

BB
BB
  Will the Scot
June 9, 2023 4:12 pm

So there is a law.

Thunder
Thunder
  BB
June 10, 2023 4:02 am

Yup! been there along long time, even longer than “shall NOT be abridged”

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:41 pm

Isn’t that the trash coon?

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:04 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 9, 2023 4:43 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 9, 2023 4:44 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 9, 2023 4:45 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 9, 2023 4:46 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 9, 2023 4:47 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2023 1:17 am

Do burn scars count as tattoos, I wonder

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2023 8:29 am

Hope she’s at my range this afternoon when I go to try out my new Hellcat.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 9, 2023 4:45 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2023 2:39 pm

Stop jiggling around and just shoot the gun!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:04 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:23 pm

…There was another glitch with the remote control.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:04 pm

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Fred Derf
Fred Derf
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:53 pm

gaurs

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 10, 2023 12:27 am

if you have a cat, most all breeds, have false eyes above their real eyes. When their eyes are closed, look and you will see that the stripe above their eyes looks like a pupil. That way when they are asleep, it still looks like their eyes are open

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anonymous
June 10, 2023 9:24 pm

And all this time I thought it was a target.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2023 1:24 am

HOO-MAANS.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:05 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:32 pm

FAFO … writ large …

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:05 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:34 pm

From the song in ‘Chicago’ … ‘He had it coming … ‘

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:06 pm

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DanTX
DanTX
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:53 pm

Looks like a nice countertop. I hate installing sinks but you gotta put all the retainers on. Don’t use a toilet plunger to unclog a sink….. geez.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  DanTX
June 10, 2023 4:57 pm

Looks like they think a plunger just gets pressed down as hard as you can.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:06 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:25 pm

….Socialists feeding the masses.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:34 pm

One of those new ‘pay attention’ moms …

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
June 9, 2023 8:52 pm

Dad would never do the that

fujigm
fujigm
  TN Patriot
June 9, 2023 9:49 pm

With dad, the kid would be acquiring the taste for jalapenos…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2023 1:25 am

Asshat Of Color serving her voters.

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
June 12, 2023 2:13 pm

BITCH!! GIMME SOME FOOD!

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:06 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:35 pm

Awesome and brilliant all at once …

DanTX
DanTX
  Anthony Aaron
June 9, 2023 2:55 pm

Wow, that really is.

Deimos
Deimos
  nkit
June 10, 2023 7:14 am
nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:07 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  nkit
June 10, 2023 4:08 am

see Reverent prayer works, even for flying Pizza

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Thunder
June 10, 2023 4:59 pm

Franchise pizza joint, named “Frisbee Pizzas”. Yes, they do deliver.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:08 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:27 pm

…This vid is cut short for a reason.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:36 pm

I’ll bet that was fatal … or nearly so …

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:09 pm

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Mesomorph
Mesomorph
  nkit
June 10, 2023 2:18 am

Gooooooooooooooooooooooool

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:09 pm

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Suds
Suds
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:14 pm

Meme Dog Regulars having a blast keeping FF up and entertaining.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:10 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:29 pm

…Da wife would be freaking out, thrashing about and screaming like a banshee.

DanTX
DanTX
  Anonymous
June 9, 2023 3:01 pm

I live in a rural area with lots and lots of insects. You don’t mess with them, they don’t mess with you. We have lots of bees out here for pollination. They are very curious. They will fly up and look you right in the face. If you don’t freak out and thrash about, they just look at you and move on. You freak out, they freak out and you get stung. There have been times when I had a dozen bees flying around my head and they are just nice as can bee! LOL

Anonymous
Anonymous
  DanTX
June 9, 2023 3:54 pm

….Yep, been telling her that for 30+ years but she had a traumatic insect event as a kid and hasn’t shaken the fear. She’s much better than when we met but she has somewhat learned to heed the urge to thrash about, but the sheer terror causes her to shake and whine in terror.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  DanTX
June 9, 2023 6:07 pm

Some insects are hard to ignore.
We just moved to a different home and became acquainted with 8inch venomous red headed centipedes. I stopped short of screaming out loud like a little girl, but was screaming on the inside.

I caught and released the centipede away from the house. Scorpions are fairly numerous and are poisoned and stomped on. No mercy for them.

DanTX
DanTX
  Anon y mous
June 10, 2023 11:36 am

10 Feet around my houses is scorched earth. Poison is sprayed twice a week. In my area we have little scorpions and thank God we do not have those centipedes. There would be no relocation for those.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  DanTX
June 9, 2023 8:57 pm

Yep. Many times I have been pulling weeds in the beds with bumble bees hovering around the flowers. They know I am not a threat, unless I get too close to their nest. The noise let’s me know to skip that area.

Bauls
Bauls
  TN Patriot
June 10, 2023 1:22 am

We got some bitch wasps that would go out of the way to sting if you stood still, or if you freaked out, they don’t give a shit

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  TN Patriot
June 10, 2023 3:08 pm

Ground wasps are the worst. You can’t even see the nest in the grass, but when you step in it, they have NO mercy. I was once stung a dozen times for my carelessness. That evening, I introduced them to my little friend, Raid Wasp & Hornet.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  DanTX
June 10, 2023 2:47 pm

When they are swarming, they are quite docile. Their only focus is following the queen. They rarely sting unless provoked or you’re messing around near their hive entrance.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:11 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 9, 2023 4:41 pm

How much did that cost us?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  YourAverageJoe
June 9, 2023 11:03 pm

Our freedoms.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
June 10, 2023 1:28 am

The government:
TWFYSU.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:12 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:37 pm

Looks phoney to me …

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:48 pm

Is this what’s making all those robotic phone calls?

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:13 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:53 pm

Looks like he doesn’t need any food for about a month.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:13 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  nkit
June 10, 2023 4:11 am

lean chicken is good Chicken chow mien

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:14 pm

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  nkit
June 10, 2023 8:46 am

Not sure how many of ya are as old as me physically, but I ain’t simply getting up from that. Either way, it’s off to the emergency room.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
June 9, 2023 4:46 pm

The making of a king..

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
June 9, 2023 4:47 pm

Good Boy!!!!

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:15 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:34 pm

….pride month in the desert.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:39 pm

Seriously FAFO … 

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:08 pm

Aren’t those the same two guys in FF today, where one fell through the roof? Middle Eastern version of “Jackass”?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:15 pm

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  USA Cowboy
June 10, 2023 8:47 am

Doubly so

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:16 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:16 pm

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DanTX
DanTX
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 3:12 pm

Fuck lebron

Bauls
Bauls
  DanTX
June 10, 2023 1:25 am

Hard pass dan

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  DanTX
June 10, 2023 1:30 am

Fuck indoor negro handball too.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  USA Cowboy
June 10, 2023 8:48 am

Not too many people other than Lebron would say that to begin with. He’s a legend in his own mind.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  USA Cowboy
June 10, 2023 5:07 pm

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 10, 2023 5:07 pm

Tell me you’re a dumbass, without telling me you’re a dumbass.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 11, 2023 10:50 pm

Makes an ex Excellent target for the range.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:17 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  nkit
June 10, 2023 4:14 am

Manchester’s 2nd reserve bench type

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:17 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:41 pm

My former wife and I had 4 cats at once … and it was always interesting to watch their pre-fighting and fighting behaviors with and against each other …

It also amazed me how a ‘fight’ between our 2 males — one a Maine coon the other a larger mixed breed — could last less than a second and yet leave so much blood and fur on the floor …

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anthony Aaron
June 11, 2023 10:52 pm

Hopefully you unloaded the worthless bastards on her.

pinata filled with bees
pinata filled with bees
  nkit
June 9, 2023 5:06 pm

whitesplainin’

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:18 pm

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DanTX
DanTX
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:13 pm

That is at best a medium size spider.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  nkit
June 10, 2023 8:50 am

Is that where twerking originated?

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:18 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:42 pm

They just don’t make 2 x 4s the way they used to …

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:11 pm

Fool! I told you to use two-by-eights!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:57 pm

…At least 5 of them and they all thought this was gonna be a good idea.

Thunder
Thunder
  nkit
June 10, 2023 4:18 am

4 are qualified structural engineers and one is a Lumber salesman

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  nkit
June 10, 2023 8:51 am

Carvana in Eastern Europe?

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:18 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:19 pm

WTH are all these? No seriously
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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 3:12 pm

‘None of your fucking business’ should be a response category.

DanTX
DanTX
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 3:15 pm

Straight or mental case homo… that’s it.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
June 10, 2023 1:04 am

WHAT? The orientation Zoophile isn’t listed, nor is the subcategory ponysexual?

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Texas Khaan
June 10, 2023 5:08 pm

Necro-sado-beastialist.

No sense beating a dead horse.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:20 pm

Anyone remember this show
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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:48 pm

Johnny Quest, his Dad, and Hadji

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  YourAverageJoe
June 9, 2023 3:12 pm

Nope. Dad had a beard. That’s Race Bannon.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
June 9, 2023 3:27 pm

Don’t forget Bandit the dog

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  YourAverageJoe
June 10, 2023 8:52 am

Sorry, but the meme writer got it correct.

the next same old thing
the next same old thing
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 5:09 pm

the venture bros?

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:20 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:49 pm

Hope he’s in England.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
June 9, 2023 5:43 pm

‘Strrraaaalllia, mate!
It’s a taipan!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2023 4:04 pm

He’s on the left side of road, didn’t see snake.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:21 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  nkit
June 10, 2023 4:20 am

NEVER skip leg day… Never!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:21 pm

Where’s the comma guy
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Bauls
Bauls
  USA Cowboy
June 10, 2023 1:29 am

Just grab one of the extras posted several pages ago

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:21 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 9, 2023 9:17 pm

Sweet revenge …

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:22 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:45 pm

Old Nakamichi equipment was really quite excellent … the PA-7 Power Amp and the CA-5 Control Amp we bought in ’86 is still working on the KEF 105.2 speakers we bought at the same time.

Thunder
Thunder
  Anthony Aaron
June 10, 2023 4:27 am

another audiophile, I do love music played direct. my NS 1000 speakers still sing but the Jamo’s 3 ways that weigh 57 KG each need a valve amp and I cannot get a working one that does 200 watts per side

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:16 pm

The high-end cassette decks were good machines. I had a Tandberg. Still using my Tandberg receiver from 1975.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:24 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:37 pm

She’ll be pregnant before high school.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
June 9, 2023 2:46 pm

….Not if the teachers can sterilize her first.

Thunder
Thunder
  nkit
June 10, 2023 4:31 am

She has good taste, he is a looker but I hope he is learning they will break you heart, bank balance and family apart

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  nkit
June 10, 2023 9:00 am

At least he’s straight. Jury is still out on her.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 10, 2023 1:30 pm

….Even at that age, notice before she stepped back to protect herself, she pushed him away into harms way.
Typical..