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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:25 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  nkit
June 10, 2023 4:36 am

I was told by a woman that those white crack eaters are hard to get poo stains out of, and if they Fart the exhaust is pure light weight spray excrement. Don’t get to excited.

A9racer
A9racer
  Thunder
June 10, 2023 9:17 am

Well Thunder, sounds like the chick you asked doesn’t know how to wipe her ass.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:25 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  nkit
June 10, 2023 4:37 am

Next years breakfast, those mothers can climb fast

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
June 10, 2023 4:45 pm

FA/FO

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:26 pm

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DanTX
DanTX
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:18 pm

Ward, you were a little hard on the beaver last night.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:28 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:23 pm

I hope it gets cancelled right away.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:29 pm

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DanTX
DanTX
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:20 pm

Votes are not counted anymore.

Bob P
Bob P
  DanTX
June 9, 2023 3:25 pm

Sure they are. They’re counted for as long after election day as it takes the Democrats to win. A lot of Democrats votes are counted at least twice. They even count the dead’s votes.

Thunder
Thunder
  DanTX
June 10, 2023 4:40 am

You don’t exist and they now they don’t fear you. They own it from the top down and if you walk into the wrong building your getting 3 squares a day for 10 years

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:31 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:39 pm

Bud Light is for putting out forest fires.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Anonymous
June 9, 2023 8:39 pm

Don’t give them any ideas or the gov will pay $100/case.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:34 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:39 pm

Millions more need to be dragged through the forest.

DanTX
DanTX
  MrLiberty
June 9, 2023 3:21 pm

And left there.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
June 9, 2023 5:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:28 pm

Yeah, can’t have the plebs questioning the phony narrative.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:37 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  nkit
June 10, 2023 4:42 am

We are the glue but it is slowly decaying. After we are gone … who will resist.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:38 pm

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Phil
Phil
  nkit
June 9, 2023 4:12 pm

6 million jews AND 5 million others! Why is it always just the 6 million jews?

eraser
eraser
  Phil
June 9, 2023 7:11 pm

Been asking myself this a lot lately.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Phil
June 9, 2023 9:00 pm

Seems (((they))) have used that number 6 million a lot over the years … 

Thunder
Thunder
  Phil
June 10, 2023 4:45 am

Because “we” are special. Ask a manager of a modern crematorium how many per day / oven. Then you know it was totally fabricated figures to “shame on you”

VOWG
VOWG
  Thunder
June 10, 2023 7:24 am

Anyone who saw the massive size of those ovens would kick your ass from here to Israel.

Lostokie
Lostokie
  VOWG
June 10, 2023 11:12 am

And still, in 70 A.D. the Romans killed more Jews faster than the Nazis.

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  Lostokie
June 10, 2023 10:04 pm

But not the 900 that held out for 3 years before killing themselves, rather than be killed by the Romans.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  VOWG
June 10, 2023 11:30 pm

Do you have a picture of those ovens to show us? I’ve never seen one.

Toleco
Toleco
  nkit
June 9, 2023 5:59 pm

Knowing everything the government does to us when we have weapons, imagine what they would do to us if they could take them all away.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:39 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:33 pm

Oh, I think we do. If enough people believed us we could change society’s disastrous course since so much the criminals get away with is only because deluded voters consent. Plus, our family and friends wouldn’t think we’re loons.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
June 9, 2023 7:24 pm

I don’t think it’s so much about knowing the truth. I sure as hell don’t know the truth.
What I know is that what’s fed to the masses by governmedia is wall-to-wall bullshit in one way or another. Trying to get as many of the brainwashed normies as possible to also realize that it’s bullshit is absolutely crucial.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:41 pm

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DanTX
DanTX
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:26 pm

Gotta get rid of the grifting career politicians and cut the federal government back to what it is supposed to be. The federal government is only there to protect our borders and settle disputes between states. All other governing is at the state and local level, where we can easily hold these people responsible. No government would not be good for many people.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 10, 2023 12:21 am

I’d say just cut down the whole damn tree

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:34 pm

And you deserve each other.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:44 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 2:59 pm

Anti 2 A Rino

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:46 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:46 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:52 pm

Ask it who paid the largest criminal fine in history.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
June 9, 2023 3:01 pm

I’m sorry Dave , Pfizer wont allow me to do that

DanTX
DanTX
  Anonymous
June 9, 2023 3:29 pm

Open the pod bay doors!

Thunder
Thunder
  Anonymous
June 10, 2023 4:59 am

Jamie Diamond enters the chat and says “We keep a pen and a check book” that says you are small time crooks

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  YourAverageJoe
June 9, 2023 4:06 pm

And I worked for them. Quit after 7 months. And that was in 2016. Got blacklisted, can I say that, and haven’t worked since

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 4:07 pm

Oh and J&J are up with them in total fines.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 11:30 pm

….Did you mange to get out with your soul intact?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Anonymous
June 10, 2023 7:17 pm

That’s why I left making bank as Specialty Rep in Northeast. Packed bags in 2020 and moved South. F’ff them and New England

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:46 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 9:02 pm

Better still … finish school the same sex you were born …

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:47 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 7:27 pm

Still don’t understand why he didn’t use the Iron Fist on that Michael Jackson impersonator.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:47 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
June 9, 2023 2:48 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  TwatWaffle
June 9, 2023 3:01 pm

….Impressive.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:48 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:40 pm

Yeah but some of Biden’s quotes show the revolutionary spirit is still alive: “We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created by the—you know, you know, the thing.”

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 9, 2023 2:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:52 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 9, 2023 9:04 pm

They’re not confused … that would imply that they aren’t doing things deliberately … which is absolutely not the case — all of it is being done deliberately …

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  Anthony Aaron
June 10, 2023 9:12 am

And for God’s sake, quit saying Biden until the General debates if he makes it that far. It’s Obama, damn it.

Thunder
Thunder
  nkit
June 10, 2023 5:11 am

Bring back Salem.. She/he is a witch/warlock, burn her /him (and bring me my Eye bleach)
and because of the above Burn “it” twice to be very sure she/ he is not a duck

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:53 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:05 pm

..I love it when these bimbos lose their pretentious poise

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 9, 2023 5:49 pm

great recovery!

Thunder
Thunder
  Anonymous
June 10, 2023 5:12 am

Ice skating has its advantages

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 10, 2023 12:22 am

majority of them are men, including the Victoria Secret “girls”
sorry guys…

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  Anonymous
June 10, 2023 9:13 am

is that the Secret®?

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:54 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 9, 2023 4:49 pm

Because no child should have to live without pinworms.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:55 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:07 pm

….Why is he mad, I thought the object of the game was to get the ball into the hole

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:55 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:08 pm

…Pretty lame ass handrail.

Thunder
Thunder
  Anonymous
June 10, 2023 5:16 am

QA is not as good as it once was. Biden is a great example of missing inspection

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:56 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 9, 2023 4:50 pm

Cool duck

Thunder
Thunder
  YourAverageJoe
June 10, 2023 5:18 am

You do know that is duck pate and yes it is served cooled

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:56 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:10 pm

…Hopefully this teaches her to hold her hands up higher on the ropes..

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:57 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 9, 2023 4:50 pm

TWFYSU

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:58 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  nkit
June 10, 2023 5:21 am

That’s exactly what my wifes face said.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 2:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 3:00 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  nkit
June 10, 2023 5:22 am

The finger done Merc style

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  nkit
June 10, 2023 9:17 am

Showoff.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 3:01 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 9, 2023 11:33 pm

….Had too many beers at the doggy bar.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 3:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 3:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 9, 2023 3:52 pm

And sex.

tsquared
tsquared
June 9, 2023 3:03 pm

The steps with the poured concrete ramp is the Sofi hotel in Kabul Afghanistan.

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 3:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 3:04 pm

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justsayin
justsayin
  nkit
June 10, 2023 8:15 pm

D&SNGRR

nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 3:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 9, 2023 3:05 pm

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