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Friday Fail Shallow Thoughts of the Week
It’s been quite the exceptional week, and it’s par for the course. If that sounds contradictory, welcome to the 2023 shit show. Sorting out what’s true from what’s not may seem hopeless, but it isn’t as hopeless as most people imagine. The secret to learning the truth isn’t some bald guru on a mountaintop or years of intensive study in a particular field, it’s the media. Everyone here knows it, but for the stupid people (i.e., 95% of the planet), here’s the secret: Apply my heuristic to mainstream media coverage of any seemingly major event to learn the truth.
Is the MSM covering the earth-shattering event?
Yes –> Then the truth is the opposite of the chosen narrative.
No –> Then the event did occur, and it’s true.
Let’s apply that to this week’s big news, shall we? A large dam in Ukraine exploded with horrific consequences for nearby inhabitants. MSM covered it, but nowhere near to the extent it would seem to merit. They told us Putin did it. Now, we all know, courtesy of MSM, that Putin loves to shoot himself in his crotch. He blew up his own gas pipelines when he could’ve merely shut a valve or two. He keeps trying to blow up his nuclear power plant, but he’s too incompetent to accomplish it. Now he’s blown up his own dam, because again, the workings of a valve are beyond him, and he wants to demolish his own people. What’s the truth? MSM tells us he did it. Therefore we did it.
Second. Faux-president Biden allegedly accepted a $5 million bribe from corrupt Ukrainian oligarchs and real-president Trump possesses boxes with secret documents. What secrets? They’re too secret to tell anyone about—even Trump! Because, even though a president can declassify anything he pleases, he can’t declassify these documents, which they can’t identify because, uh, national security. Plus he moved the boxes around in his mansion, which, apparently, is far worse than taking a $5 million bribe, because Trump’s being charged and Biden isn’t even being investigated. Oh, and Biden has secret docs in many boxes that he’s moved all over the place, and he doesn’t have the authority to declassify, but no one cares. What’s really going on? First note that the decision to indict Trump came out the same day the FBI finally relented and shared the damning document pointing to Biden’s guilt, which afforded MSM the opportunity to ignore the Biden bribe, therefore Biden must be guilty. Contrariwise, MSM reporters are climbing over each other to cover the Trump indictment, implying or expressing Trump’s obvious guilt, so he must be innocent.
What about the flying saucers? Whistleblowers are claiming the government has multiple alien craft, complete with alien bodies—not the illegal aliens MSM loves, but 9-foot or 3-foot tall ones with big eyes from farther away than Mexico. Now this would be the biggest news of the millennium, if true. Space craft are all around us, we’re told, and even though billions of people have excellent cameras in their phones, all they’ve managed to capture are blurry pictures no one can make out. On the other hand, it seems geocentric to believe we’re all alone in the universe. On the third hand—and some aliens must have at least three hands—if the aliens are smart enough to master interstellar travel, why would they be stupid enough to travel to this fucked-up planet? Are we on their menu? (If so, I ask the aliens to leave our kids alone; they’re already at great risk from earthling pedophiles in our political, financial, and entertainment capitals. Eat the old bastards in charge of those capitals.) MSM isn’t covering this story to any real extent, so I guess it must be true. Let’s send some of those 9-foot illegal aliens to NYC and watch the mayor freak out.
MSM says the vaccines are safe and effective, so they’re not. They say Ukraine is winning the war, so Russia is winning. They say the economy is fine, so it’s fucked. They don’t cover the wide-open southern border, so it’s wide open. They say the 2020 and 2022 elections were fair, so they were stolen. They say all the fires are due to climate change, so they’re due to mismanagement of forests. (Oh, by the way, US media are as one labeling it Canadian smoke, implying, I think, we Canadians are setting our forests ablaze on purpose. Well, cut it out, Yanks, or I’ll light the forest behind my house aflame and you can choke on my smoke!)
Beware that if, in response to the latest outrage perpetrated by the criminals in charge, MSM tries to soothe people’s nerves with something trite like, ‘The sun will rise tomorrow,’ party hearty that night because . . . it won’t.
Aren’t you glad I cleared all that up? See how much we can learn from FF?
The alien story may be true but with a twist…. they are really the fallen angels, nephilim, demons or something related that will, along with their evil puppets they have compromised on this Earth, use the alien story as a cover. All fits into the strong delusion noted in the Bible. If this is the case, the MSM would never report this as a possibility.
My girl says the exact same thing. She tries to convince but so far I am skeptical.
Canadian smoke will be a new flavor of donut at Tim Horton’s soon.
Hey Bob? Can I repost your post to other social media?
Sure.
Let’s Roll, Heathens!
At least it made it to port, pun intended. Port get it? It’s listing to the port side. Hahahaha. Oh well.
just scratch your balls and leave the jokes to comedians!
Well, the stream is for cleaning up turds like that one.
I’m failing.
Wait. Check that.
Memes with a long ass URL string that begins with “GoogleUserContent…” fail to get captured here, after right clicking, and selecting Copy Image Location, and Pasting in FF Comments field. Multiple times.
I thought I had the steps down.
Yeah, Fail. Sigh….I’m trying, Nkit.
I’m trying to help the effort, in your sorely missed absence, fren.
Prayers still outbound, daily, for you and your mate, bud. Peace.
The other monkeys have been piling on, but Fridays ain’t the same w/o you.
Just because of us green tea drinkers. I got nothing against coffee.
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9443066368/h57F16F51/knock-kn-bark-bark-bark-bark-comic-illustration-two-dogs-on-a-couch-barking-at-the-window-draw_tism
Woohoo! Friday Fail has posted, the weekend has begun, the beer is almost perfectly chilled and I’ve got nothing better to do that I want to do more than spend some quality time here on TBP.
Unfortunately, the dishes are calling my name. I’m going to buzz through the comments, then go deal with that disaster area. Then I’ll come back with a scotch and spend some quality time.
Duty calls, No Name. But, I’ll have you know, it’s past 6pm in my neck of the woods, and you’ve inspired me to pour a glass of Elijah Craig Small Batch into a small glass over ice.
Cheers, lady!
Thanks for the pics of the dried out, disgusting worm, Gramps. You asking if I want to go fishing?
Oops. Sorta been there. Thought I was talking sexy to my husband, and turned out I had sent that to my neighbor. My female neighbor. *cringe*
well, at least he didn’t screw up enough to send them to a granddaughter!
When all else fails, type a meme, verbatim…
STOP NAMING HOSPITALS AFTER DEAD PEOPLE.
Give us some hope.
Like,
Where’s the Keith Richards Life Extension Clinic?
We used to call those….
JOKES!
And Biden was actually embarrassed by the goatfuckers.
Quite possibly paid by them, as well.
Nothing can embarrass that old piece of shit.
Laughed out loud. Many thx!
In 1960s Brooklyn summers we kids used to go out not long after dawn, go home for lunch, and again for dinner, and then home for the day by dark. Otherwise, we didn’t see our parents all day. In New York City! We took city buses to school, and our parents didn’t hover by the bus stop till the bus came. We crossed busy avenues like all New Yorkers: wait for traffic to clear in one direction, dart to the yellow line, wait for traffic to clear in the other direction, dart to the sidewalk. From grade one on. Here in 2023 London, ON–a very safe city–parents walk their elementary-school kids to the bus stop in the morning and home from the stop in the afternoon. The kids are escorted everywhere.
It was like that in Oslo, Norway in the 70s. As an eight year old I was allowed to take the bus for a 40+ minute ride to center of town after school if I wanted to. I would then wander anywhere, COMPLETELY SAFE, until it was time to find dad’s office. He’d drive me home in time for dinner, which as soon as done with had me running out to meet friends until dark. On days I didn’t go to Oslo, my friends and I would meet up right after breakfast, travel MILES on our bikes, go home for lunch, meet up again for more adventure, home for dinner and a final meetup until dark. (It gets dark during most of the summer here after 10p.m.)
When moved to Chicago in my early teens, within the city-limits suburb it was much the same as going to Oslo. After I made some ‘friends,’ and gained a modicum of trust, it was same as Norway, except with a lot more TV when raining, haha.
I apologized to my son for our generation(s) not preserving the freedom we had for his generation to enjoy. (He looked up from his screen and said “No worries, Dad.” Says it all about the current young’ns.)
It was the same in the 70’s in west Texas. My friends and I did some stupid stuff but we are smarter for it now. I tried to raise my kids in a similar way but their helicopter mom wouldn’t allow it.
We even stayed out after dark to play games and catch fireflies. Hide and seek is a lot harder in the dark.
Not one of my friends didn’t have a pellet gun, and most had a .22.
No one ever got hurt with them.
fag
He didn’t push it in yer face. He’s a great actor.
And are protected by DAs, the FBI, and state legislatures.
I’ve observed many such pictures at Birkenau.
We can only hope.
Wow, seems like a lot of us were able to enjoy a very similar environment no matter where we were at that time. Here in east TN in the 70’s we could disappear during the summer from sunup to well past sundown. We rode bikes 15 miles away to a state park to swim in the lake or play putt putt. We could walk 5 miles to downtown & frequent the businesses. There was no thinking of abductions or anything of the sort.
We not only survived, we thrived.
We did that on the 90s in Kansas, but of course it was a farm town of about 800 couldn’t have done that if we lived in the city. Shit I wouldn’t do that now in city with my grown ass self
In 1950’s Buffalo, we kids ditto. We WALKED to school and back every day and nobody worried about us not getting there. Crossing streets was a city-style adventure, and I once misjudged and got hit. Nothing broken, thankfully. In 2023 suburban NJ, my son will not allow his daughter to walk a crummy 6 block to her suburban school, and if they are working, I have to go pick her up. This is called “Progress.”
Late 60’s in Central Maine I was 10 years old. I would walk a couple miles down a country road, then a mile down a dirt road to the lake and swim by myself for hours. There was a spring about 100 yards off the dirt road in the woods, it was dug out a bit with a small cedar barrel and a tin cup there. Cold fresh water even in July. I now realize how lucky I was to live in such an amazing place and time.
late 50’s and early 60’s lived on a Navy base. had a hamburger stand and sometimes carried lunches to working sailors so got free meals at the mess hall. didn’t go home until bedtime and sometime I visited the Cali girlies on the base so I didn’t want any escorts anywhere! send all the “adults” to the booze clubs and leave the kids alone to have fun!
How long do you wait b4 taking preemptive action towards some one who let’s you know they want to kill you? Well?
Any time you want.
I guess it depends what state you’re in. And country.
And whether or not you or a trusted neighbor owns a backhoe.
I never knew I was so dangerous and scary. I’m quite proud of myself now.
I keep watching the news for Bob to go down in a blaze of glory, with a melted barrell, and a pile of his enemies, like in the movie 300
Because it has never been true. Did the marketing match reality in 1861?
Whelp, It was true in 1779 and a long time after.
So not never, friendo.
Why is Will Farrel in there?
To paraphrase Roy Schieder in “Jaws”….
“You’re going to need a bigger train.”
Why is HumaHillary, the most qualified POTUS candidate in history, the only one sporting horns? Triggered…Arf Arf Arf!
… or the guy behind the counter at the auto parts store who was asked about windshield wipers and he asked the customer if his car had an automatic transmission or a stick …
I worked at an auto parts/service place in Georgia. Believe me when I tell you that this is not as farfetched as you’d think.
Or the guy that walked into an auto part store and said”How about a gas cap for a Yugo?” and the clerk said “That sounds about right”.
But, to answer the question, it’s pronounced data.
Hold up. Unless ur from newfundland, then its pronounced data
….and a half hour earlier.
Quite right Bob.
It is pronounced “data”
Let me be clear..”data”
End of discussion.
That picture is worth more than a measly 1000 words. that’s the Story of America! Plus…I can HEAR the music as I read it!
If you like sniffing girls at midnight
With your mind on a rape
Then I’m your worst fucking nightmare
Not a chance of escape
#TossEmilyIntoSnowblower
Now, now…
. . . play nicely Bob. After all, it’s (allegedly) a health issue during the early stages.
Shouldn’t we afford the mentally ill one chance at being cured before we Snowblow or Woodchip them?
(Or are you a closet Eugenicist? No judgment from me, if so.)
Give them the benefit of doubt I say. Show them the chipper.
If upon seeing the chipper they have a change in heart you know the commitment wasn’t genuine. If they don’t have that change of mind, then toss’m into the chipper and the mental illness is cured. win win.
That too might work.
only chance of concern here is the chance that machinery could be damaged!
A wood chipper works faster.
Thank you. I was just going to say that a woodchipper would work better, although I did work with a guy on the road crew that got eaten by the mammoth snowblower that we used. He was broken up, but still intact, although very dead. *shrug* Safety regs were for other people.
Faster isn’t necessarily better.
Slow and agonizing…
assuming you actually looked at the picture you are showing signs of a racist masochist? however, I will consider your artistic talents and allow your idea and also vote to join you!
Snowblowers and chipper/shredders are reserved for pedophiles.
why??? sounds like too much idle time and expense?
Let’s unplug the AI and plug the tyrants.
No they have Real Stupidity.
That’s right.
If it isn’t instinctual, then you’re defective. It’s just that simple.
If you can’t control your instincts and impulses? You’re defective. Just that simple.
Are you defective and want to find help?
Get Jesus! IT’S JUST THAT SIMPLE!
That comment deserves an ultra-rare (from me, anyway) FIVE white thumbs up.
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
When they do that it means rabies and they must be destroyed.
TWFYSU.
Aww, it’s just a kitten! Even though I don’t like cats.
Missing from the equation: 95% moronic voters.
Not sure about that…… I was quite surprised at the Trump rallies in commiefornia… Yuge…. but commiefornia mastered the art of the steal…..
Just like Newsom couldn’t have won his recall election. Without election-fraud, the democrat party would not be in power in many cases.
I travel for work and am in the “left” coast a lot. Granted there are a ton of nut jobs there but I work with a lot of people that are not. There are nut jobs across the country but they are certainly not the majority. And 81 million did not vote for the vegetable.
100% Dominion.
THIS!!!^^^^^^
And what did you expect when 94% of Americans use Gooble as a search engine?
30+% democrat election-fraud.
Highly doubt it is only 30, I guess closer to 100 have some fraud, but for virtually anyone that “wins” does it really matter? We ending up in the same place, just the speed could change
Couldn’t you be my…won’t you be my neighbor?!
….This is the breast photo so far today.
Is there ANYTHING real about this person? Cause I ain’t seein’ it.
You didn’t catch Phoebe Cates from oh about 100 years ago?
You mean Phoebe Snow? /s
She didn’t age well.
Leftists seem convinced a million plastic straws are an environmental catastrophe but tens of billions of plastic masks . . . no problem! I’m convinced they’re a bunch of morons.
They are morons. They make paper straws that disintegrate into your drink before it’s done and they use a plastic wrapper for the straw. Morons.
Russian supermarket. I know this because if it were murikan it’d be a fat chick with shit stains pushing a buggie loaded with super sized bags of chips and sodas with granny buried somewhere under the pile.
Wow! Look at those hips!
Lovely child-bearin’ hips….and big milkers to feed the young ‘un too.
Right there in my wheelhouse, bud
When she was still a total babe. Then she married a total douchebag and became a hag. Damn hear rhymed, I did.
Damn tablet, near not hear.
A “seminal” moment of my youth….
…many seminal moments….
They were much bigger when I younger!
Didn’t matter, then or now; they were fuckin gorgeous.
Rated the best nude scene of all time. She was spectacular.
Pass the Kleenix Bob. Unused this time…
Every time that song plays….. that’s what my mind thinks of!!
The Cars “Moving in Stereo”
Classic Pheobe Cates.
Time is so unkind. Don’t look her up now.
Phoebe only gets 23 👍? I’d think she’d be in triple digits by now. 😑
I strangely find myself reaching out in the exact same gesture
Uhh ohh. Broke the rules.
I feel sorry for the people who distribute and sell the beer–not their fault the corporation is so fatuous–but not sorry enough to buy that piss water.
I was in our biggest name supermarket, in this tiny town, they have the audacity to call a city 😂, I looked over at some guy who obviously had been standing, waiting for a lane to be cleared so he could checkout. Once he finally took a couple more steps toward the belt, I noticed he had a 12 pack case of……Bud Light. I’m glad to have helped expedite his trip to the nearest pickle park.
It is so hard to believe that one dyke bitch in the A-B marketing department was allowed to even do this and then doubled down on it. Basically calling the current customers of the number one selling beer in the USA retarded. Close to $30B loss in market value and she still has a job. Modelo passed tranny fluid for number one in sales this week. DONT BUY MODELO!!! It is owned buy InBev. Dos Equis is better.
…Well, that’s because TPTB don’t expect those current customers to be alive much longer.
so put on a sundress and prance around target drinking bud light
I m just wondering why they put tranny fluid in the beer isle
I see the up or down voters mimicing Patrick and Spongebob’s reaction to her, LOL.
👍🏻
Could be hot, but not with that gross ink.
I noticed one of my posts had ink around her hip. Sorry that one got by me.
It’s OK. I have no intention of glazing the tonsils of a tattoo.
A not too surprising slip up. After all, some women at their most nubile have ALL the necessary ‘…charms’ for us men to perhaps a little too hastily ‘…overlook’ a detail or few. (I’ve sure made that mistake a time or few myself, CJT.)
Waaaay too much ink
She’s owned, notice the All Seeing Eye. You could probably rent her, get spike protein, sexually transmitted.
This TNG episode is eerily similar to the biolabs work being done in Ukie. DNA specific targets.
They have to forewarn us about what they have planned. It’s part of their doctrine.
Better come up with a better design. Looks like a surrender flag and I ain’t surrender’n.
Why do fags and all the other assholes that get a letter in today’s nonsensical society always have to profess their pride in being abnormal? Normal people aren’t proud they’re attracted to the opposite sex, any more than they’re proud to breathe the air. It’s just nature. Never used to skin colour being associated with pride either–it’s just skin colour. But now that all the leftist asspipes are trying to convince everyone how shitty white people are, I’m proud that almost everything that really makes life better on this planet was invented by whites. Whites rule!
You know the answer, It’s about forcing you, Bob, to not only accept that they’re freaks, but appreciate it. If you don’t, then you must hang.
Racism… the belief that race is a biological reality, not a “social construct”; that it is the result of differential evolution in mutually isolated populations, and that it has implications for behaviour.
Hell, yes – I’m a racist; did you take me for a fool?
Its bark is worse than its bite.
I love this meme blank, reminds me of the old ETrade commercials.
My all time favorite…
EXPOSED: Signed Letter by President Trump Reveals He Declassified Docs on Obama Regime Spying on Him the Day Before He Left Office – Explains Why They Raided Mar-a-Lago – CONFIRMS Our Previous Reporting
I’ve figured this all along and hope he kept four or five sets of copies hidden around the country.
Oh, Irony! Thou art a wretched bitch!
The first group needs to be put in jail to have non-binary sex acts performed on them.
In some cases, that might not be punishment, but rather a vacation.
Our minister told a joke about a women whose husband was worse than she took him for!
Fact check: False. If this were a real leftist he wouldn’t have been charged for burning down a neighbourhood.
Correct they released him in 2 hours, and handed him another molatov
COP: Dial back the crock.
This was meant to be perceived as “the idiot behind” prior post.
Seems my ‘clever’ idea failed.
How appropriate.
Don’t tell me you burned the fish sticks!
….I’d be impressed if the red blanket fell away.
Gotta say that is weird…. maybe it would be better if the towel fell off.
Dunno bout that, Dan’l.
In todays fucked up world, You might see a man in full under that blanket…..
You strike me as some one old enough to remember the days when you could look up a ladies skirt and almost never see a cock.
“almost”