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Okay, okay, if you don’t like country music, so be it. I can’t help ya there. I’ll stop.
One last submittal before exiting, to attend to the day’s priorities.
Adaptive Curmudgeon had this quote up recently.
A.C. titled the repost: “Well Said”
I happen to agree.
“It is with great gratitude that I find myself here at this time. We are suffering in a time of great upheaval but the beauty of the world is still there if we care to look. And I like nothing better than walking in the rain, a sometimes lit pipe in my mouth, and the faithful hound trotting along beside me, happily wet and bedraggled.
We are all engaged in writing many words recording our great disappointment with the world as it stands. But there is also need of joy, of acknowledging the gifts which we have been given.”
-Adam Piggot
In a phrase, choose wisely, where you place your focus, lest the madness overwhelm you.
Have a great weekend.
👍🏻 to you Suds – nice way to exit, btw.
Thx, SOH. Good job w/ submittals again this week on FF.
Cheers!
Great post!
My faithful hounds bring me so much joy. Don’t smoke the pipe anymore but I love my land. There is always good to be found.
BULLY BULLY, Suds! (Teddy Roosevelt voice)
VOTE BULL MOOSE, PEOPLE!!
(Note the comma….there are several posts today where commas, or the lack of, are the joke.)
She just hit the Ghetto lottery.
Not so fast … contributory negligence is real … and anyone who doesn’t see it here in ‘spades’ should be disbarred …
I thought it was another case of SADS.
Stupid Always Does Stupid …
That’s exactly what she did when she grabbed my bighead carp.
That’s quite the orgasm for just holding a fish. She looks like fun.
I’ve seen that same reaction from some one riding a Sybian.
….Everything is fake.
…..and gay.
I’m curious: What was his plan here?
That’s a valid question on most of these FF items …
Darwin Awards entrant.
….When a fast moving low mass, meets a non moving very large mass.
1st year physics and newtons laws of motion. Or by just watching Wile E when you were a kid.
That energy has gotta go somewhere.
Watched a pissed off guy hit an inflated truck tire with a long handle 6 lb sledge once.
That was amusing.
No other skills.
That’s a ‘skill’? In what world is that true?
Both moon walks are fake….and gay.
Wakanda
…Always moving backwards you are never gonna get ahead.
Incorrect, this one test glue on sneakers but yeah, after that Nothing!
Bird knew the frame rate!
Is that one from the influencer bird species?
The rat actor from rattatoullie
What do you call a person living in Paris?
A parasite.
I don’t know man, they’ve recently been doing a helluva better job fighting for their rights than we have.
…True on that front, but they have been sold out and have fallen and don’t know it yet. When I was there twice in the late 80’s and early 90’s for business on two week stints, the area of my hotel that I subwayed to and fro and wandered alone at night for restaurants and ambiance is no more. Google street view in the daytime shows there is not a french person in sight. Sad.
I’m glad I got Paris out of my way in 1994.
The City of Blights.
Holy Crap!
….Unholy demon spawn crap.
Alien. In the flesh.
WT actual F??
I call the breast!
So that’s where my wife went when she said I was like living with a lump of wood.
National penguin day …
….Funnery at the nunnery
Mother Superior doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell to stay dry w/ this prank.
I wonder if she’s a Colorado Avalanche fan? {Lord Stanley RULES!}
This could result in a bad habit.
(Thanks, Elijah. I’m enjoying this)
Vegas in 5.
Sorry, Miami rat chuckers.
You’re outmatched in this one.
Everything you need to know about modern society in one picture!
They put this up for pride month.
That’s disgusting that there would need to have a warning like that posted. They should be ashamed there in, uh, in… where exactly was that picture taken?
Majestic …
Looks like smokin’ hot coals.
Totally forgot about that cat eating thing.
US bound.
You remember those 8-10,000 folks fired at FB? Those were Americans — these are their H1B replacements … same with MSFT …
And the rest of the 1st World because you have free shit and we like free shit and we never do manual labor because we all, at 21 years of age have 3 PHD’s from the University of Chennai. Prove me wrong ?
That’s nothing. Wait and see how crowded it is at rush hour.
I’ve never seen a real picture of you Joe. Could that be your cover?
Not an image of me. Yes,a cover, using a self portrait by R.Crumb
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Crumb
Sorry, you will probably never see the real me unless I someday attend a HSF shindig, but I am getting elderly.
I saw a documentary on R. Crumb a few years back. I remember he said he wouldn’t wear clothes with a name on it, so as not to advertise for the mfr. or the team, etc. Haven’t been able to wear clothes with prominent names since.
And I still happily remember Zap Comics and Mr Natural. Right up there with the Freak Brothers.
That’s Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers to you!
And those are the business class travelers. You should see coach.
Listen in awe
And you’ll hear him
Bark at the moon.
That reflects how I feel every day
cool dog…
Nothing is more relaxing to me than seeing a Dog enjoy Life.
Just curious about the lack of a sidearm
….If I had a rocket launcher ___
I was her second choice.
LMBO…that one never gets old.
…Just when you thought you were mans best friend.
What we need is mrna jab for the money, I am told it will fix all your ills,
Agree.
It’s what all tats look like to me.
There ya go…
Truth on advertizing
Imagine seeing that during doggy style
Trudeau?
Here’s a thought
Cancel the welfare checks of all non-US Citizens and Taxpayers …
Start with that …
Segregate them by painting them all blue.
Simpler … just send them back across the border into mexico — the last country they were in before illegally invading the United States.
I’m all for a safety net for people who need it. It should only be temporary, with the looking for work requirement that was required in the past, and drug testing. You are also not allowed to vote for 2 years after taking public assistance.
You are too lenient.
There needs to be a 40 year moratorium, like existed before, at the time to give the gaggle of immigrants and OUR Society some time to be Americanized and acclimated to OUR society.
They do NOT wish to be Americanized (whatever that means) or to Assimilate into OUR society …
So … send them packing … we do NOT need or want them here.
My friend’s wife has lived in the US for more than 70 years … and still speaks English like it’s pidgin … and speaks with her children and grandchildren in spanish, too …
thin blue liners’ paychecks & pensions too?
To people who use pronouns, my pronouns are “King/Master”
or more accurately, ‘A-Hole Month’
And most don’t even really care about the 1 day
I care about the older ones. I don’t care about any of them who have joined up since the military stopped defending the country and the Constitution.
We might argue about just when that was — but they sure as Hell are not doing anything to protect our rights now. If they were, they would have surrounded Washington DC and done a giant perp walk of traitors.
The idea of “stolen valor” is pretty commonly understood. Of course it is easy to see the issue with fraudsters that claim to have been involved with this or that military brave deed. But the charge of stolen valor is just as true even when it is the entire US military pretending to be something they no longer are.
Mine are He, Him and Sir
should read
WILL Not Be Infringed
My wife is glad that I’m a lesbian that can breathe through my ears.
Hey, I’m hijacking that statement!
Hey, I’m a senior, and I rate higher than the lettered freaks!
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/ge6kpVAu4Fif4WjOhKBfUJaUXWQ9lkXTGxGg4RTtVKFECvhnRwwflVvW4OgnMiP7cogT9iOBINgEcRjm87FVk_bNxU3zCHo74TX2T-Uk
We’ll be shooting at them soon enough
Doesn’t the “B” in LGBTQ prove there are only 2 genders?
The alphabet people are as stupid as they are insane.
Wow, even in California they don’t like fudge packing weenie smooching pedo rectum rangers.
Who’d a thunk it?
I see where I live it’s dropped the most.
I was in the Total Wine massive beer cooler and
they were trying to sell Butt Light for $10 a case.
No takers apparently. The shelf was completely full.
Try to keep up, New England.
Takes a special kind of buggery to be worse than california
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Those fucking commie Yankees are all gay as fuck
We went to a minor league baseball game last week in Greenville SC, the poor girl selling the bud light was lonely so I asked her about sales. She laughed and said no sales at all. They have a contract so they are stuck.
Madam, with your looks, may I suggest much weaker lenses for your husband?
The Galveston Jettys are still very much visible.
I sent that to Wife in a failed effort to guilt Her.
That’s no joke. I have triggered some of those mines. If I am not pulling a trailer, my hitch is under the back seat.
My shins hurt now
It’s easy to forget, probably because you know it’s there and you aren’t about to catch a shin on the damn thing. I used to leave my truck in the parking lot with it on there every day because I simply would forget to take the damn thing off.
FF Poll of the Week.
Will the latest indictment help or hurt Trump’s reelection campaign?
Help = thumb up
Hurt = thumb down
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Will there be an election ?
Only in our dreams …
…Just like the last one.
Define election. By the way, 2020 and 2022 were NOT elections.
A fake and gay one…
Don’t care.
Good one
Wife: Call an ambulance. I’m about to stab my husband.
Bob p
Free at last free at last thank god almighty free at last
I’d like to load her chamber.
Down boy…
I’d even settle for a muzzle loader.
Or a breach loader.
Is a stick
And an extra capacity magazine. Always double tap.
Cultural appropriation there; we all know that the supposed carjacker would definitely not be white.
Blondie’s been instructed well. Notice trigger finger placement.
If dude outside window were of the 13%, I’d say point and click
….I wanted to see the outcome.
Well, you run the risk of angering the sun God with an inferior sacrifice…
If it triggers global warming it is worth the risk
The numbers in this meme are not correct. Change it to 1950 and it would be close.
A $15k house in 1950 was a very nice dwelling in small town OK.
My parents paid 16 thousand for a new ranch house in 1967.
New house, 15k in 1963. I learned to ride a two-wheeler on the unpaved gravel road. Ouch!
Not quite. I was only a kid of course, but around the late 60s, I went to the store with my stepmom one day, when the bag boy helped us to the car with the groceries and put them in the trunk; he walked off and my stepmom said, I can remember when $25 would buy 4 more bags of groceries. We’re talking the standard large brown paper bags, not these worthless little plastic bags you often get these days.
YOU HAVE PLASTIC BAGS…. HOW DARE YOU !
We have to buy ours now, so it was a Zero sum game that cost us the people.
The Watermelons Absolutely loved the winning control over Us and have moved on to straws and gas cooking.
Yep, they’re still here. They do, like many stores have a recycle bin for old ones in the entry way.
I never had kids, but my God looking at this photo makes me want to cry.
Kids are expensive and very frustrating at times…… but they are worth it!
LOL…I am SO using that…
Wearing Nikes
“You sound vaccinated”
That slut is well on her way to a galaxy.
This is too funny not to post
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Okay, but I insist on a pretty waitress.
Palm Beach? Palm Beach, where?
Northern Peninsula Sydney NSW. Australia, Southern Hemisphere, Earth, 3rd planet from the Sun, in the Milky way left and slightly down from Alfa Centuri
As stated prior, the Galveston Jettys are still visible….since the late 1800’s
Now do Fort Denison, Sydney and the recorded tide levels since early 1800. Oops we hate the written history.
Or Wester Australia’s Fremantle tide records.
What a crock of absolute lies and projections
100% not palm beach
Expand your horizons.
There are over a dozen “Palm Beaches”
Not just FL.
I need this one.