Chaos In France As Rival Protesters Keep Trying To Surrender To Each Other

Via The Babylon Bee

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PARIS — Following the death of a young immigrant at the hands of a baguette-wielding police officer, France has entered its sixth day of chaos as rival protesters keep trying to surrender to each other.

Over 3,000 protestors have surrendered to police, who have in turn surrendered back. The government deployed more than 45,000 police and gendarmes to surrender across France following the violent public acquiescence.

There is no sign the blatant capitulation will stop anytime soon.

“The violence and disorder of surrendering mobs are unbearable,” said French President Emmanuel Macron while waving a white flag and holding up a treaty allowing the protesters to have the entire region of Normandy. “There is so much unrest no one even knows who to surrender to.”

The grandmother of the slain teen called for a stop to all of this brazen surrendering, stating it was bad enough they had to live in Paris. She claimed all these groups conceding to other groups has made her question why she even immigrated here illegally.

At publishing time, Great Britain had intervened by offering to give France to Germany.

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19 Comments
Eud
Eud
July 3, 2023 7:25 pm

Groundskeeper Willie: “Cheese eating surrender monkeys!”
Hilarious post!

Eud
Eud
July 3, 2023 7:31 pm

At publishing time, Great Britain had intervened by offering to give France to Germany.

Germany, having been tricked twice in the last century with similar scams,said
“No way are we getting stuck with the füking chëck this time.”

Anon
Anon
  Eud
July 4, 2023 4:53 am

leave us Czechs out of it this time, willya?

Eud
Eud
  Anon
July 5, 2023 1:52 am

“No way are we getting stuck with the füking Czëcks this time.”

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 3, 2023 7:53 pm

Q: What happens when you coddle a problem race?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 3, 2023 8:11 pm

Id hate to be a White woman in France right now.
You cheezeaters had a chance with LePen at the last election.
Now you reap the rewards of stolen elections, as We will soon enough!

Kirk Zaharris
Kirk Zaharris
  YourAverageJoe
July 4, 2023 4:54 am

I do and don’t feel for them. Feminism has destroyed many of facets of western civ. At the same time I do root for them and wish they had a 12 gauge or an m4 to blast them into obilivion. Guns are the great equilizer that’s why they are so great!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Kirk Zaharris
July 4, 2023 6:07 am

as a group no, but like America there are many (conservative) women who never approved of this crap.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  falconflight
July 3, 2023 9:17 pm

“Mortar style fireworks ” used to attack police? We used to have fights with those when we were teenagers. Be a whole different ball game here.

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 3, 2023 9:14 pm

I think they are rioting for other reasons . I don’t buy the corporate media narrative at all. I believe the riots are against the forced importation of the diverse people. I believe they are rioting against the new world order.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Anonymous
July 3, 2023 9:26 pm

I think it’s the diverse people who are rioting.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
July 4, 2023 6:09 am

Diversity and multiculturalism at work! Look it made France stronger! Coming to America soon!

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 3, 2023 9:42 pm

Off topic somewhat. Normally my neighbors in my large development would be launching large amounts of fireworks in the couple days leading up to the 4th. Nothing this year. Almost silence .
Not complaining just observing. I know people that have spent thousands on fireworks to let off over the course of a few days.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
July 4, 2023 6:11 am

you would think all liberal would give up fireworks. You know smoke in the air, pollution and climate change. Plus the fact they hate freedom and liberty.

Kirk
Kirk
July 4, 2023 4:37 am

It’s cause their president smokes poles and schnutz. Probably takes it up the bunz . No backbone. What a whimp.

Kirk
Kirk
July 4, 2023 4:47 am

I’ll bet France wishes they had the second amendment. Maybe they should call on the Russian and Chechen brethren in the country. Those two don’t play around. They’d restore order in a heartbeat. They’d be smoking N. African and Arab illegals for breakfast.

TCS
TCS
July 4, 2023 3:54 pm

Sacre bleu !

Eud
Eud
  TCS
July 5, 2023 1:54 am

Sacre noir!