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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:43 am

Damn, how old is this photo? $1.53 per gallon?

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:36 am

A byproduct of the Trump Presidency

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 2:37 pm

Around here, it was as low as $1.69 on election day 2020.

nkit
nkit
  TN Patriot
August 11, 2023 11:05 pm

same here….

Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
August 13, 2023 11:40 am

I remember damn near 5 a gallon when the gay president was screwing us. That was in Mississippi at the time. Memphis was about the same, but I never lived there

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:43 am

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A9racer
A9racer
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 11:25 am

Just a hint, there…

VOWG
VOWG
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 1:38 pm

Nothing ubiquitous about that. A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 3:08 pm
Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:43 am

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:44 am

I’m being governed as to how quickly I can post, otherwise…

VOWG
VOWG
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 1:39 pm

Like sex, you should not do it too fast.

Bauls
Bauls
  VOWG
August 13, 2023 11:42 am

I don’t know, if you do it fast you can get sleep sooner

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:44 am

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:45 am

Yee Haa

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A9racer
A9racer
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 11:26 am

Now, those are the Daisyest of Dukes I have ever seen.

Student of History
Student of History
August 11, 2023 9:45 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
August 11, 2023 2:21 pm

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A9racer
A9racer
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 11:29 am

Bitch on the left needs a cheeseburger

Anonymous
Anonymous
  A9racer
August 11, 2023 5:55 pm

Girl on the right needs 10 more years of life before a grown man should look at her

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
August 11, 2023 6:17 pm

Nah, she’s fine. I like the un-Lizzos.

Nord
Nord
  A9racer
August 12, 2023 10:48 pm

Just so everybody knows, you can scroll left/right for more jailb, er, teenage, er, whatever.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:20 pm

Are ANY of them legal???

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:46 am

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VOWG
VOWG
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 1:41 pm

“Look at the beaver”. Who said that on live TV?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 3:12 pm
Bauls
Bauls
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 13, 2023 11:46 am

A clean beaver is a tasty beaver

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:46 am

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:47 am

Good morning, Bob, Texas Khaan, Average Joe, Stucky,aka Anonymous and everyone else.

Student of History
Student of History
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:00 am

And good late afternoon to you too, U.Asshole.
🤪

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Student of History
August 11, 2023 10:27 am

sooooo childish right!! 🙂

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Student of History
August 11, 2023 10:37 am

It’s the afternoon here in the sense I wasn’t sitting here waiting for the FF heading to drop, because I overslept for once, but it’s still 09:37 as I type this. But thank ya. Good posts so far.

Student of History
Student of History
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:42 am

Not that it’s necessary to say this, but…
. . . IT’S ALL GOOD, my fellow FF Friend.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 12:20 am

Well at least I got to ya before tomorrow, and good day to you too U. A.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:47 am

Oh look, a drawing of Trudeau and Macron

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Bob P
Bob P
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:59 pm

Must’ve taken a lot of work to create this stained glass piece. Now break it!

Phil
Phil
  Bob P
August 11, 2023 1:23 pm

I can only imagine what the glass was stained with.

I’m disgusting.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Phil
August 11, 2023 2:23 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 2:26 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 2:28 pm

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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 10:04 pm

Did people actualy thik he was a heterosexual?

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 13, 2023 6:07 pm

Justin Trudeau and Gavin Newsom ……….. Twin Sisters

Student of History
Student of History
August 11, 2023 9:48 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
August 11, 2023 2:30 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:48 am

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:49 am

I hate photos from this site, because they just make you work to see em.

https://scrolller.com/biting-thumb-xic2yylv5b?share=u

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:49 am
Student of History
Student of History
August 11, 2023 9:49 am

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 11:43 pm

She does have some nice jiggle!

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:50 am

Some might ask; are you even taking time to see what you posted? Nope.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:51 am

Worst European beer that I’ve had

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Rise Up
Rise Up
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 1:44 pm

What beer?

nkit
nkit
  Rise Up
August 11, 2023 11:11 pm

There was one ?..

Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
August 13, 2023 11:53 am

Think there is 2, but I can’t tell for sure. Also something, something beer or something, I forgot what the asshole who posted initial comment was

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Rise Up
August 12, 2023 6:13 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 11, 2023 9:51 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
August 11, 2023 2:41 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Colorado Artist
August 12, 2023 12:24 am

Ooooo! Ooooo! I know, a big fat ZERO !!!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Texas Khaan
August 12, 2023 12:54 am

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Bauls
Bauls
  Texas Khaan
August 13, 2023 11:54 am

But we can’t devide by zero

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 1:52 pm

Now THAT”S a winning combination.

VOWG
VOWG
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 1:43 pm

Such a revealing shot.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:52 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 6:23 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Colorado Artist
August 12, 2023 7:24 am

I remember that Flintstones episode. Ann Margrock I think she was called.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:52 am

I like freckles, but damn

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 4:29 pm

Those hands are a definite turnoff.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Muscledawg
August 11, 2023 10:31 pm

Manhands.

VOWG
VOWG
  Muscledawg
August 12, 2023 1:45 pm

Someone once said to me, marry a woman with small hands, they make your d**k look bigger.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:52 am

I like freckles, but damn

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:53 am

You like cats, don’t ya YAJ?

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:41 am

Sure
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nkit
nkit
  YourAverageJoe
August 11, 2023 11:14 pm

LMFFAO….

Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
August 13, 2023 11:57 am

Damn Joe! Why do I feel that pic was already on the computer, just waiting for the chance to use

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:33 pm

Cats? Where? oh….

Student of History
Student of History
August 11, 2023 9:53 am

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Student of History
August 11, 2023 10:26 am

That’s why I’m here.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 2:43 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:53 am

In the event of an emergency landing over water, a flotation device has been placed in the seat next to you.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 1:54 pm

She’ll never drown.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Anonymous
August 12, 2023 6:15 am

neither will you, if you just grab on.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 6:34 pm

Good grief, if she’s on top, wear a head protection device.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:54 am

Can’t recall which one of y’all wanted Lizzo in hot pants, but I can do you one better.

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anon a moos
anon a moos
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:30 am

oh, taking to do a Nkit Uasshole

Cricket
Cricket
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:35 am
Student of History
Student of History
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:47 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 3:21 pm

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Suds
Suds
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 7:06 pm

They’re gonna need a bigger plane.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Suds
August 12, 2023 6:16 am

C-17 Globemaster

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:57 am
Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:58 am

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Jim N
Jim N
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:47 am

nice little boot knife

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Jim N
August 11, 2023 10:57 am

Hmm, she does have a knife doesn’t she? I hadn’t noticed. I was trying to read that cap.

Matman
Matman
  Jim N
August 12, 2023 5:30 pm

Did she hit the target?

fujigm
fujigm
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:39 pm

A little close for a .50, no?
Seems there’s more range behind that tannerite bag…

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  fujigm
August 11, 2023 12:46 pm

Yep, it is close, especially considering what that round can do.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 6:25 pm
Student of History
Student of History
August 11, 2023 9:58 am

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:59 am

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VOWG
VOWG
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 1:51 pm

So many beautiful women. Where the hell are they all hiding?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  VOWG
August 13, 2023 8:16 am

so many feminine women– where are they all hiding?

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 6:36 pm

wow

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:59 am

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Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:51 am

Zero kids. Zero parking between the lines. Must have been a Florida transplant.

ZFG, out.

P.S. learn how to park, twat.

Bauls
Bauls
  Zulu Foxtrot Golf
August 13, 2023 12:05 pm

Bfd, is that an impressive car? Looks kinda like my mustang and I got 8 kids. Maybe I should get that on plates and file it under no one gives a shit

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:00 am

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:00 am

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:00 am

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 11:19 am

Kylie only merits one thumbs up?

A9racer
A9racer
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 11:33 am

If that

fujigm
fujigm
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:40 pm

I regret that I had but one thumb to give.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:01 am

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A9racer
A9racer
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 11:34 am

Sounds like a hands on job, to me

VOWG
VOWG
  A9racer
August 12, 2023 1:52 pm

Yes indeed.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 3:17 pm
Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 3:18 pm
Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:01 am

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:02 am

Damn, that’s the biggest innie that I’ve ever seen

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Phil
Phil
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:06 pm

Oh yeah! I bet you could toss a salad in Lizzos’ inny.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Phil
August 11, 2023 5:48 pm

I wouldn’t let my dog near Lizzo. I’m pretty sure she’d see it as an hor d’oeuvre

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:02 am

About to take a short break to see what y’all have posted. They better be good, too.

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Student of History
Student of History
August 11, 2023 10:17 am

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A9racer
A9racer
  Student of History
August 11, 2023 11:35 am

My mind is picturing this kid with a cigar in his hand

Anonymous
Anonymous
  A9racer
August 11, 2023 12:47 pm

…and a double bourbon, straight up.

A9racer
A9racer
  Anonymous
August 11, 2023 8:16 pm

…and has been a diesel mechanic named Vernon for 35 years.

Student of History
Student of History
August 11, 2023 10:32 am

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:35 am

Wanted to share something humourous, at least to me and the Mrs.

When my mom died, she left not only all of her stuff, but my step dad’s stuff too, the stuff she had hung onto. One of those things was a dictionary from 1913. Inside of it was a letter from the Tennessee Home And Training School For Feeble-Minded Persons in Donelson, Tennessee. I had seen this letter from a former employee there before, but had forgotten about it. Now we’re in the era of internet where you can find anything, even titties and beer. So I typed that entire heading into a search engine and it came out that the name of this institution was changed to Clover Bottom Developmental Center. Of course that’s now defunct too, but they went to the trouble to abbreviate it. You can see what they abbreviation is: CBDC= Central Bank Digital Currency. I wonder if that’s why that school/home is toast. Someone needed the acronym.

Student of History
Student of History
August 11, 2023 10:40 am

For all the ladies…

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:42 am

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:43 am

The average plumber is becoming more attractive than before.

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:43 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
August 11, 2023 10:46 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
August 11, 2023 3:33 pm

Traps don’t lie.
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MMinWA
MMinWA
  Colorado Artist
August 12, 2023 6:38 pm

True dat