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I forget whoever said last week or the week before that some of us turds are objectifying women. Well, I do agree to the extent that the average woman doesn’t look like this or should be expected to. How many of us have six-pack abs? Not me. I’ve got a whole case. But these women I and others post might be considered ideals. No woman should feel they have to try and live up to these. Most of the real women like some of us are married to, have qualities that these women probably never heard of. Just the same
Amen to that friend. My wife is my best friend! I thank God for her everyday.
I don’t have a six-pack either. I have a party ball.
I have a keg.
Similar to a keg.
My wives looked like that at the start. I was a very fortunate man when it came to married sexual partners. Married to me that is.
Many MANY women objectify men too. They do not really try too hard to hide it anymore.
It’s certainly alwhite with me.
Nope, it was Billy and Gene
Pass the Jesus Juice
Funny.
Well, there were ‘tards then. But they were removed from the gene pool. Now we bubble wrap that shit.
It ain’t the kids. It’s the fucking lawyers.
These are dead ends, Joe. Just goes to an empty Western Rifle Shooters page.
I remember something similar, maybe this. That was a hundred years ago.
Your name is right, you are an asshole making me remember crap from like kindergarten a day or so+ ago
https://westernrifleshooters.us/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/112081b0d724fca7.webp
That’s quite accurate!
Don’t none of y’all be posting the same photos I am, or else. I’m the asshole here and don’t you forget it.
Just don’t try that in Canada … they’ll send someone out to kill you ASAP …
Call the one in Iraq. They get excited and ask if you can drive a truck
Wow two great comments back to back. A9racer and yours.
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
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GAAAAAAAH! MY EYES!
I’d marry her just for the lamp oil.
I just nailed a gold piece to the mast for the first man to spot her.
I hope her house is built on a slab.
dammit CA, you’re just as bad as UAss
I take exception to that remark.
https://collections.ushmm.org/iiif-b/assets/725284
I’m giving myself a thumbs down because honestly, that was insensitive and I’m the sensitive type. Down low.
👎👎
You are the cruelest man I have ever known….
well played, CA…hat tip..
Ack. Have I told you that I hate you yet today?
you have learned well, Doghumper…
Not this
I guess at least she’s doing something about the situation. But damn why post that? I’m like 10-15 pounds over and I ain’t posting for y’all crazies
Lacking in the bottom half.
Whole lot of silicon there.
🎵 Born free, as free as the wind blows
Slid one in before taking off from Mumbai. Have a fab weekend!
Enjoy your trip, and have a gud’n you too!
Into whom?
Enjoy the smell.
I will be seriously pissed at you if I find out you’re on the way to Ulaanbaatar.
Is this where you say get the helm out of here?
Is this the sales pitch for why I need to buy a boat? Fine show me the brochure
Is that the famous Van Gogh tree?
Now, thats a Houston girl, there
These should be part of The Good Old Days posts
Superelasticbubbleplastic!
I hated that crap. Toy makers didn’t mind if they killed children back then. Now we laugh at Fauci’s covid. The shit most of us have seen in our lives. I fuckin laugh at covid.
I remember those. They got banned because kids killed themselves huffing them.
Not that old; they brought this back a few years ago.
Hey, Mikey, I’m officially old!
So … the burning question we’ve all got: does Mikey still like it?
Mikey died of old age.
Poor schmoe committed suicide. Note said he just got tired of Life……
He likes it, hey Mikey.
I am so old I don’t f*****g know it.
Only 3? She must have dived sideways.
Rumor has it, the US Postal Service had to assign her 3 separate zip codes in 2 states.
The GHETTOPOTOMOUS!
They’re the same photo
Strikingly similar !!!
Meatball in traction.
A hippo is supposed to be that size.
What’s the difference?
me too Bob, another test I failed?
Nope … she landed on her feet …
Bitch so fat, she could sell shade.
She got an hourglass figure, but all the sand at the bottom.
Said she dropped 5lbs. last week, but thas’ like throwin’ a chair off the deck
of the Queen Mary-II.
Haulin’ ass takes 2 trips.
A true Large Marge, haulin’ a barge; the aft section of the tug.
Good thing those sidewalls are held together with strings.
Elastic, certain. If they were buttons, there’d be one-eyed gawkers cryin’.
Ass for days. I ain’t lyin’.
That ain’t more cushion for pushin’.
Thas too wide a glider, on the back porch.
Junk in the trunk that’d scare off a monk, & some bad smellin’ funk at that.
Veer wide left, and pass.
LOL!
She beeps when she backs up.
disgusting Looks to be the same size all the way around.
She’s so fat even her sexual harassment is about food.
One has to wait until 04:00 around here since it’s August in Texas. Yes, all you folks that are considering moving into the Lone Star State, be sure to visit in July or August to get the full summertime effects.
I moved to San Antonio in 1999. It’s Africa hot in San Antonio. When I retired two years ago, I bought a home on the coast (Rockport). It’s like 10 degrees cooler down here.
All the way into October.
That is, nor ever was, where I was at.
If my parents named me “BOB LOW”, I’d still be in prison today.
That’s “Raw Blow”
Yes.
This IS a Fail in my book
That car is already totaled. Salt water in the engine compartment is the end.
I parked my van on Daytona Beach for 8 hours as the wind blue the salt spray from the Atlantic into its grill. When I retrieved it the key squeaked when I inserted and turned it. The springs squeaked as I entered and I could hear the alternator make a similar noise as I started it. Two years later the center of the radiator dissolved. Now I know why the locals carry booster cables to combat battery terminal corrosion as opposed to dealing with the cold northern winters. I didn’t do that ever again.
They sure as hell are not dragging bait.
Now how is she going to get all of that clean? Bob, jump in there and give her a hand. You can’t get clean wearing clothes, but you can get good and dirty without em. Then clean
Lovely.
….Now if’n we could fly this over politicians and pull the release cord
Erm…. Those glass showroom-windows (front & side) ought to be a deal-breaker for using the “Shattle”.
Uber-pooper
Trust in the cell phone signal is the problem.
Sweet face.
To go with her smokin’ hot ass.
It is pretty nice, ain’t it? You often won’t see me post any photo that doesn’t show the face, because most of the time, that’s the first thing you see. If they ain’t pretty, I’m done. I don’t need to see anything more.
Yep, I’d love to play a round, or around. I think I dropped my ball, could you look for it?
I she were to kiss my balls, it would make my putter flutter
Hat tip Johnny Carson.
Yes, but Mrs. Palmer didn’t see the humor.
Titliest.
Is this Toody or Muldoon?
Ugh.
Come on now; at least they’re not blue hairs.
Bob, did you fall asleep on the job?
… are these post vax???
Looks like what everyone of my kids has done at some point
…is this guy named Floyd
Odd, really odd, how they can handle one wheel with such skill and grace, four wheels, not so much.
That tube is about to get awfully hot. That’s what she said.
It would only fly about 10 feet without compression from a launch tube.
I don’t know, but I wouldn’t care to be around it when he hits the primer.
True enough in my experience, when I was in Europe the first couple of times.
A taxi pulled up to a crowded bus stop in Mexico and offered to carry passengers back to Playa del Carmen for 40,000 pesos. One guy said that’s too much and I figured it out to be $3.50 US, so we jumped in for a much more comfortable ride than the crowded bus.
16 pesos to the dollar, so maybe you added one or two extra zeros.
40k pesos = $2,500 USD
In the late 80’s, you could get several thousand pesos for $10 USD I think I still have a 25,000 peso note in my scuba diving kit.
It does take a special level of stupid.
Ahhhhh, the month of May in Texas and Oklahoma !!!
Tennessee too. It became one of the newer Tornado Alleys.
December is our 2nd tornado season here in W TN.
January 7, 2008, tornado tore through Wheatland, Wisconsin.
Yeah, that’s attractive…
CA – had a History of Movies prof who was a retired stuntman and he claimed to be the man in the creature suit. He was also William Conrad’s stunt double on Cannon. He did look a lot like Cannon. That was one of the most fun classes I ever took and the easiest A to be had at OK State.
Her: Is everything else as big as your hands?