Is Michelle Obama a Man? Let’s Survey the Evidence With an Open Heart and Mind

Originally published via Armageddon Prose:

Back in 2014, beloved icon Joan Rivers – jokingly or not – once flippantly told reporters that Michelle Obama is a “t****y,” a two-syllable word for transgenders that rhymes with “uncanny.”

I hesitate to reprint here because I was suspended multiple times on Facebook for using it to describe individuals with purple hair who are confused about their biological sex.

Via CNN:

“Who needs Fourth of July fireworks when you have Joan Rivers around?

The comedian known for her lack of self-censoring recently officiated a same-sex wedding and was asked by a photographer if she believed the United States would ever see the first gay or female president. Her response was typical Rivers.

‘We already have it with Obama, so let’s just calm down,’ she said. ‘You know Michelle (Obama) is a trans.’

When asked to further explain Rivers said, ‘A transgender. We all know it.'”

Curiously, CNN claimed that Rivers said “Michelle is a trans” instead of what she actually said, “Michelle is a t****y.”

Eerily enough, that same year, like a Clinton associate who falls out of favor with the palace, Rivers ended up dead, reportedly due to complications from surgery.

The odd timing caused enough stir that PolitiFact took the time to “debunk” the alleged correlation between the two events.

Do with that what you will.

Alex Jones, for his part, believes that the connection is very real.

Leftists responded to Jones’ speculation the only way they know how: with the trifecta accusation of transphobia, misogyny, and racism. Via PinkNews:

Jones released a 12-minute clip which analyses photos and videos of the Obamas. He points to her “very wide shoulders” and her “very masculine” face as significant proof of his theory.

He also explains that former president Obama would often refer to his wife as “Michael” on-camera, a slip-up that apparently shows that she was previously a man who’d since changed her name and “dressed up” as a woman.

People pointed out though that the clips where former president Obama said “Michael” could have referred to anyone, and there is no way of knowing who was being discussed at the time.

The video starts with Jones reading out a story which concerned a “racist” cartoon about the “masculine” Michelle Obama being compared to “pageant-ready Melania Trump”. He says: “This is a funny cartoon. It’s not racist to say she looks like a man.”

Black women have often been targeted with comments about masculinity, which are considered to be racist and discriminatory.”

Is this one of those “thou dost protest too much” situations?

Here is Obama referring to Michelle as “Michael”:

Slip of the tongue? Perhaps.

The counterargument would be that Obama simply misspoke or misread his pre-written notes, seeing “Michelle” and mistaking it for “Michael.” But then again, he was aware that he was talking about his wife, no? I’ve never called my wife the male equivalent of her name. If I did, I suppose I would immediately realize my mistake and correct it.

Then there’s the Obama biographer who claims to have seen letters from the former president back in the day in which he expressed fantasies about making love to men – which are now reportedly under lock and key at Emory University.

It sure would be a shame if someone managed to obtain those letters.

The rest of the circumstantial evidence, compelling or not, of Michelle Obama actually being a transgender beard for Barack Obama is mostly videos and images of Michelle in various public appearances with what appears to be a sizeable bulge, along with pics of her impressive back physique, plus the fact that neither of their kids look like the biological products of Barack inseminating his all-natural fronthole wife Michelle.

Exhibits A, B, C, and D:

https://twitter.com/Liana53160/status/1666990508814766086

https://twitter.com/goddeketal/status/1669343168507285504

https://twitter.com/goddeketal/status/1669343168507285504?t=rSBJu60M-tGD0Mh28ggUFg&s=03

Journalistic integrity, of course, in addition to Occam’s Razor, compels me to acknowledge that none of this is dispositive. The only “smoking gun,” of course, would be a snapshot of Michelle’s alleged penis, documentation confirming her (his) status as a man, etc. So please don’t sue me for defamation or whatever, Mr. President.

Ben Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile, is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 13, 2023 4:09 pm

At least we still have muh Constitution…reeeee

There are those who still think they are holding the pass against a revolution that may be coming up the road. But they are gazing in the wrong direction. The revolution is behind them. It went by in the Night of Depression, singing songs to freedom.

https://mises.org/library/revolution-was

I KAN spells
I KAN spells
  Anonymous
August 13, 2023 5:51 pm

AYE. I hold a beer to your thought.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
August 13, 2023 4:12 pm

Obama being gay and Michelle being transgender is the only way to logically explain the aggressive push of legalizing gay marriage (no such thing exists) and the trans agenda. Prior to the blanket Supreme Court ruling in 2013 ZERO states had made gay marriage legal. Even California voters rejected it at the ballot box.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Stephanie Shepard
August 13, 2023 5:50 pm

Mike is a man, not transgender. He’s a transvestite.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
  Anonymous
August 13, 2023 5:51 pm

Whatever.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Stephanie Shepard
August 13, 2023 8:53 pm

Agree.
Let’s split the difference and identify it as a pervert.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  YourAverageJoe
August 13, 2023 10:59 pm

Two perverts, one of whom is a Kenyan.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
  YourAverageJoe
August 13, 2023 11:53 pm

Whoa… Hold on… If we split the difference wouldn’t that make MO a hermaphrodite?

Drew
Drew
  Stephanie Shepard
August 14, 2023 12:07 am

Pretty soon we’ll be talking lizards.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Stephanie Shepard
August 14, 2023 5:52 am

I’ll allow it.

anon
anon
  Anonymous
August 13, 2023 6:59 pm

It is also possible that Michelle is a woman who likes to cross dress as a man,
likes to be called “Michael” by Obama (who may have a predilection for men.)
I think the resemblence of the children to both parents proves that Barak is a man,and Michelle is a women, biologically at least.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  anon
August 13, 2023 7:19 pm

Resemblance? Really?

Perfect Stranger
Perfect Stranger
  Anonymous
August 14, 2023 8:05 am

Yeah, they’re all black

javelin
javelin
  anon
August 13, 2023 7:53 pm

no resemblance at all–eye shape, nose, facial shapes are elongated instead of round, ears ( lobe shape, projection and design of curvature are very genetic) are completely different than either adult.
I can’t say for a fact Michelle=Michael but I can state that those are not their biological children.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  javelin
August 13, 2023 8:00 pm

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What Michael looks like without the $1000 wigs and $5k designer women’s clothes

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
  Anonymous
August 13, 2023 8:17 pm

Jeezis Kreist, cover your watch.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Lee Harvey Griswald
August 13, 2023 8:55 pm

Ha!

Steve Z.
Steve Z.
  javelin
August 13, 2023 10:10 pm

Michelle Obama is Michael LaVaughn Robinson.
Their children are the children of Anita Blanchard MD (Sasha looks exactly like her) and Marty Nesbitt (Malia looks exactly like him).
There are no photographs of Michelle pregnant. Blanchard and Nesbitt are “best friends” of the Obama’s and he runs their foundation.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Steve Z.
August 14, 2023 12:16 am

Won’t believe it until we see Hawaiian birth certificates with the proper seal for each girl.

Tex
Tex
  Administrator
August 14, 2023 12:54 pm

Like Caitlyn Trump probably told Michael and Obumer each can use any restroom in the Trump Tower their hearts desire. And since Obumer himself is known to like beer, they can drink as much Bud Light as they desire while in the tower ( or anywhere else) and won’t be called FAGS. Don Jr. gives his support on the Bud Light at least.

flash
flash
August 13, 2023 4:42 pm

The fact that a butt fucking , Kenyan born , Bolshevik controlled POTUS who married an ashy, built like a
Greenbay linebacker, dude and every POS criminal in Congress went along with the big lie ought to tell you where we are at in this country.comment image

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
August 13, 2023 4:57 pm

Americans actually had a dude named Barack Obama as their President.

If that wasn’t the offical obituary of the republic, I don’t know what is.

Is he gay? Who knows. He’s extremely effeminate, that part is undeniable. He also doesn’t seem to have any real affection for America, which makes the whole running for President thing even more confusing, but when you’re part of a revolution, whichever tactic works I guess.

Is she a guy? Don’t know that either, but clearly there’s something down the front of his/her/its pantsuit often enough that most of us have had to do a double-take and ask WTF? Maybe it’s some weird joke, to make people think it but it’s really just a package of tube socks. Who knows with these people. Is she masculine? Damn straight.

I did read her thesis from Princeton back in ’07 or ’08 when he first appeared as if by magic on the scene after he was the stand-in for the other horny Chicago based democratic Senator who was forced to abdicate to the oddly named community orgnizer and I found it to be insufferably pedantic, but in a childish way- like those book reports by kids who didn’t write them until the night before-

This thesis is a thesis, which taken in context will explain the reason for my writing this thesis
kind of nonsense. It was poorly organized, met the absolute minimum requirements for even an affirmative action candidate, and was completely contrary to the stated premise, i.e. as a black she will never be allowed into white society, even as she displaced far more qualified candidates who were white because she was black.

“My experiences at Princeton have made me far more aware of my ‘blackness’ than ever before,” the future Mrs. Obama wrote in her thesis introduction. “I have found that at Princeton, no matter how liberal and open-minded some of my white professors and classmates try to be toward me, I sometimes feel like a visitor on campus; as if I really don’t belong. Regardless of the circumstances underwhich I interact with whites at Princeton, it often seems as if, to them, I will always be black first and a student second.”

For anyone who reads TBP with regularity, that style of literacy is something you’d expect from a high school sophomore of average intelligence, certainly not from a woman who is about to graduate from one of the best Universities in America.

As a white male who was not only born and raised in Princeton, but who never had the opportunity for a college education due to my family’s economic state, I could easily find myself complaining that I feel like a visitor in my own hometown, in fact moreso now than ever, but it wouldn’t be in my nature to whine about about what I don’t have when there are so many things of far greater value that I do possess, especially a sense of graititude at having been born into a world where so many opportunities exist for anyone with the slightest bit of grit or gumption.

That both of them are embarrasingly ungrateful for all the advantages which have been bestowed upon them and still, even at this advanced stage of maturity still sound like whiny babies every time they speak is appalling, dick or no dick.

They strike me as the type of people that always exist in the late stages of a degenerate empire on its last legs; gross, venal, selfish, hypocritical, spoiled, pampered, oblivious and without an ounce of self-awareness. I think that there is something in the air of those rarified environments that is toxic to human nature and what we see is just the tip of their dissolution.

No pun intended.

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Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
  hardscrabble farmer
August 13, 2023 5:12 pm

I also couldn’t read Michelle Obama’s thesis. She should’ve never been allowed into an Ivy League university. She only got accepted because she was a legacy student through her brother (sports scholarship) and affirmative action.

For comparison I recommend reading Alex Soro’s doctorate dissertation he wrote in 2018 for his PhD in Philosophy. While it’s got plenty of leftist propaganda and talking points you can clearly tell the difference between the puppets and the puppet masters.

https://escholarship.org/content/qt4x51t409/qt4x51t409_noSplash_d87caf18e2698f42ec03c2628ef49e3c.pdf?t=qdyx71

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Stephanie Shepard
August 13, 2023 8:56 pm

Is it a “she” or “her”?
I will read these things.
I can’t help but notice that Robinsons thesis is about race and nothing else.
Absolutely nothing in it that promotes growth on any level, just a whiney “I’m black, so I’m a victim screed.
Attention to these details is what they hate.

Nancy
Nancy
  YourAverageJoe
August 14, 2023 12:30 am

Her “thesis” (or WTF it really was) was properly criticized for having repeatedly capitalized the “B” in black and not the “w” in white. Says a lot about Princeton University that they cannot even correct obvious mistakes (or was is blatant racial bias??) in a worthless pile of words.

And yes, “Dr.” Jill did not do much better in her “thesis”.

Tex
Tex
  YourAverageJoe
August 14, 2023 1:00 pm

Is it a “she” or “her”?

In Trump Tower it makes no difference.

ASIG
ASIG
  hardscrabble farmer
August 13, 2023 6:07 pm

I read her thesis back when it became available.
You could summarize her thesis in three words-
“I experienced racism.”
She then repeated that thought over and over again and that is the extent of her thesis.
Clearly below average IQ material.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  ASIG
August 13, 2023 10:13 pm

All you have to do to get into Stanford is write “Black Lives Matter” 1oo times.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/teen-accepted-stanford-after-writing-blacklivesmatter-100-times-application-n742586

Steve Z.
Steve Z.
  hardscrabble farmer
August 13, 2023 9:09 pm

Obama’s life is an enigma. How would he ever become President in a sane world? The CIA dressed him all up and they have the “goods” to keep him shut up and under their control for life.

BTW, I tried to read “her ” college thesis. OMG, not what anyone would call scholarly. She’s an idiot.

Dan Austin
Dan Austin
  Steve Z.
August 14, 2023 12:34 am

Could’ve also used “enema” and been just as correct.

Steve
Steve
  Steve Z.
August 14, 2023 8:14 pm

He was a genuine Manchurian Candidate. The prototype of the WEF produced “leader”: appears from nowhere, never had a real job, top university but fake qualifications.

k31
k31
  hardscrabble farmer
August 14, 2023 12:22 am

Americans actually had a dude named Barack Obama as their President.

I was always baffled how apparently widely this was accepted. It is still hard to believe. What exactly would we be fighting for, if it came to that? People who think it is OK to have a President named Barack Obama? Those people are not of my nation. Who is? The melting pot was a lie.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  hardscrabble farmer
August 14, 2023 12:41 am

As a white male who was not only born and raised in Princeton, but who never had the opportunity for a college education due to my family’s economic state…

Who’s the real winner here? I have never met anyone in academia that I was even remotely impressed with. Well…since my lifetime, that is.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Abigail Adams
August 14, 2023 10:44 am

It was not a complaint it was an observation. That someone who scored in the high 1400’s on the SAT in ’78 went on to serrve as a grunt in the infantry while someone else who uses words like underwhich in her thesis and eventually a roomed in the White House has the mendacity to bloviate about how unfair life is for her in such a racist nation says everything about the value of an Ivy League education.

Ron Jeremy
Ron Jeremy
  hardscrabble farmer
August 14, 2023 10:55 am

Same thing happen to me, things worked out okay.

Steve
Steve
  hardscrabble farmer
August 14, 2023 8:11 pm

“They strike me as the type of people that always exist in the late stages of a degenerate empire on its last legs; gross, venal, selfish, hypocritical, spoiled, pampered, oblivious and without an ounce of self-awareness.” Nailed it in one. And we still don’t know WHO Obama is.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
August 13, 2023 5:16 pm

There are many pictures of Michelle as a teenager. She did the acting in plays thing at her yuppie artsy school in Chicago. She is a real girl. There is a person that wrote a book about it. Michelle was extremely disliked by her neighborhood kids as she was too whitey. Her brother was as dumb as her and he also went to yuppie schools. They both had to work their asses off and were just smart enough to barely pass at whitey schools. There are a lot of scandals about Michelle. Her being a man is not one of them. The author of the book is on American Thinker all the time.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  AKJOHN
August 13, 2023 6:20 pm

Can you support your comment about her brother? I read that he attended Princeton on an athletic scholarship. Furthermore, she of mediocre mind was admitted solely because of her brother’s creds.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  Anonymous
August 13, 2023 7:41 pm

The book and movie is written by Joel Gilbert. It has all the details. Here is the paste. The real story is she continually sold out the black community. Her Dad was a Chicago Precinct Captain. They are like the local King of the Neighborhood.

Home

Anonymous
Anonymous
  AKJOHN
August 14, 2023 12:35 am

Her father had a job with USPS.

Eud
Eud
  AKJOHN
August 15, 2023 12:33 pm

The book and movie is written by Joel Gilbert

There it is!

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  AKJOHN
August 13, 2023 6:52 pm

Also that clip where Barack said “Michael and I” was about Michael McMullen who Obama had just referenced.

I think Obama is gay on the downlow. Call him gay or bi (as Stephanie said above… “whatever”). I don’t think Michelle is a man.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  Iska Waran
August 13, 2023 7:42 pm

It’s not that down low.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  AKJOHN
August 13, 2023 10:22 pm

Pics supposedly from her childhood. Not one pic of her pregnant, though.

https://www.nickiswift.com/242383/the-transformation-of-michelle-obama-from-6-to-56-years-old/

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mary Christine
August 14, 2023 12:37 am

Call ’em what you will; I’m going with “aberrant traitors”.

Eud
Eud
August 13, 2023 5:28 pm

What if it is a deep double mind screw?
Obama IS the girl and Michelle IS the guy?

Now that’s a spicey conspiracy!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Eud
August 13, 2023 5:56 pm

Like when Cavanaugh played both parts at the supreme court inquest?

Eud
Eud
  Anonymous
August 13, 2023 9:00 pm

Maybe that was why “he” wore mom jeans and well, threw like a girl.

Who knows what mind pranks those in power have been having fun playing?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Eud
August 14, 2023 12:38 am

Used to be you could tell by who liked always being on top, but that was a long time ago.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 13, 2023 5:49 pm

Of course Mike is a man. He has shoulders like a linebacker. Man hands and the occasional bulge mishap. Big nasty tranny ape.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
August 14, 2023 12:39 am

A lot of that species getting on as District Attorneys.

Eud
Eud
  Anonymous
August 15, 2023 12:35 pm

Of course Mike is a man.
_______

Journalistic integrity, of course, in addition to Occam’s Razor, compels me to acknowledge that none of this is dispositive.

I KAN Spells
I KAN Spells
August 13, 2023 5:50 pm

The speed with which certain stories are immediately “debunked” or “Fact checked” tells one everything.

BL
BL
August 13, 2023 6:01 pm

I keep reading that Big Mike is serious about running for POTUS puppet. At some point we have to declare DC a cartoon and get down to establishing a new leadership. Maui is scheduled, along with the rest of Hawaii , to be governed by AI……don’t think this charade won’t get worse.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
August 13, 2023 6:43 pm

was

k31
k31
  Administrator
August 14, 2023 12:23 am

It was a big one, but I can think of many bigger.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
August 14, 2023 12:46 am

Still chuckle when seeing the scene where Dirty Harry is trying to eat a hot dog while a bank robbery is in progress. The one where he fires a bullet through the windshield of the negro getaway driver and the car upends a fire hydrant with water shooting 40 feet into the air. Of course, Bathhouse Barry looked a lot more dignified when he was shown eating a hot dog-but he never could remember the “Make my day” line unless the teleprompter was turned on.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Administrator
August 14, 2023 12:24 pm

It certainly laid the foundation for so much more tyranny.

Visayas Outpost
Visayas Outpost
August 13, 2023 8:15 pm

The smoking gun is the photo of the two girls and their two actual biological parents, who are best friends of the Obamas. At minimum it shows that the entire Obama story as presented was a pack of lies. As if the certificate of live birth were not enough, or any of the CIA related backstory with his own supposed parents. Another telling photo is a younger Barack and Michael hanging out together, before Michael was Michelle.

I don’t think the 99% yet grasp the true depth of the mockery that was foisted upon us in Barack Obama. He was a fabrication, and everything about his accomplishments and beliefs are anathema to America. To me, he is Ground Zero of the cultural split that has taken place since 2006, planned that way no doubt.

Buck
Buck
  Visayas Outpost
August 14, 2023 12:48 am

The saddest part is how half the country laps up that kind of shit.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
August 13, 2023 8:49 pm

ZeroHedge is the new Facebook

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
August 13, 2023 8:51 pm

I have no doubt Mike Robinson is a pervert that hates America, but I think Joan bit the dust because she was a gazillion years old.

Steve Z.
Steve Z.
August 13, 2023 9:03 pm

There’s a new addition to the Urban Dictionary:
MOHAP
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Michelle Obama has a penis

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
August 14, 2023 12:48 am

Good God. So glad I’ve refocused my attention on the glory God has to offer. It’s so easy to get caught up in this stupid bullshit…but that’s Satan for ya…full of distractions.

Jocko
Jocko
August 14, 2023 7:07 am

I’ve never called my wife the male equivalent of her name. If I did, I suppose I my wife would immediately wack me in the head and point out my mistake and correct it, then not talk to me for a week or two!

WilliamtheResolute
WilliamtheResolute
August 14, 2023 11:18 am

Celebrate Big Mike…the first tranny President 2024