WASHINGTON, D.C. — As tensions escalate in the Middle East following the deadly terrorist attacks by Hamas on Israel, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham sought to resolve the conflict and restore peace to the region by calling for the United States to begin bombing every country in the world.
“It’s the only solution,” Graham said to reporters while advocating for even more hostilities. “If we want to restore peace throughout the world, the only realistic answer is to lay waste to every single nation around the globe.”
“What about nations that have no involvement in the conflict?” asked reporter Michael Fuller.
“They’re all involved,” Graham answered. “Bomb ‘em all. Gone. All of ‘em. Bombs, bombs, bombs. Burn it all down, baby!”
“What about Paris?” Fuller asked.
“Have you seen the demographics of their population?” Graham responded. “Bomb ‘em.”
“Montreal?” Fuller pressed.
“Make it a parking lot,” Graham said resolutely.
“Tokyo?” Fuller asked, finally.
“Glass the place,” Graham answered.
When asked what he expected to be the result of so much widespread bombing, Graham was indifferent. “They’ll all know who’s boss,” he said. “Nothing will stabilize the entire world and ensure the safety of the American people like making every single country in the world hate the United States. On top of all that, some of us will also make massive amounts of money, so I’m very much in favor of this idea.”
At publishing time, Graham had reportedly already made a series of phone calls to the Pentagon to inquire about how many “gigantic nukes” the U.S. currently has on hand.
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Can you imagine what his hand feels like when shaking it? I bet it’s soft, and squishy, probably clammy too. Gross.
Probably sticky too!
Beat me. Like minds snark alike.
And it has an unusual smell.
No one ever will say, “Oh what a strong grip you have.” Even if it’s beneath the sheets. Gross, yuck and all that.
😂😂 Leah! Don’t give me visuals!!
Fuckin’ hysterical.
The Divine Lady G
What a poster girl for the NWO, an evil, blood crazed tranny psychopath who has no morals and no concern for the welfare of anyone other than herself
Can’t we bomb the moon and Mars too? In the name of equity!
How about Baltimore? Chicago? Portland?
Why not start with Mexico?
Bomb them all! Except Europa. That’s shit we don’t need to unleash.
What is with this smarmy, snarling faggot and his ceaseless warmongering? Dude has serious psychosexual/aggression issues to work out (but who am I kidding, realistically that’s never going to happen). He’s probably still sore that his honorary butt buddy and neocon partner in crime John McShitstain bailed on him too soon, thereby reducing his political ability to impose the making of mayhem the world over. Send this sumbitch over to a kibbutz, and let hamas work on him for a while, please.
I just have to add, he has a really punchable face, too.
He should’ve married Hillary.
Will some please stick something in linda grahams mouth so she will STFU.
had to think for a moment on whether this was real ….
This old tired democrat FAGGOT needs a face bullet.
Asia’s crowded
And Europe’s is too old
Africa’s is far too hot
And Canada’s too cold
South America stole our name
Let’s drop the big one
There’ll be no one left to blame us
We’ll save Australia
Don’t want to hurt no kangaroo
We’ll build an all American amusement park there
They’ve got surfing too
Boom goes London
And boom Paris
More room for you
And more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be just another American town
Oh, how peaceful it’ll be
We’ll set everybody free
They all hate us anyhow
So let’s drop the big one now
Political Science
Randy Newman
If you can imagine the amount of freaky shit Mossad agents have stuck up Lispy’s ass, you can understand why they have so much control over this bitch of a boi. This creepy buttfucker is a disgrace to the White race.
Need a link to “Foreign Policy” by Randy Newman.
Give it a little time and the Bee can sell that headline to WAPO.
What’s with Miss Lindsay’s “WE” shit? We must bomb, we must kick ass like we did to Hitler…
“HE” didn’t do a motherfucking thing except become compromised. Some agency somewhere has pics, maybe even a movie, of him getting cornholed & spewed upon.
Show us all how it’s done or shut up, Dickface.
Anyone remember that SNL bit where Will Farrell as Bush Jr just keeps adding countries and pretty much anything he doesn’t like to the “AXIS of Evil”?
I’m MASTER OF UNIVERSE and Lindsey Graham & Uncle
Scumbag ain’t ‘the boss’ here as I’ve always been the boss
whether uneducated idiots like Graham are cognizant of
that or not.
Uncle Scumbag knows I’m the boss so the bombing idea
will never work out for you, Senator Graham.
Is this the kind of crap they teach in South Carolina universities?
Where did Lindsey $hit-for-brains Graham go to school?
Jersey?
MOU
Miss Lindsey is almost as thirsty for blood as he is for cock.